A Blinder with a Strong Right Hook
So love british slang..
There was a peng lass with a dimple
Her heart was truly, lovely and simple
Alas, along came a randy, young yampy, trying slyly, to drag her to bed
“On your bike, ya gormless git” she bellowed, flexing arms strong and nimble
She gave him a mighty big thwack, then he lay perfectly flat, so surprised, by it all, that he bled
About the Creator
Bonnie Bowerman
Just a curious soul with a crayon, at the beginning of my writing journey. There were many absorbing detours along the way.
I am so happy, I stumbled upon this community. The depth of talent here, takes my breath away!
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Comments (2)
Nice! Funny ending’!
Hahahahahahahahahaha good for her! He deserved it! Loved your poem!