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1980s Hair Routine

Souvenirs and Memories

By Whimsical Wanderer Published 4 years ago Updated 4 years ago 1 min read
1980s Hair Routine
Photo by Kolos Kevei on Unsplash

Shampoo, repeat, condition, under scalding heat

Slather and massage mousse or gel into scalp

Dry with blistering hot air

And a very large diffuser.

***

Next, a ton of hairspray everywhere

Around, and over head, shoulders, and hair

Curl or straighten with a schorching iron

Add more hairspray – loads of it

*****

Tease the hell out of every strand

Keep curling/straightening as is needed

Lift with a long-pick-tooth comb, spray

Lift-spray here, lift-spray there, and again

***

Pat, pat, pat it all down but not too much

Now get to work, work, and work it

Till it all falls down in a minute

vintage

About the Creator

Whimsical Wanderer

Narrative threads are everywhere, weaving through realms and stories. Words are vital vibrations, connecting us to deeper truths. I joyfully dance with them, co-creating tapestries of meaning that resonate beyond the page.

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