12 Days of F*ck This
a Christmas song parody dedicated to the Trump administration
On the first day of Fuck This
Orange Hitler gave to thee
The worst president in history.
/
On the second day of Fuck This
Orange Hitler gave to thee
Two minutes missing,
and the worst president in history.
/
On the third day of Fuck This
Orange Hitler gave to thee
Three dying brain cells,
Two minutes missing,
and the worst president in history.
/
On the fourth day of Fuck This
Orange Hitler gave to thee
Four calling despots,
Three dying brain cells,
Two minutes missing,
and the worst president in history.
/
On the fifth day of Fuck This
Orange Hitler gave to thee
Five karats of useless bling!
Four calling despots,
Three dying brain cells,
Two minutes missing,
and the worst president in history.
/
On the sixth day of Fuck This
Orange Hitler gave to thee
Six lechers leering,
Five karats of useless bling!
Four calling despots,
Three dying brain cells,
Two minutes missing,
and the worst president in history.
/
On the seventh day of Fuck This
Orange Hitler gave to thee
Seven lies per posting,
Six lechers leering,
Five karats of useless bling!
Four calling despots,
Three dying brain cells,
Two minutes missing,
and the worst president in history.
/
On the eighth day of Fuck This
Orange Hitler gave to thee
Eight gooners bribing,
Seven lies per posting,
Six lechers leering,
Five karats of useless bling!
Four calling despots,
Three dying brain cells,
Two minutes missing,
and the worst president in history.
/
On the ninth day of Fuck This
Orange Hitler gave to thee
Nine guilty sweating,
Eight gooners bribing,
Seven lies per posting,
Six lechers leering,
Five karats of useless bling!
Four calling despots,
Three dying brain cells,
Two minutes missing,
and the worst president in history.
/
On the tenth day of Fuck This
Orange Hitler gave to thee
Ten commandments broken,
Nine guilty sweating,
Eight gooners bribing,
Seven lies per posting,
Six lechers leering,
Five karats of useless bling!
Four calling despots,
Three dying brain cells,
Two minutes missing,
and the worst president in history.
/
On the eleventh day of Fuck This
Orange Hitler gave to thee
Eleven-year-old girls crying,
Ten commandments broken,
Nine guilty sweating,
Eight gooners bribing,
Seven lies per posting,
Six lechers leering,
Five karats of useless bling!
Four calling despots,
Three dying brain cells,
Two minutes missing,
and the worst president in history.
/
On the twelfth day of Fuck This
Orange Hitler gave to thee
Twelve million angry,
Eleven-year-olds crying,
Ten commandments broken,
Nine guilty sweating,
Eight gooners bribing,
Seven lies per posting,
Six lechers leering,
Five karats of useless bling!
Four calling despots,
Three dying brain cells,
Two minutes missing,
and the worst president in history.
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CT Idlehouse
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Comments (4)
Absolutely brilliant - you are a great poet! Love your twist on the holiday classic to show how awful this creature really is.
Flawless.
Perfect! 🏆
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