10 Reasons You Should Subscribe to Me
A poem for you
Ten reasons why to me you should subscribe:
10) I seldom launch into diatribe
9) my aches and scars I do not describe
8) if you read me you read me, I don’t wheedle or bribe
7) coffee, Diet Coke, and water are the things I imbibe
6) all you need is love ; that’s the fix I prescribe
5) falsity, mocking, and unattributed AI are things I proscribe
4) up to four posts a week is the rate I circumscribe
3) I can be sarcastic but seldom resort to a cheap jibe
2) showing up and challenging yourself is the path to success I ascribe
1) I think you’ll like it. Isn’t it time you treated yourself?
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Oh- I also make a mean lasagna, but this is a virtual platform and mentioning that seemed unfair…..
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Judey Kalchik
It's my time to find and use my voice.
Poetry, short stories, memories, and a lot of things I think and wish I'd known a long time ago.
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Comments (13)
Awesome!
Excellent!
Loved it!! I'm going to try it!!😊💕❤️
Aha!!! I see what you did there... Smooth... Ultra smooth!!!
Damn it. I've been subscribed for a while, do I still not get lasagne?
Any sensible creator will already be subscribed. nice rhyme
Those are 10 good reasons, alright. Haha.
You forgot to mention you reek of awesomeness without even a bribe
Oh my goodness, this is so fun. Already a subscriber but these are great reasons, especially 10 and 8. But now i want lasagna…
Lol. Wonderfully said, and I was just shocked to discover I was not subscribed already. I could have sworn I was.
‘j’ - You ‘circumscribe me - — Who me sarcastic — ‘j’
Okay, that was cute. Glad that I am already a subscriber... ;)
Too late, I'm already subscribed. (I suppose I could unsubscribe & then resubscribe, but that just seems silly.) Love the poem. One editorial note: I believe you are missing an "s" on #5, "things".