Presenting the inaugural selection of limericks from our treasury. We aspire to ignite your imagination and evoke your emotions.
The Bold Farter
- If you fart out loud, in a big crowd.
- Be ready to own it, you are proud.
- Silent but deadlies,
- Don’t make good medleys.
- Let it rip, bold farting must be loud.
Think Before You Stink
- There was a young cow with two udders.
- Who was very nice to her brothers.
- She said with a wink.
- Think before you stink.
- My farts are stronger than the others.
What is that Smell?
- There once was a man with a foul stink.
- His fumes were so bad it made you blink.
- The source of the smell,
- We all know it well,
- Was his bottom end. What do you think?
The Melodious Sphincter
- There was a guitarist named Farp.
- He also like playing the wind harp.
- Pluck with a plectrum,
- Out from his rectum,
- Comes a musical note in f-sharp.
To Be, Or Not To Be
- When you get the urge and a tingle.
- Are you sure it’s no mix and mingle?
- It is hard to know.
- Just before you blow.
- Is it farts or shit on a shingle?
Benjamin Franklin Farts
- There once was a man so curious.
- Inventions came fast and furious.
- He thought he could beat.
- That smell from your seat.
- With a pill, but that was spurious.
Blushing Wind Gushing
- In a room, there was quite a big stink,
- A fart that made everyone’s eyes blink,
- It rumbled and roared,
- Left everyone floored,
- Embarrassed, turned the Flatulists cheeks pink!
Thunder Clap Stinker
- We heard a clamorous fart so grand,
- That strong odor swept over the land.
- A thunderous sound,
- Shook us all around,
- Leaving noses in need of a hand!
Eau de Toilette
- There once was a cologne quite discreet,
- Whose fragrance you could never quite beat.
- No sound did it make,
- Oh, for heaven’s sake,
- That perfume knocks you off off your feet!
Master No Poetaster
- In the realm of flatulence and rhyme,
- There’s a tale of a fart, quite sublime.
- Poetic salutes,
- A limerick toot,
- Fart poems are the greatest pastime.
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Paperboy Farts
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