Why I Switched to Bathroom Wipes

**Warning this is about to get real!**

While growing up poor, I've always had to use that nasty one ply toilet paper or newspaper. You don't know the struggle until the toilet paper rips and you end up giving yourself an enema. It wasn't until I got my first job that I started using them. The first time I used them I promised myself I would NEVER go back!

Dingleberries

The dingleberry. If you don't know what a dingleberry is then *facepalm* I guess I'll have to tell you: A dingleberry is a piece of pooh that gets tangled in your butt crack hair. Yeah... it's pretty nasty stuff. Hate to say it, but using toilet paper cause this. Since your butt hair is dry, the wet poop clings to it. When you wipe the pooh is caught in the hairs. As you drag the paper across your hairs, they give, causing the hair to roll the pooh up into a tangly dangling mess. This is what creates dingleberries. Using wipes helps to combat this by making the pooh wet and hair wet. This causes the pooh to be easily wiped away.

Swamp Ass

This is the absolute worst. If you are unfamiliar with the term 'swamp ass,' it is when you sweat between your butt cheeks—giving off a somewhat unpleasant smell. Pair this with the dingle berries and you become a walking sewage factory of smells. You see ,what happens is that when you wipe with toilet paper, you will never manage to get everything. Normally pooh has only a faint odor when dry, but in the presence of heat and water... you multiply the smell tenfold. If it is hot outside or you are working up a sweat; swamp ass will find you. By using wet wipes to clean up afterward, you ensure that you are getting everything.

Freshening Up Your Lady Parts

Ladies! This one's for you. As a dude I don't know much about female hygiene, but I know enough to get by. I do know it is good practice to wipe yourself after you pee. Using toilet paper is not a good choice. When using toilet paper you can expose yourself to less than favourable happenings. Toilet paper when wet begins to fall apart. Even little pieces can come apart and become stuck in your lady parts. This can lead to infections and a horrible smelling... well... lady parts. Choosing to switch from toilet paper to bathroom wipes can eliminate these issues. Your body will thank you, you yourself will thank you, and so will that sexy hunk you brought home that asks to use the restroom and sees those wipes on top of the toilet.

All in all, I believe bathroom wipes to be a great investment. Bathrooms wipes are a bit more pricey than normal toilet paper, but can you put a price on health? On smelling good? I have never went back to toilet paper. The feeling of being clean gives you confidence every time you step out of the restroom. Can you place a price on that too while you're at it? As you know not every place shares these thoughts or can afford these wipes. So, I bought a box of individually wrapped wipes. These wipes are meant for on the go usage. They are small and easy to conceal. I place mine inside my wallet so I always have it when I need it. My wife packs some as well. She places her's inside of her purse so she is clean and fresh if we ever get in the mood while on the go.