What If...

To: The Most Irritating Boss; Mr. What If

From: Your Former Worker; I’m Worried

Mr. What If, Let Me Tell You A Story.

It’s Not About Fame. It’s Not About Glory.

A Man Who Bought Sorrow To All That He Knew.

Mr. What If, My Story’s ‘Bout You.

When I Was A Kid, You Would Make Me Cry.

You Were The One That Made Men Wish They Would Die.

You Created FOMO Of This There’s No Doubt.

It’s You That Gave Us The Fear Of Missing Out.

You Are The One That Gave Us Such Sorrow.

We Look At The Pass And Then Fear Tomorrow.

You Gave Us Envy, Jealousy, Strife.

Now I Look Forward To The End Of Your Life.

There Was A Time That You Ruled Over Me.

Now, I No Longer Worry About What Used To Be.

I Do Not Care About What Could Have Been.

What Others Can Do, Don’t Get Under My Skin.

All That “What If I Did This”, “If I Did That.”

“If I Picked Dog”, “If I Picked Cat.”

I’m Smarter Now, There’s Things I Have Learned.

The Greatest Of All, I Can’t Be Concerned

About My Past Choices, That I Cannot Change.

You Took Hope Away For What I Can’t Do.

You’ve Brought Shame On Me For The Honor Of You.

You Lift Yourself Up By Putting Me Down.

It’s Time That I Put You Under The Ground.

Thinking Of You Often Makes Me See Red.

Let’s Look At Some Of The Things That You’ve Said.

What If I Picked “B” Instead Of “A”.

What If I Chose June Instead Of May.

What If I Said “Yes” Instead Of “No”

Mr. What If, I Can’t Take It No More.

For So Many Years Your Thumb Held Me Down

I Felt That I’d Never Get Up Off The Ground.

I Feared The Future When I Thought Of The Past.

I Got Rid Of Your Thumb, I’m Free Now At Last.

I’m Tired Of Thinking Of What Could Have Been.

I’m Tired Of Wondering What Happened Back Then.

I’m Tired Of Wishing I Took The Next Path.

I’m Tired Of Thinking I Didn’t Do All The Math.

I’m Tired Of Fearing If I Did It All Right.

I’m Tired Of Wishing I’d Put Up A Fight.

I’m Tired Of Thinking Where I Could Be Now.

I’m Tired Of Thinking I Could Have, But How?

I’m Tired Of Remembering When I Was A Child.

I Was Just A Kid, For Crying Out Loud.

I No Longer Feel Sorry For My Place Life.

I No Longer Feel The Stabs Of A Sharp Knife.

I No Longer Regret Making That Choice.

I See What I Have And Only Rejoice.

I’m Happier Now, I Have No Regrets.

I Am Not Angry; I Am Not Upset.

I Am Not Worried. I Am Not Sad.

For A Matter Of Fact, I’d Say I’, Glad.

I’m Done With The Questions, What If And Why?

I’m Just Here To Give You My Finial Goodbye.

What If I Hand 1000 Grand.

What If She Was My Girl And I Was Her Man.

What If I Leave, With No Notice Shown.

Mr. What If, Don’t Try To Hold On.

I’m Tired Of Caring What Others Have Got

I’m Tired Of Comparing What I Have Not.

I’m Tired Of Wishing That I Had The Same.

I’m Tired Of Seeking Things I Can Gain.

I’m Tired Of Peering Deep Into The Past.

What I Could Have Done To Get Some More Cash.

I’m Tired Of Wishing I Would Have Gone Right

At The Fork In The Road, Both Paths Out Of Sight.

I’m Done With The What If’s I Done With The Why’s.

I’m Done With The Small Things That Hold Back My Life

I’m Done With Regrets; I’m Done With The Past.

I Look To The Future. I’m Happy At Last.

I’m Not Starting Over. I’m Moving Ahead.

I’m Pressing Forward You Heard What I Said.

That Could Have Been Me, You Dope.

I Now Look To The Future With Hope.

It’s Not That I Don’t Like You, Really, I Don’t.

Don’t Ask Me To Stay, Cause Really, I Won’t.

It’s Easy To Breath Now That I’m Rid Of You.

My Life Is Much Simpler, I Swear That It’s True.

I’m Leaving You Now. I’ll Never Return.

You Can’t Treat People Wrong. You Never Will Learn.

A 2-Week Notice Don’t Work For Me.

My Life Has Changed; I Have Been Set Free.

If You Don’t Get It, To Put It Simply

I Quit

Yours Truly:

No Longer Worried. Set Free

P.S.

I Regret To Inform You That Your Business Will Be Closing Down Soon. As It Turns Out, Many Of My Friends Are Employed By You. No More. I’m Coming To Free Them Also. No Employees, No Business.