So There “YOU” Are!!!

Before you walk into a room, do you fix your face? Practice what you’re going to say? Do you choose a

voice to use? Or does it just come Naturally?

Hello, It's nice to meet you! Seems to be what they all say. But in reality, this individual just looked at me

from head to toe and made a assumption.

~What vibe did I get?

They ask you your name. Hi, I’m Eden. Do you have children? Yep, I do. Boys and Girls. A total of 4. 2

Girls and 2 Boys. Plus a fur baby . So technically 5.

I know I’m extra.

As I watch the look on their face (Laughing within my head) because now this fool wants to about my

relationship status? “Cohabitating”. ~Face smirk~ but truthfully…. Does it even really matter? Regardless

of your replies you have now allowed this person to pass judgement upon you.

~How unfair (completely)

If you never had this happen to you, you’re one of the lucky ones. Because I myself on the other

hand………… Let’s just say (As a Virgo I tend to overanalyze shite.) I know this of myself. It’s one of my

worst habits. (And Still) I can not help it. I want to be liked. Therefore I treat others how they treat Me. I

speak even though I don’t like talking. I’m helpful because I would want others to help me. Even though

I’m not about to ask for your shagging help!!! Unless absolutely necessary. Because I know I work better

alone and even in a group setting Guess WHAT I work better alone. Give me my task and let me be!!!!

~What a blessing that would be. I mean what a blessing that would be.

~Still, Reality My Childe

Things are never quite that simple. Individuals are rude judge mental and pushy. They only ask questions

to determine what pool of fools you’ll fall into. Luckily I’ve never been the one to fit into any other pools

besides my own.

~I’ve tried!!!

~and it doesn't WORK

Somehow I’ve mastered the ability to make people feel completely uncomfortable within my present.

Like Me (Shocked) Really? Nope, but still all because I choose to be my true authentic self.

How in the hell was I supposed to know that it’s offensive to speak for yourself. How dare I (laughter)

Guess some things I’ll never understand.

I’ve answered all of your questions. I’ve told you my name spoke of my children and relationship status.

Are you still not satisfied? What more is there to know? What I’m cooking for dinner. My plans after

work? Perhaps weekend activities, Well ………, how about none of your business. I don’t want to tell you.

I DON’T WANT TO SHARE MY PERSONAL LIFE WITH WORK COLLEAGUES.

Are you ready to go? Is you? (Smart Ass Mouth) but for real that’s a question you may very well ask me

(Laughing) anything else is truly unnecessary!!! If I look sad assume I’m sleepy. If I’m happy and bouncy

as hell assume I'm having a good day. Not that a Bish is high. Accusing me of Smoking. Who does that?

Whore watch your mouth. Assume I ate some candy. Do that for yourself. Moral of the story mind your

business.

Assume you shall but keep it to yourself. The beauty of the life we all live is simply the fact that we all

have the ability to keep unpopular opinions to ourselves.

~Therefore introduce yourself and ravel within your truth.

Hi, I’m Eden. Age, simply a number. Depending on the day time and situation my levels of pettiness may

very well range anywhere between 3 years of age to 80. Catch me in my spiritual moments. I am

undifficult. I agree to disagree always following chains of command. If I don’t like you trust me you’ll

know. Share your opinions. Always approach it respectfully. Most importantly my family is everything.

My relationship with Jesus may be different from yours but I believe if he didn’t create it, it wouldn’t

exist. Argue with yourself not me. And last but very much so not least I’m a Virgo. One of my most

favorite traits (giggle). It’s very nice to meet you.

Not so awkward after all!!!

Kisses E ~3.29.2023