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CLEAN YA BOOTY RIGHT!!

How we’re all holding on to 💩, both literally, and figuratively

By Erik DeSean BarrettPublished 3 years ago 3 min read
Contemplating my choices In the Bathroom!!

Hey, Its EDB, thats Erik DeSean Barrett, and I am wondering about the place I call home. Each and every time I sit to think, my brain continuously wonders. What would happen, if more of us, just stopped, press paused, and actually thought about what exactly was going on around them?

For Example, Dayna from HuffPost: informs us that we’ve apparently been wiping after a shit all wrong: She references a tiktoker named George who explained that if you’re wiping more than two to three times this is actually called faecal smearing.

This is when too much faecal matter stays at the entrance of the anus after you’ve finished a poo. A technique you can use is squeezing your pelvic floor in a waterfall formation,” thats squeezing your anus 20%, then 50%, 80% and finally 100% This can help close off the anus sphincter which is why you’re having little bits of stool still hanging around the entrance – it’s normally through weakness through that external sphincter.

Speaking of 💩. Why?? Why are we still giving this Elon Musk guy oxygen? Something has me wondering. With him reinstating The Donald, now suspending ol Jack Sweeney. He’s just what 19? All he wanted to do is be all up in the Jet, Elon.

Then again, do we really expect Elon to listen? Better yet is anyone listening? If so, why we still struggling to do something about guns? Thats right, another shooting, this time in the mountains of Colorado.

Michael Anderson, a 25-year-old bartender at Club Q, describes to Congress, how his place of work was a safe haven for him and many others before a 22-year-old shooter turned a drag queen’s birthday celebration into a massacre on Nov. 19. Five people were killed and 25 were injured before the shooter armed with an AR-15-style semiautomatic weapon was subdued by patrons. But we will get nothing, because SOME just don’t wanna talk about it.

UNLESS YOU ARE Rep. Gabby Giffords, Senator Mark Kelly, and Peter Ambler co-founded Giffords who worked to get 525 pieces of gun safety legislation passed in roughly 45 states. Peter Ambler, during an interview with NowThis said.

We've built a movement, consisting of survivors, gun owners, Democrats and Republicans, and millions of Americans united behind the common proposition that we can have guns, we can have rights, we can have gun safety as well.

Ten years ago, some of our precious babies were taken from us. Even Former President Barack Obama is invading my inbox with memories of that ominous day. He Said…

I consider December 14th, 2012 the single darkest day of my presidency. The news from Sandy Hook Elementary was devastating, a visceral blow, and like so many others, I felt not just sorrow but anger at a world that could allow such things to happen.

Anger. I believe that is an appropriate emotion. Because we grapple with massacres, domestic drama, but also suicide. My heart goes out to the family of Stephen “tWitch” Boss, a DJ known for his work on Ellen DeGeneres, was found dead Tuesday in a California hotel, after at 40, he took his own life.

This brings me back to my original question What would happen, if more of us, just stopped, press paused, and actually invested in the ideology of thought. I believe, we would see beyond our personal ideals, transforming our conviction into what is best for all mankind. This is my hope, this is my determination, this is my conviction, and will not rest until we make progress towards, just pausing, and thinking.

Until the next time we can chat; From Me and Mine, Unto you and Yours…

LATTERZ!!

humanity

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Erik DeSean Barrett

Blogger👨🏾‍💻 Vlogger🎥 Podcaster🎙Life Enthusiasts!!! On mission to prove one can do what they believe despite what anyone says.

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  • Sandra Doughty (.MS GYPSY)3 years ago

    Thank you for the openness. We all need to be honest and understanding of others ideals.seem that there is more judging of others and not looking at self.I was woke up again with arguing and had to check it out.Had to call ambulance, room mates abusive whatever he is,I won't say,but he had been stabbed.I didn't know it was 20 times...that is over kill.both are black men and she is white.they were fighting over her.but I hear it's a lot more to it.I need to move badly. 20 times says it all. Thanks for your story. Sorry, I'm in shock I think.oh he was life flighted out. Don't know if he survived, but if this is how my dogs and I are safe, then...life sure is full of surprises.maybe I should have posted this.didnt know this was popping out,but needed to I guess.

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