The MMLM Revolution: How I Built a Medium Multi-Level Marketing Empire (While Writing About Building a Medium Multi-Level Marketing Empire)

A 3-minute read that will change your life (or at least generate enough content about changing your life to earn $0.17)

I never thought I’d make it as a writer.

Then I discovered something revolutionary: Why write when you can recruit other writers to write about recruiting writers?

And that’s when everything changed…

The Birth of MMLM (Medium Multi-Level Marketing)

It hit me one morning while reading my 47th “How I Made $1000 on Medium” article: the platform was missing its true calling.

We weren’t just writers.

We were entrepreneurs.

We were potential downlines waiting to happen.

The MMLM Success Framework™

(A totally original system I developed after reading every other system)

1. Write articles about writing articles

2. Recruit writers to write about your articles about writing articles

3. Teach them to recruit writers to write about writing about writing articles

4. Question the nature of reality

The Revolutionary BOOST™ Matrix

Here’s my proprietary BOOST™ system (that I definitely didn’t copy from 47 other articles):

Build following by following everyone writing about building a following

Optimize your optimization articles about optimization

Oversaturate the market with saturation advice

Start seventeen newsletters about starting newsletters

Teach others how to teach others how to teach

And that’s when everything changed… again…

Premium Masterclass Offerings

The “META-Medium Mastery” Series:

• Level 1: “Writing Your First ‘My First 30 Days’ Post (Day 1 Edition)”
• Level 2: “Advanced Headlines About Writing Headlines”
• Level 3: “Monetizing Your Articles About Monetizing Articles”
• Level ∞: “Transcending Space-Time Through Recursive Content”

Special Bonus: “The Art of Writing Bonus Offers About Bonus Offers”

Proven Engagement Hacks That Actually Work

(Results may vary from $0.00 to $0.000)

1. The Font Flex

• 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓯𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓼
• 𝔈𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔦𝔢𝔯 𝔣𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔰
• 𝕃𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕒𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪

2. The Motivational Madlib

• Insert [INSPIRING WORD] quotes that [EMOTIONAL VERB] the [SPIRITUAL NOUN] of your [MYTHICAL CREATURE] within.

3. The Screenshot Symphony

• iPhone Notes: 3 AM thoughts
• Kindle Highlights: Books you pretend to read
• X (Twitter): Your own tweets about Medium
• Bank Account: That one time you made $1.43

The Results That Definitely Speak For Themselves

Since mastering MMLM (Medium Multi-Level Marketing), I’ve achieved:

• ∞% increase in meta-content velocity
• √-1 new followers who follow followers
• Enough earnings to buy one (1) letter in the word “coffee”
• Transcendence beyond the mortal plane of traditional writing

Warning: Side Effects May Include…

Some users of the MMLM system have reported:

• Inability to write anything that isn’t about writing
• Compulsive stat-checking syndrome
• Recursive thought patterns
• Seeing green dots everywhere
• Uncontrollable urge to turn life events into listicles
• Spontaneous generation of course content about generating course content

For those experiencing these symptoms, please see Part 2:

“Inside Medium Writers Anonymous: Tales from the Meta-Support Group”

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Stay tuned for Part 2, where we explore the harrowing tales of recovery in Meta-Writers Anonymous… assuming we can stop writing about writing about recovery long enough to publish it.

And that’s when everything changed… for now.

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