The drawing board.

Date: Not specified.

Location: Not sure, but somewhere around nowhere.

"All right! What the heck! It was blind."

"Sir, the Neanderthal's eyesight needs to be improved. It went from a steep cliff when it was trying to locate the sound of flowing water. You would never be able to identify its twisted body."

"Then, give it fresh eyes! I'm too busy controlling the blackholes that are wreaking havoc all around me. Add cheekbones to it while you're at it. Its hollow face gave me the creeps. He seemed to be stuck in a state of perpetual fear."

"Sir, it occurred to me that we ought to think about allowing it to flex halfway down its arms. We may refer to them as elbows. The previous iteration struggled to scratch its head."

"Lol! Could you picture it? Is there anything more?"

"Yes, sir, we were considering asking to give it a heart, as you know. They will eventually employ it as a metaphor, according to our forecasts."

"A heart? Indeed! What a clever angle, my kid. Now that my lights are bright, I can see it. "The heart saved the day, even though the times were hard." I love it when I go that deep... Did you realize that living fearlessly instead of defining yourself by it is a virtue? 😶

Indeed! Bravery! One of the first things you ever taught us was about your magnificence; we are grateful."

"I do remember that private, fulfilling moment when you celestial creatures were created. And, I should add, just in time! I think I overreached myself a little bit with this creating thing. Thank goodness, you can now assist me with the ridiculous amount of projects I've been juggling for ages. Which takes me to the urgent issue at hand. Lately, geometry has been giving me a hard time. Is it a rhombi, or are all those silly flexagons, hexagons, and rhombuses? I can't determine which sounds better, but the point is that they're making me crazy, so I'll have to assign one of you to create the elements for the time being. Look out for the assignment guide to find out who's the fortunate one. There won't be any vacations for at least

"Sounds exciting sir, I would be honored to be the chosen!"

"I have a special task for you, Michael, but I know you would." Now, prepare the update in advance of the council gathering involving Jehovah, Buddha, Allah, Vishnu, and Krishna. Everyone is in for a surprise from Buddha. Before I release my most recent creation into the world, I would like to show it off. Remember, they'll be around in 200 years, so make sure to chop chop!"

"Definitely! By then, sir, it will be prepared."

Date: Not specified

Place: Paleolithic Forest

"How is it acting? Oh, I can't stand to see it. If we could just step in and help in some way, but as our Savior commands, we have to learn from its mistakes. However, this cannot go well."

"Why are there so many dejected expressions on faces? ...NO! Please deny it to me! What caused it to occur this time?"

"Sir, respect be given, it attempted to use its bare hands to battle a saber-toothed tiger." It was out of the running."

"How heartbreaking! Stupid tigers! Tell me to make them less combative again. They need to get it together before I zap them all to veganism, even though I understand that it's in their nature and that they too must survive. Where was the common sense on that one? It appeared to lack the fundamental qualities of intelligence."

"Oh my! It's possible we overlooked that step. Please pardon us. It is understandable why it was unable to create a weapon for any such conflict. Prudence and common sense go hand in hand and produce sound judgment, which is the foundation of all wisdom. It still had a great deal of bravery, but none of the common sense needed for parenting."

"Very good observation! I'm relieved that the Seraphim Academy attracted attention. Should we give it another go? And this time, make notes. Less than three million years remain before the Albert Einstein effect is fully realized. In any case, where is he?"

"Sir, he's still trying to solve that Rubik's Cube you gave him for his two thousandth birthday."

"Hahahaha! Goddammit!"

A/N: This narrative was not really inspired by anything. I hardly ever begin a story with just the title. But 'The Drawing Board' was all I could think of. Thus, it became this, hehe. I appreciate you taking the time to read.