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Are You a Follow up Flake?

You don't become a follow up flake

By HearthMenPublished 3 months ago 5 min read
Are You a Follow up Flake?
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Elias Vance was a closer. He had the sharp wit, the infectious energy, and the kind of dazzling presentation skills that could make a CEO sign an $80,000 contract before the coffee went cold. He ran Apex Digital, and his problem wasn't getting customers; his problem was keeping them.

He hated the word "flake." It felt cheap, lazy—the antithesis of his high-octane brand. Yet, lately, the term had been whispering in the back offices of Apex.

The root of the issue lay in the cavernous disconnect between Elias’s initial burst of sales enthusiasm and the desolate silence that followed. He was perpetually stuck in the "Reactive Zone," racing from one wildfire to the next.

His colleague, Clara, the lead strategist, watched the pattern repeat with clinical detachment. "You're pouring champagne on the launch," she once told him, "but you forget to refill the water cooler in the office."

It all came to a head with Stellar Corp, Apex’s biggest recent win. Clara had designed a comprehensive, phased follow-up plan: a three-month check-in, a six-month optimization workshop pitch, and a yearly maintenance subscription offer. But the plan sat unused, a beautiful, untouched PDF on Elias’s cluttered desktop.

Objection 1: “I don’t have time”

The Stellar Corp campaign had officially wrapped on a Tuesday. By Wednesday morning, Elias’s phone was ringing with a tantalizing prospect—a startup needing an immediate, massive launch.

"Clara, schedule the Stellar post-mortem for... well, whenever you can," Elias instructed, already halfway out the door, briefcase in hand. "Right now, I have to leap on this new whale. Strike while the iron’s hot."

Clara leaned back, tapping the PDF title: Follow-Up Plan: Stellar Corp. "Elias, dedicating two hours to plan the execution of this follow-up will save you twenty hours of emergency damage control later. It’s an investment. You keep running away from the investment toward the shiny immediate payout."

"I am short of time!" Elias insisted, genuinely stressed. "I need to focus on the campaign at hand."

He was caught in the cycle defined by the source material: reacting, never planning. He knew the statistics—that follow-up was responsible for well over half of total sales—but he treated planning like a luxury he couldn't afford. He failed to see that by neglecting the structured follow-up, he was actually choosing to jettison recurring revenue for the unpredictable grind of chasing new cold leads. The Stellar Corp file went unopened, buried beneath fresh proposals.

Objection 2: “I don’t need one, it’s a waste of time”

Six weeks passed. Elias was deep in the throes of the new startup project—a project that, predictably, was draining his resources and demanding round-the-clock attention.

"Did you send the tailored optimization pitch to Stellar?" Clara asked one afternoon, her voice flat.

Elias waved a dismissive hand. "We killed it for them, Clara. The engagement numbers are through the roof. I don’t need a complicated plan; they know we deliver. When they need phase two, they’ll call. They trust us."

He was skating perilously close to the flake zone now. He believed the strength of the past connection was sufficient, ignoring the reality that silence communicates apathy. In Elias’s mind, creating a scheduled, automated drip campaign or a personalized check-in was a waste of time—an unnecessary formality that distracted from the "real work" of creation.

Clara simply nodded. "I see. You've already dashed off to put out a different fire, haven't you?"

A month later, the call came. Not from Stellar Corp itself, but from a junior associate attempting to cancel access to Apex’s shared collaboration drives.

"Oh, we’ve moved the project internally," the associate explained haltingly. "We’re using a new firm, Synergy Solutions, for the infrastructure maintenance and Q2 optimization rollout."

Elias felt a cold dread settle in his stomach. Synergy Solutions—a firm known not for creative brilliance, but for rigid adherence to long-term service agreements and automated client retention. Stellar Corp hadn't been angry; they had simply felt forgotten. They went where they felt valued, where the follow-up plan was a stated line item, not an afterthought.

Apex had just lost $150,000 in projected recurring annual revenue because Elias was too proud and too chaotic to send a single well-timed email.

Objection 3: “It’s too hard…”

The loss of Stellar Corp was a shock that finally unseated Elias from the Reactive Zone. He sank into his chair, looking at the mountain of potential follow-ups he should have initiated over the last year. Three dozen former clients, all potential repeat business, currently sitting dormant.

The scale of the catch-up felt crushing. How was he supposed to build a cohesive plan for all of them?

"It's too hard," he muttered to Clara, leaning his head against the dusty stack of old folders. "I keep trying to figure out the perfect three-year strategy with a 20-step process, and then I just get overwhelmed and start chasing new leads again."

He wasn't a flake; he was simply inexperienced in the discipline of retention marketing.

Clara finally sat in the chair opposite him. "It doesn’t start with perfection, Elias. It starts with investment."

She pulled up a browser window. "You don't have to invent the wheel. You just need structure. There are hundreds of special reports, free templates, and tips floating around the net. The barrier is not complexity; it's the lack of dedicated time."

She blocked out the upcoming Friday afternoon on his calendar, labeling it simply: Project: Proactive Follow-Up Framework.

"We are booking an afternoon for success," she stated. "We will download one simple, proven six-step template. We will identify your top five dormant clients. We will start small, but we will start systematically."

Elias looked at the calendar entry. For the first time in months, he wasn't planning a frantic sales pitch; he was planning stability. The knowledge that he didn't have to build a monolithic system from scratch—that he just needed to invest time in structured learning—was a massive relief.

Six months later, Apex Digital was running like a different agency. The initial investment of one structured afternoon had paid off tenfold. Elias had shifted his focus: new sales were still important, but retention was sacred.

He had automated simple check-ins, scheduled dedicated "value-added" emails every ninety days, and, most importantly, designated Clara as the guardian of the follow-up framework.

He no longer mistook busyness for profitability. He finally understood that avoiding the three objections—lack of time, perceived waste, and complexity—wasn't about finding extra hours; it was about shifting perspective.

Elias Vance was still a world-class closer. But now, he was also a builder of bridges, ensuring the clients he won weren't driven away by the unforgivable sin of silence.

No one wants to be a flake. Elias finally proved he wasn't one, simply by asking himself, every single morning: What’s stopping you from planning for success? The answer, he realized, had always been nothing but himself.

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