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Werewolf vs Vampire

The radio asked, I wrote an answer

By Tuesday DailyPublished 4 years ago 3 min read
Werewolf vs Vampire
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Okay, it's not like a physical competition but a would you rather? The week of Halloween (which is busy as hell for me and why I was NOT on my computer much), the radio station that I listen to had the question Would you rather date a werewolf or a vampire and you have to pick one?

Obviously, I call in because I'm addicted to being on the radio.

What was my answer you ask?

I chose werewolf. My reasoning was more based off of why I wouldn't want to date a vampire.

- "I would date a werewolf because of the reasons that I would not be able to date a vampire. I'm the age-less pale one in the relationship and there's just no way I could compete with a vampire. Also, I know I have better hair than a werewolf."

So, that was my answer and I know it wasn't the best or most creative answer there could be but I came up with it quickly and I thought it was clever. I guess I should add that if you actually know me that you would know that I am, in fact, pale and age-less! I also have amazing hair so my answer was quite authentic and accurate. It was also quite unique and it made the radio show hosts laugh so that is always a plus in my book.

However, like I do best, I continued to think about this question and the answer I gave for days after it was over. I continued to ponder this because most of the callers/texters that also answered the question ended up picking vampire. My husband also picked vampire but obviously he likes his women age-less and pale... totally me! What I did determine was that most people picked vampire based solely on the show True Blood and if there was a right or wrong answer to this question; werewolf would be right and vampire would be wrong.

Why, you ask?

Well, let me break it down just a little bit for ya.

-Once someone is a vampire, they are a vampire for life... or eternity if you'd rather. If they are immortal, then unless YOU have them turn you, you will eventually die and they will move on.

-Werewolves have a somewhat typical lifespan so in theory, you'd have a full life-long relationship with your werewolf and you'd both die of old age.

-You couldn't go on any day-dates with a vampire, ever.

-A werewolf is only turns during full moons. So, that's like once every 6 weeks, for like 2 days, they would turn into a werewolf at night... not too bad, considering they'd be a "regular" human all the other days.

-Werewolves are relative to dogs and dogs are loyal as fuck so your werewolf lover would so faithful.

-During the "wolf days" of your werewolf, you could train them and that would be pretty cool.

- Vampires HAVE to have blood to survive so that would require obtaining fresh blood from blood banks or supplying it from humans and that's not very good for society. On the reverse, a big raw steak from a cow would satisfy a werewolf's animalistic craving.

Now, this final reason is definitely on the perverted side and it was also the first reason I picked werewolf when I heard the question but I didn't think it would have been very radio-friendly:

A werewolf would eat me best.

This is just my opinion but based on all the reasons that I laid down for ya, I can't really see how a vampire would ever be a better choice than a werewolf but feel free to answer this question for yourself.

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About the Creator

Tuesday Daily

I enjoy writing and have for a very long time. I think I have a knack for it, just no direction. I prefer to write erotica. Other styles to keep my brain fresh. Enjoy reading my work.

Twitter: @tuesday_daily

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