"We Don’t Know What We Want!" – Lepacious Bose’s Funny Summary of Women

Nigerian comedian Lepacious Bose in a new video is talking about how women don't know what women want by giving different analogies and telling different stories saying:

LEPACIOUS BOSE: You people are wondering why side chicks are snatching husbands? They come home, you give them hell, they go to the side chick that will see them once a week, and they have peace. It’s not that the side chick too is not mad, oh, but it’s just that she does not have him permanently. The side chick too is mad. All of us have skwoskwo. Are we not women? We all have hormones, hormonal imbalance, menstruation—we are not normal. I don’t know what God was thinking when He created us.

Men are normal because God created them from sand. You see, He created women from men, so we are a complicated being. They had to create you from another human being, so sometimes we are thinking like sand, other times we are thinking like human beings. So, ask women: what do women want? We don’t know!

Have you ever cried before, and you’re dating somebody you really like, and the guy is asking you, "What is wrong with you?"

"Nothing."

And you’re crying.

"What can I do to make you feel better?"

"Nothing."

"What’s going on in your mind now?"

"Nothing."

And then the guy leaves you, and you now start crying more that he’s not connecting with your pain. We don’t know what we want, and we are angry with the man for not knowing what we want. How can you be angry at somebody else for not validating you when you’ve not validated yourself?

Go to a restaurant with children, and if you ask the boy child what he wants to eat, he will tell you, "Chicken pie." If you ask the girl child, she will tell you, "Hmmm?" It is a normal thing. And then she will tell you something, and then two minutes later, she will change her mind and tell you something else.

A woman will carry the menu and tell the waiter what the husband wants to eat, but when asked what she wants for herself, she will ask for a minute to decide. And then, she will now finally decide to order pounded yam and edikaikong. Then, she will take one swallow of her pounded yam, and a second, and now tell him to taste her edikaikong, "It’s nice."

The guy would say, "No, I’m fine. I like my rice and chicken."

You will now use your edikaikong hand, with vegetable and palm oil, and put it inside his and say you want to taste his chicken. You are now wondering why the man is angry.

There should be seminars where they tell you how the minds of men work more because we are so engulfed in how the minds of women work that we don’t know that men also have things going on in their heads.

After putting your edikaikong hand to take his chicken, you’re now angry that he’s upset, saying he’s not romantic, when in fact, you’re annoying him—especially if it’s a man that grew up in a place where he eats his own plate of food and they don’t do family eating.

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