The Lion King

Everyone has seen the Lion King. When you were a child, were you moved by Simba's revenge and applauded for Scar's deserved sin?

Years later, I watched this animation again, but I was surprised to find that I had never seen this movie before. All the characters changed their appearance, and everything was so cruel and emotional.

Let's start with Peng Peng, who combines wisdom and courage in the Lion King, always insists on himself in the complicated troubled times, overcomes many difficulties and finally succeeds.

Yes, that's right, Peng Peng, the wild boar.

Let go of the big court feud in front, remember the scene where Peng Peng and Ding Man first saw Simba?

Imagine that you are a rookie of a tribe, and you met a child of the League who passed out on the ground. It is very likely that his father still lost your mother and mother's mother. What would you do?

Even if kindness doesn't kill you, you must run. Mantis can eat frogs in the African savannah where the law of the jungle exists. Do you know if there is an ambush?

Therefore, Timon's reaction is the most normal. Run quickly. Lions eat us specially.

But bitter fleabane didn't run, he just approached a little, and then calmly analyzed-

First of all, he is a little lion.

-won't have what danger, even if there is now also can't eat us.

And it is a person.

-There are no lions nearby, and no one in no man's land will say that they are trafficking in human beings.

Can we keep him?

-He grasped Timon's vanity and said it was nice to have a lion around. If it was, Timon was persuaded.

Everyone will wonder why a wild boar as big as Peng Peng still has to look at Ding Man's eyes.

The reason is actually very simple. Later, when singing Hakura Matata, Peng Peng told the truth-he wanted to get ahead, stay famous in history, and find a wife to give birth to many piglets.

But wherever he went, the monkey fell from the tree and fainted, and all the plants died. When he drank water, the animals beside the pond stinked and ran faster than Bolt.

It can be said that people are suffering.

Yes, bitter fleabane stinks, with bad breath and body odor.

In this world, every pig stinks, but not many pigs want to get ahead.

But if you can't even drink water, let alone someone will understand your great ambition.

Only Timon doesn't abandon him and plays with him. Timon is his only friend. Of course, the reason for playing with him may just be that a pig looks stupid, which shows that Timon is smarter.

But Peng Peng is not stupid. It can even be said that Peng Peng is the smartest character in the whole Lion King.

For example, when Simba grew up, three people had a bed meeting when they were full and talked about what the stars were.

Timon said nothing. He said the stars are a bunch of fireflies. What else could they be? Basically, the cognition of the world is just kindergarten level.

Simba vaguely remembers his father's theory of monarch, monarch, minister, father, son and son. What stars are kings? Imperial power rises and falls like the sun? I look at you. Then everyone laughs at him.

Only bitter fleabane.

He said.

I always thought it was a gas burning thousands of kilometers away.

This is the most shocking sentence in the whole Lion King.

A pig read a book, saw the galaxy, and even found the answer in the world where the nobles lived to the death, where people played to get along, and the diaosi lived to get by.

But just because of bad breath, I have to sing hakura matata with a kindergarten-educated lynx and a lion who eats insects.

This kind of life has no worries and no responsibilities. If there is no accident, the three losers will go through their lives in a muddle.

Nana came unexpectedly.

First of all, I want to say that Nana didn't find Simba unintentionally, but an important step for lions and baboons to plot a coup.

Later, after Simba and Nana went to bed, they had a quarrel, and Nana also said that they had missed it.

I'm here for help. Nana said.

Think about it, she is a little girl for what to save? Who told her to call for help? Why did you call for help?

To explain this problem, we have to go back to the feud between the giants, starting with the sinister baboon.

Yes, you heard me right, that sinister baboon.

At the beginning of the movie, this baboon, who looks like Hong Qigong, smeared a pile of messy things on Simba's face, held the glory stone high against all the animals, and announced that it was the king!

A baboon, even if it is not eaten by lions, can be a national teacher in a country led by lions. Why is he so powerful?

In troubled times, everyone has the skills to live.

Shazu, who can fly, can sing while dancing, and coyotes, who can lose their silk, can wait for Scar's midnight snack. Nana's mother and queen are good girlfriends.

Clever baboons know astronomy and geography, and they also have a set of principles: monarch, minister, father, son and son.

Listen to the wind, take a fruit, and jump to the great god. The theoretical system similar to religion is similar to what is in the real world. I won't extend it here, but Mufasa definitely believes in this theory-what stars are kings? Imperial power rises and falls like the sun? I look at you. That set of Mufasa often talks about educating Simba.

Not only Mufasa, but Mufasa's father, Mufasa's father, probably all trust this mysterious baboon.

Apart from scar, the poorest character in the whole Lion King.

Yes, the most pitiful.

From the hair of scar, we can see that he must be an illegitimate child. It is estimated that the old king made a coyote sister who gave birth to scar. The old king should quite like this coyote sister. Although he can't lead the coyote to return to his palace, he is not bad for scar. The throne puts him behind Mufasa, which is equivalent to the crown prince's protection.

Mufasa, a purebred like Trump, certainly can't be proud since childhood. Scar must have been bullied as a child.

Nana's mother and girls like Sarabi certainly won't consider him. Young scar can only make friends with hyenas in elephant cemetery. After all, compared with Mufasa, scar is too thin and approachable.

Only brave lions will go there, so little scar comforts herself.

It's not bad to live like this. At least one lion has a sense of superiority among hyenas. I can be a king if my eldest brother dies one day.

It was not until Simba was born, Mufasa or life that the ferocious side of scar was revealed.

Be born at birth, and you immediately made him king.

Just seal it, and you asked me to watch it.

If you don't go, don't go. You let a parrot come and threaten me.

I think you're a coward. Your son still comes here every day.

I will be the king here! Said the eldest nephew.

If I were king, what would you be? Big nephew also asked.

A monkey. Scar heard himself say. What else could it be? I'm like a baboon, so you can't be the king-I'm still your scar. What will happen to you when you grow up and know that I'm a threat?

You must die, big nephew.

If it succeeds, everything will return to peace. At first, Scar had no intention of regicide and usurping the throne.

Mufasa, my brother, even if you always bullied me as a child and looked like Trump, you are still my brother.

It's a pity that hyenas are so unreliable.

After the elephant cemetery failed to assassinate the prince, it was as smart as Mufasha. Of course, we know that all this has something to do with Scar. We can imagine that Scar will not be better in the future.

Then there is only Huashan road.

After the successful coup, the first laid-off was baboons.

Shazu can keep singing, Nana can be a fucking concubine, and hyenas are my bodyguards.

You can roll as far as you like with your broken star theory.

The hyena counterattacked the palace and ruled the country together with the lions. Sarabi followed scar. Everything looks no different from the past.

Just like the lady of the county magistrate said, I want to be a wife of the county magistrate. I don't care who is the county magistrate.

The story behind it is old. The uneducated king is extravagant and indulgent, messing up the country, ignoring the ecological balance, ruining the environment, the unemployment rate soaring, and the lions' wages can't be paid out. Sarabi has a rift with Scar.

Later, in that negotiation, Sharabi probably meant that the economy could not go up, so you have to find a way.

Scar said that Lao Tzu, a man who grew up in an elephant cemetery, wanted to be next.

The contradiction between lions and hyenas reached its peak.

Lions conspire to rebel, but there must be a reason, regicide is a great sin, and it may not be defeated.

Coincidentally, baboons determined the approximate position of Simba through metaphysics such as smell, and quickly told Sarabi that Simba was appointed by him.

Maybe, just maybe, your son is still alive. Baboons are mystifying again.

Well, if he's still alive, bring him back, and let Nana go. You can sleep with him for the sake of childhood friends, but make sure he comes back.

We need a reason.

After all, Nana, who got the task, was too shallow. She directly brought a hat to Simba and said that you were the king. You laughed at the danger in person, ahahahaha, and made Simba Hamlet hide his personality trigger, and to be or not to be almost collapsed.

Finally, the baboon went out in person and used a hypnotic method to let Simba see his father, what stars are kings, the imperial power rises and falls like the sun, I look at you, and the old world outlook came back online. Only then did the former successor want to go back to be on a whim.

Nana went to Peng Peng and Ding Man to ask them for help. Ding Man's IQ basically couldn't understand the complicated plot. He collapsed and went crazy, saying that your circle was really messy.

Pengpeng seconds. Got it.

Or maybe, in fact, Peng Peng has always understood.

After saving this little lion many years ago, he knew that maybe this would be an opportunity, a chance to change his life.

At this moment, I have waited too long.

At your service, sire. Peng Peng heard himself say.

Peng Peng, when will you glorify your ancestors?

It's today.

Of course, to say more about the coup-the level of Peng Peng and baboons is basically one for five, and they hold hyenas when placing orders.

Simba on the list and scar 1v1.

The balance of victory and defeat was dominated by lions, who seemed to be always neutral until they heard with their own ears that Scar admitted to regicide, and from beginning to end, lions only beat hyenas and never helped any party in the battle for the throne.

This is naturally the idea of Sarabi, the actual leader of the pride.

Even if one of them is his own son.

Sarabi always loves himself more than two husbands and his own son.

Ding Man and Sha Zu have become dispensable pig teammates at this time. They have no place to hide except the skeleton of animals. In fact, if there is no accident, hyenas should eat them quickly.

If there are no accidents.

You don't know what they call me.

They all call me uncle pig.

Outside the cave, a voice came coldly.

Now, you should, you know.

Who am I now?

The ending of the story is old, the old king is abolished, the new king is enthroned, Sarabi becomes Cixi, and the pride regains the glory stone.

At the new coronation ceremony, Simba married Nana and gave birth to Little Simba, and the feud between the rich and the poor continued to recur.

It's just that the animals joining in the fun under the stage were surprised to find that the one who stood beside the king with his head held high proudly … was it not … the one who only drank a stinky pool of water … wild boar?

No, you are wrong. There will be no more wild boar.

The bitter fleabane bitter fleabane who was once a hero disappeared forever in a palace coup in history.

In this world, there is only one important minister who is brother to the emperor. He is called Uncle Pig.

And no one dares to discuss whether he has bad breath.

Fairy tales are ambiguous and have logic that belongs only to the fairy tale world.

Therefore, people will not go into the logic of this story,

For example, which animals will be eaten by lions and which animals will not, where is the boundary between friends and food,

For example, can Simba grow up healthily by eating insects? Can it not be malnourished?

For example, why can't you eat mammals and insects? Do animals have this kind of human morality?

You don't ask these questions in the world of fairy tales,

In that world, African warthogs, meerkats and lions can naturally be friends and sing songs, without unnecessary explanation.

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But in the animal world, or in the infinitely close to real animal world created by Disney,

You ask these questions,

You'll feel something wrong.

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This so-called real world created by Disney with technology and money has separated the fairy tale world.

Destroyed the ambiguity of fairy tales, and then destroyed the fairy tales themselves.

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A deadpan, impersonal animal, but doing what people can do and saying what people can say.

This gives people a strange impression.

Am I watching the animal world without Zhao Zhongxiang dubbing?

But in the real animal world, such a thing will not happen.

Why can those small animals in MengMeng eat butterflies and Simba in MengMeng eat bugs? Butterflies are innocent and beautiful!

The expressionless, impersonal animals make the audience feel like watching a facial paralysis actor with poor acting skills, unable to put their emotions into it.

If you want to be moved by this story, you must build on the fact that you have seen the animated version when you were young. You know what Simba is like and Mufasa is like, and then you have seen those scenes countless times and waited for them to appear.

Because this movie failed to create their image successfully, and there were some problems in rhythm and bedding, the image of Scar was the most plump one.

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Of course, the technology is really powerful, and even makes people wonder whether future actors will lose their jobs.

But if Disney wants to pursue truth, it's a pity that fairy tales themselves are not true.