Jacksepticeye to Delete Channel?!

The Youtuber of 21 million+ channel, Jacksepticeye, had quite the drama in his recent Subnautica: Below Zero video.

If you are a fan/subscriber/follower/enjoyer of this channel, then I warn you what's coming next is a difficult pill to swallow.

I Went Too Far!

Even the video title screams out that this was not a good plan and will go down as one of the worst wagers of our time, if not all time.

Sean, or Jack, but never Sack nor Jean, claimed that if the fragment of Sea Truck he saw before him was not part of the Aquarium Module.

If you can't follow this terminology I suggest you watch all ~70 of his videos on Subnautica.

The fragment in front of him was, in fact, a simple Sea Truck fragment!

Jack's reaction to this was to laugh and hide his clear pain at the end of this channel's life. The death of a giant, and a beloved one at that. Much like the passing of a blue whale, see that, under the ocean references. We have it all.

Next, the screen became that of a missing video and the end was here. No more Jack. It's all over...

Until!

Jack is back on your screen?! How could this be? The channel is gone. We heard it. We saw it!

It turns out that this was a simple joke from a complex man.

Jack's channel won't be going anywhere and in fact, he even specifically asked people not to write an article about it.

Oh shit, hang on.

My Mistake

I am so sorry, Sean. If you are reading this, do not hold it against me.

What am I but a simple-minded online journalist, desperate for attention.

How foolish of me not to see the joke that sat right in front of me.

Much like some people reading this very article.

If you have read this and have no context what on earth is going on.

Jacksepticeye is a wonderful Youtuber who deserves a least of look in if you have the time.

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This article is over.

The joke is done, my friend, it's time to go.

I have to keep writing for now as this site has a 600 word minimum and the joke wasn't that many.

So here I am, filling for time like a student stuck in an exam with no idea what to write but a word count to hit or a politician playing for time while they think of a response to your thought-provoking question. This is much like a comedian running around you with words while that piece together their final punchline so they can slap you right around the face with it and the room will go up in laughter. This is not a power I have. There is no more comedy. There barely was any to begin with. It's over. Go.

Seriously, I don't have anything else to give you.

I guess if you really want something, my friend writes these satirical news articles so you can have a look at that.

TheBullsNose

Alright, that is literally it.

Just a couple more sentences and we can all go home. You could have gone already but no, no, no, you wanted to stay. That was your choice. You did this to us.

Goodbye to you all and good day.

I shan't be back again.

Until literally the next article I feel like writing so maybe in a week.