Hades II – I Went to Hell and Honestly? I’d Go Again

So, I finally caved. After weeks of pretending I had a social life and telling myself, “Just one more run,” I have fallen deep—very deep—into Hades II, the long-awaited sequel to Supergiant Games’ 2020 indie mega-hit, Hades.

And folks, let me tell you: hell has never felt this good.

🔥 Meet Melinoë – The New Queen of Sass

First off, in this sequel, you’re not playing as Zagreus anymore (sorry, fanboys). Instead, you step into the stylish boots of Melinoë, the Princess of the Underworld, part-time witch, full-time badass, and younger sister of Zag. She’s got sass, skills, and a charming habit of roasting gods with a dry wit that could shame even your most sarcastic friend.

From the moment she deadpans a "Thanks, Uncle Hades" after getting vaporized by a miniboss, I knew I was in love.

⚔️ The Gameplay? Still Addictively Unfair

Hades II keeps the same chaotic, silky-smooth combat loop from the first game, but spices it up with more magic, new weapons (hello, broomstick scythe combo!), and what can only be described as Greek Mythology Pokémon Go—I’m trying to collect all the boons from the gods like they’re rare trading cards.

One minute I’m gliding through a horde of shadow wolves like a demon ballerina, and the next I’m screaming at my screen because a satyr with a spear poked me in the ankle and ended a 40-minute perfect run.

Yes, it’s frustrating. Yes, I have rage-quit. No, I don’t regret it.

🧙‍♀️ Magic Meets Mayhem

Unlike Zagreus, Melinoë is a witch, which means spells, mana bars, and arcane chaos. And let me tell you, there’s nothing quite as satisfying as casting a massive area-of-effect doom spell while dashing around like a caffeinated ferret.

The spell system adds a layer of strategy that makes each run feel fresh, unpredictable, and slightly like I’m playing wizard dodgeball with Hecate’s enemies.

💬 The Writing? Still Elite

If you played the first Hades, you know Supergiant doesn’t mess around when it comes to writing. Every NPC is dripping with personality. Even the background characters have more emotional depth than some people I know in real life.

Hades II dives even deeper into mythology, weaving in lesser-known gods like Selene and Moros. It’s like a crash course in Greek mythology, except your professors are hot, moody, and possibly trying to kill you.

And yes, I’m still simping for Hypnos. No shame.

🎵 Music to Die (Again) For

Darren Korb returns with another banger of a soundtrack. It’s part rock opera, part ancient hell rave. I’ve had the main battle theme stuck in my head for two days now, and I’m not even mad.

Note to self: do not hum “Death to Chronos” in the office. HR is still confused.

🥵 Final Thoughts – This Game Owns My Soul

Hades II is everything I wanted and more. It’s punishing, gorgeous, clever, and totally unfair in the best possible way. It doesn’t hold your hand—it throws you into the abyss and dares you to fight your way out.

And I keep coming back. Not because I have to. Because I want to.

So if you’re a fan of Greek gods, fast-paced combat, or just want to yell at fictional family members while dying repeatedly (hey, no judgment), this game is absolutely worth it.

Now excuse me while I go die again. For the 47th time. On purpose. I swear.