What if the Rapture was Pre-planned?

There is this current trend by religious people or groups that the Rapture is coming. The end of times seems to be showing up pretty strong lately with a world pandemic going on plus climate disasters. Actually, the end has been feared and been preached to be near for a long time now. One of them was at the turn of the century when technology was going to kill us all with the Y2K prediction. There was also the prediction by the Aztec calendar that was supposed to come in 2012. Now, preachers and believers of many religions are preaching that the Rapture is near and to start believing in the second coming.

Well, this could all be true. You know, the Rapture, that is when half of the world population will instantly disappear. These people that will vanish into thin air are the true believers of God and have served their lives entirely to him or her or whatever God is. Their souls will be taken to Heaven while the rest stay behind to be judged by Jesus, who will be coming right after the Rapture. In the meantime, the world will be in total chaos which includes war, famine, climate destruction, plagues, and everything horrid possible.

This is all prophesied in the books of the holy, mainly the Bible. But what if, it was all preplanned? What if the elite, who are rumored to be the Illuminati, have all this planned out already. It is a heavy conspiracy theory that the Illumanity edited the Bible, back when the Roman Emperor Constantine decided to put a Bible together in Rome to control the masses, by adding prophecies to dupe future generations. See, these prophecies become true by being carried out by the Illuminati themselves in order for faith to stay alive with the masses.

See, this is why they say that the strongest governments of the world have machines that can control the weather. Also, it is believed that they have machines to cause earthquakes and so on. So, all this climate chaos that has been happening is all planned and carried out to make the masses think that it is the end of days. We cannot kid ourselves at how many times has Covid-19 been rumored to be done on purpose. News has it that Covid-19 is really an engineered virus, so what the heck!

Anyway, imagine that the Rapture is also planned. I mean Elon Musk is launching hundreds of satellites into space to make communication, especially the internet, around the world almost perfect. Musk plans to launch something like 42,000 satellites into space in the next few years. What if these satellites are actually designed to shoot heat beams down to Earth in order to evaporate people? There is a conspiracy in which our government has the technology to shoot laser beams from space and evaporate people. What if Elon Musk is doing work for the Illuminati and putting up these satellites, that actually have the ability to shoot laser beams making them shooting-death-machines, up in space to actually shoot down on the masses and make half of them evaporate, hence making the Rapture come true. At least, making the prophecy of the Rapture seem to be true.

What I have just presented could be possible! Think about it! Elon Musk is going to put up a shitload of satellites in space that is going to encapsulate the entire planet. Instead of acting like communication devices, they are actually death-laser-spraying-machines. Once that happens, the masses will fall in line and do whatever governments or religion tell them to do.

Before you freak out, this is just a joke. This is just my screwed up brain thinking of something cool like this. This could make a kick-ass movie, right? Anyway, I am not trying to put down religion or faith in any way. I am just presenting a crazy idea that ran through my head. I hope readers enjoy this sci-fi stuff. Still, it is something to think about! Never ever trust the powers that rule us!