Ultimate Collection of Dirty Talk

Last but not least, this is probably what many of you are here for - an ultimate collection of the rest of the examples of "dirty talk" which you can look through and add to your own vocabulary. Each has been categorized as to when it's most suitable to be used, but if you and your partner are happy with having no ground rules whatsoever, that could lead to very kinky outcomes as well.

Just bear in mind that at the end of the day - talking dirty is your own, and no one else can take that away from you. The words you use should ultimately suit your personality for the most effective results.

Here they are:

Subtle Dirty Talk: Teasing

• I need your cock so bad right now.
• I'm gonna drain your balls tonight!
• I wish I could control myself better around you, but it might come off as rape. (Your partner could say, however, "It's not rape if it's consensual")
• Whenever I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.
• I need to feel you inside me.
• Nobody has ever fucked me like you do.
• Tonight when we get home, I'm going to do all kinds of naughty things to you.
• Ah ah - you can't touch me, not until I let you.
• I'm going to pleasure you later, but I won't tell you when - could be after dinner, after doing the dishes, or after our shower.
• If these people weren't around, I would jump you right now!
• Do you think it's appropriate to go down on me right now?
• Even when you're in a bad mood, I want to fuck you.
• I'll make you mine tonight.
• When we get home, I'm going to make you cum so hard.
• Knowing how helpless I am against you makes me crazy horny - wanna dominate me?
• Would you prefer I wear a thong, panties or nothing at all?
• Are you gonna discipline me if I say no?
• I'm going to break you tonight.
• I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth if it weren't for these people around.
• I can't focus; I just keep thinking about you grabbing me and taking me from behind.
• I've got a sexy surprise for you later...
• I love it when you wear tight clothes.
• You want to guess what color my panties are? You'll never get it right.
• We need to meet after work; this horniness is killing me.
• I just want to wrap my pussy around your cock.
• You look so fucking hot in the morning.
• I wore these panties just for you.
• Tonight's gonna be fun.
• If you play your cards right, someone's gonna be lucky tonight.
• You gazing at me just makes me wet.
• Once I'm done with you, you'll be voiceless from all the screaming tonight.
• All I can think of is feeling your body on mine.

Stroking Ego

• Your pussy is so tight and I love your bouncy boobs.
• I love how hard your penis is... can't wait to get it inside me.
• I'm so wet for you, can you feel it?
• Why are you torturing me and not coming inside yet?
• Your [your cock/fingers/tongue] feel so good/amazing.
• I love your hard/thick/fat cock.
• You taste so good.
• Am I satisfying/pleasing you, master/sir?
• Thank you for letting me suck your cock/swallow your cum.
• Please let me suck you off.
• Unload your massive juices all over my [body part].

Hardcore Dirty Talk

• Do you like how my mouth feels on your cock?
• Your ass is so fucking tight, babe.
• I love it when you fuck me like a slut.
• Fuck me like you mean it!
• I don't want to feel my face or hands after you're done with me.
• I want to taste your cum.
• Scream my name when you cum!
• You like how I fuck you?
• Pull my hair and slap me.
• Please fuck me harder.
• Make me your bitch.
• Cum for me!
• Making you cum hard in my face is my number one priority right now.
• I don't want to be able to walk tomorrow, so fuck me harder.
• Degrade me.
• Use me.
• Fuck me like you own me.
• You're going to make me cum.
• Fuck my cunt.
• Fill me up with your fucking cock.
• I want your cum inside me.
• Spank me now!
• Tell me how badly you want me to fuck you.
• No one told you to fucking stop.
• I'm going to destroy your pussy!
• I just want to be your little fuck doll...
• Do you like my juicy cock in your mouth?
• I want to fall asleep with you inside me.
• Grab my breasts and squeeze my nipples.
• I've been really bad and need to be punished.
• You're not leaving here until I have your cum in my mouth.
• I need your mouth on my cock now.
• Let me suck you off now!
• I want to sit on your face.
• I want this so badly.

Dirty Text Messages

• Still feeling sore after last night.
• I think you're the only guy who can make me angry and horny at the same time.
• Do you still remember how you shot your load into me last night?
• I can still taste you.
• I never thought I would meet someone that constantly arouses me, even when you're not here.
• I miss your arms around me.
• Sometimes my legs get weak when you kiss me.
• Just thinking about you makes me so wet.
• I miss your cock.
• If we could only have sex in one position for the rest of our lives, what would it be?
• I masturbated thinking about you last night.
• I'm supposed to be working, but all I can think about is you dominating me.

Artistic / Poetic Dirty Talk

• "Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry / Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie." - "Venus and Adonis" by Shakespeare.
• "I'd love to make you wet in between your thighs / 'Cause I love when it comes inside you" - "Untitled (How Does It Feel)" by D'Angelo.
• "Soft as snow and warm inside" - "Soft As Snow (But Warm Inside)" by My Bloody Valentine.
• "Every time I see your face I get all wet between my legs / Every time you pass me by, I heave a