Sexting

We've all done it, no shame.

Sometimes, when you can't be with someone, that's the next best thing. Let's be honest, video sex isn't comfortable and phone sex is kinda weird. Sexting is just convenient and it's fun for a couple reasons.

1. You can send a sexy picture while your spouse is doing something totally normal like grocery shopping or at work, and once they see it that will stay with them till they see you again.

2. You can take a minute to figure out what filthy thing you want to say. Maybe its just me but with Phone or Video sex, I get a little tongue tied. Unless I'm getting physical with someone, I'm not the most eloquent person in this context.

I remember with my very first boyfriend, a really sweet guy in the 7th grade who was just great but I wasn't really allowed to date so it didn't last long. My social life was pretty strict during Middle School and High School and that has affected me as an adult, just a note to any parents reading this that are strict with your kids. I played by the rules and did as I was asked and it still fucked me up majorly, so if you don't want your kid to end up like me (writing anonymous article online for a quick buck), loosen the reins a bit, kay?

I digress, sexting. Not entirely a bad thing, I've enjoyed my time texting my spouse all the dirty things I want to do to him while he's doing something menial.

I once texted the guy I'm currently seeing while he was in line for popcorn at the movies and I went to get our seats in the theater. I told him if the theater remained empty, I might want something else in my mouth besides popcorn. Then proceeded to tell him exactly what I'd do to him with my lips.

I didn't get to see him read this message but I did hear a commotion outside the theater entrance and he came back like 15 minutes later and said that he was stunned reading the text and someone bumped into him spilling the popcorn everywhere and he had to get back in line for it.

Of course the best reaction I ever got from sexting was a guy I was flirting with in High School. We were texting in the middle of math class about a project we got paired up on in our English Class. How we got from talking Shakespeare to Sex, I have no clue but it was fun to text him and then to peek over at him across the room and we'd smirk at each other. BTW I went to a terrible school and that's how we got away with texting in class. So, he texted me saying that he bet I was a virgin and that I hadn't felt 'the touch of a man yet'. Which is hilarious considering we were both like 17 at the time and didn't know shit. Only I was definitely not a virgin at that point, so I told him that. And then may have stated in an explicit tone how much I loved feeling pleasure deep inside my body from someone who knew what they were doing and how curious I was if he could recreate the same feeling.

I felt a little bad for him.

He turned bright red, and I mean BRIGHT RED, and his friend next to him elbowed him to check on him but it just scared him and he jerked upright and hit his knee on the desk which bumped it up and sent his books and binders scattering across the floor.

The teacher rolled his eyes and told him to clean it up. Meanwhile he kept peeking over at me and blushing when he caught me looking back at him.

It's so much fun to make other people flustered sometimes.

Sexting is an easy way to do it.