My First time in USA

My first time in US

As soon as I landed at the airport, I knelt down & cried to God, despite the number of people around, I didn't care, I kept saying, "Nigeria, never again!"

My guys were already there waiting in the car they started giving me the do's and don't of living in the US.

Out of all the rules & regulations, the only one that rang in my head & made me shout was when they told me not to date a white girl.

"What, I should not what?"

Me that have been dreaming and fantasizing all my life to date a white girl, and these enemies of progress are telling me not to. Not even my father can give me that kind of advice & I will take it especially after hearing that white girls are so easy because sex is nothing to them.

I even swore not to date a Nigerian or even black woman only white girls even before I left Nigeria.

The first white chic I landed was Emily.

We went clubbing & after a few drinks, one very tall sexy & beautiful white skinned girl just walked up to me, smiling. She introduced herself & told me she loved my energy and my dance.

God, this is what our Nigerian girls will never do especially in a club, they will just sit like mannequins and you will have to buy drink & spend money to even talk to them. Emily now asked if I wanted to take the party outside, I asked outside where?

She laughed & said her room.

My eyes widened in excitement. Immediately, I gulped down the last drink in my cup,and as I jumped up to follow her, a hand dragged me back, i turned, it was my friend, Julius and he said "Kings, that's a man o" I responded "Man ke, Although I have drank but I wasn't drunk. Are you shitting me?" I asked impatiently.

"Na true, na transgender. Them plenty for this country… so u have to shine ur eyes before u fuck a man in disguise." It was Tunde, my other friend .

"Jesus!” I looked closely & that was when I saw it, the shape and physique was off. Quickly, I lost appetite to club again and went to sit down quietly to think and thank God for saving my life.

"Tired already?"

I turned & saw the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. She was as white as snow, Her hair was yellow like gold & her teeth were as white as chalk.

I quickly ran to call Julius and Tunde to look at her & tell me if she's transgender, and they laughed and said no, she's a real woman…I ran back to her, and that was the beginning of my first Oyibo love story. Her name was Tiffany and she was from Texas.

She didn't have ass or breasts but she was slim and sexy, and very beautiful. I didn't care about the lack of ass and boobs, I just wanted to have sex with a white girl.

That same day I followed her home & we knacked. She came like 5 times. Ordinary licking of pu$s¥, she cum, sucking of nippu, she cum, fingering, she cum, kissing & grabbing her flat a$$, she cum.

When I finally put my penis inside her, she exploded & was screaming, I had to use pillow to cover her face before they'll call police & deport me.For the first time in my life, the sex was easy & good, Mehn!

I didn't need to buy shawarma, Icecream, coldstone, monthly data subscription & then beg for days to kiss.

Infact, she was the one looking for me to come. I had already started planning my wedding & it wasn't even about green card .

Until one morning in her house, I woke up to a very big spider on my chest.

I screamed!

I jumped up & started looking for broom or insecticide, then I remembered where I was…

Tiffany rushed in

"Spider, big spider, bring something to kill it quick!" I screamed & ran behind her.

She laughed, "don't be silly, baby, that's bruno."

"Bruno who?"

"Bruno, my pet spider."

Then she bent down, opened her hands & the big spider crawled in. She then she took it and put it inside a big glass with leaves and other stuffs I had never seen before.

I didn't allow her touch me with that hand and after a while I left quickly.

I started suspecting her of being a witch but then I remembered where I was. Witches no dey here.

3 days later, she came to where I worked as a caregiver, waited for me to finish & drove me to her house

We spent the next two hours in bed, this white people like sex sha, there's no style we didn't do until we heard her bell ring. We quickly dressed up & went to get the door

A small girl entered with a big bulldog.

As soon as Tiffany saw the dog, she screamed, "Shelby, I've missed u!"

The dog ran to her & they hugged, next thing, the dog started licking her face, she was laughing, I was smiling until the dog started kissing her lips…

and she too was kissing the dog back. Both of them were just swapping & exchanging salive up and down.

The smile disappeared from my face sharply. I almost puked.

Then Tiffany stood up, turned and tried to kiss me. I almost spat on her.

That was when I started planning the breakup.

I left that day knowing the relationship was over.

3 days later, I visited her to break up but then, she ordered pizza & Chinese.

I decided to break up after the food bcos I was very hungry.

As we were eating, something started moving up my legs. This girl wants sex again…

na wa o. White people & sex.

Next thing she stood up, to go & drop the plates in the kitchen but her legs were still in my thighs.

Confused, I looked down. lo & behold, I saw a big giant white snake

I screamed so loud, I'm sure God himself heard me in Heaven.

“Snake, snake!”

I ran to her tools box & brought out a hammer. As I turned, I saw her with a gun.

I smiled, omo, this people don't play o, gun for a snake, as I turned to search for the snake I noticed she didn't move.

It was then I saw it, she was pointing the gun at me.

"Tiffany, what are u doing?"

She said I should drop the hammer, that I'm scaring Linda.

"Who's Linda?" I asked Incredulously

She said her pet snake.

I just told her it's over that we're finished. She cocked the gun.

I knelt down, "baby, what's this, what are you doing?"

She pointed the gun at her head, and said she'll kill herself if I break up with her.

I started confessing my undying love for her, she smiled and brought out handcuffs.

"Tiffany, what is this again, are you arresting me?" by this time I was almost crying…

She laughed and said she's not arresting me, that it's for BDSM.

Then she brought out horsewhip

I fainted

"whip..."

I woke up as soon as the whip landed on my head and fainted again when I saw Linda ontop of me.