My Filthy Mind

Yes, you have one, I have one, we all have one!

By Carol Ann TownendPublished 5 years ago • 8 min read

Before I start, don't dare tell me that you don't have a dirty mind. Yes...I mean you, standing by the fridge and thinking "That cucumber is thicker than my mans dick!" or "My female crushes nipples taste as good as those cherries look." You cant tell me that you people who write the filthiest stories have not been there, because in order to write a filthy story in the first place, one must have a filthy imagination, and please, do excuse me (or not!), but I do have a very filthy mind when it comes to both men and women, and to you embarrassed to read this, I stick my tongue out and say "Nah! nah! nah! I'm too hot to handle for you!"

The Banana Story

Right lets get to the serious stuff, starting with the banana story first. I remember my high school really well, and myself and some of my oh so innocent friends (You know thats bollocks! ha!) were sat in the Cafeteria together eating lunch. We had just had sex education in class, and after the long session which seemed to drone on for an eternity, we were all curious. This particular banana was very long, curvy and very mellow yellow (oooh....ahhh!), so it wasn't long before the jokes started.

"Biting this is softer than biting my dick!" A male friend said to me.

"You've never bitten your own dick!" I said

"May be he's bendable and can get his head between his legs, or his dick could be 12 inches long and flexible!" another friend said.

I sat at that table thinking and looking at my friends in some very puzzling ways. It really did not help that my male friend was very hot and I had a huge crush on him, and yet here we were having this conversation about a banana and relating it to his dick! Talk about heated cheeks! I had many images of his dick looking like a massive yellow banana in my head, then I decided it should be green and unripe, because a soft yellow could never get a hard on!

We carried on this observation in silence, until my friend took another bite, and comes out with.

"You girls wanna suck my dick and find out if it melts in your mouth like this banana melts in mine?"

One of the girls laughed at him and said

"I don't need to suck your dick to find that out, as you are aware I did that last night. It sure was mellow yellow and soft down there!"

"Or maybe, green and ripe! A big softie won't give you a hard on. You'll need a big greenie for that!" I threw back at him, appreciating my paying him back for the embarrassment he had caused me.

I breathed a sigh of relief and cracked a laugh as my male friend turned a lovely colour of scarlet and left the table. We sat at that table alone for hours, making some crazy jokes about his dick! Thats what they call banana fun!

The Tapioca Story

Have you ever woken up with a filthy mind, to a point where your thinking of a man or woman who you totally fancy the knickers or undies off? Well, yes, you know you have! You can't deny it!

I woke up a this morning thinking about Tapioca. Yes! That wonderful stuff that we called 'frog-spawn' at school that was commonly served to us as dessert. Now while I'm obsessed with thinking about it this morning, I seem to be strictly reserved to thinking about it in sexual ways. Suddenly I turn to my man and say:

"I wonder if Tapioca tastes like your sperm!"

He says.

"I've never tasted my own sperm!" even though I was actually asking wether it would taste like Tapioca for myself.

As this conversation goes on, my filthy over thinking brain starts thinking about adding the sticky honey, or jam to it and lathering it around my mans dick. Now when it comes to sex, the thought of sex with other women always comes into play, and that boils down to the steamy bisexual female that I am. So, as a result, female sex comes to mind, and I wonder if I can add the jam and the honey together to lather all over a females pussy and just lick it off! (Yes, if you have had female to female sex, you'll know that does out of this world things when bringing on that big-O!)

Me and my partner start to talk about this, and he says

"Maybe you could try it on both of us, and then maybe we both could try it on her!"

Yes this is where 2 definately become 1 I think; thinking suddenly about my friend Lindsay Rae Brown who changed the way in which I see this spice girl song forever! See this article to understand why! https://shopping-feedback.today/filthy/a-lyric-analysis-of-the-song-2-become-1-by-the-spice-girls%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E%3Cstyle data-emotion-css="14azzlx-P">.css-14azzlx-P{font-family:Droid Serif,Georgia,Times New Roman,Times,serif;font-size:1.1875rem;-webkit-letter-spacing:0.01em;-moz-letter-spacing:0.01em;-ms-letter-spacing:0.01em;letter-spacing:0.01em;line-height:1.6;color:#1A1A1A;margin-top:32px;}

He decides then that both of us females should try it on him! Ahh! if only he had the courage to do that one for real, I'm sure myself and my female friend wouldn't say no!

So as you can see, Tapioca now has a different meaning in the world of sex!