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Harry Potter for Grown-ups

A new film category for Amazon-Prime

By Roscoe ForthrightPublished 6 years ago 2 min read
Sister Bea with Roscoe Forthright

Something fun is going on here... Roscoe's is exploring The Nethers, The Land Down Under, The Sukhavati (Sanskrit: literally “Land of Bliss.”) Witch-Sister Bea seems unconcerned about his interest, displaying her breasts, looking at us with a knowing, confident smile, her magick hat set at a rakish angle. Sister Bea and Sister Eva are aware their tits and pussies have magical properties. No Philosophers' Stone ever did as much for a man as a friendly set of tits and ass, turning mundane daily life into pure gold. They made a video, Witch Tits, which can be seen on archive.org.

Of Roscoe, we can say he is an average, well-rounded, generally happy senior citizen with a sexual passion for a few pretty naked young women, and a passion for film-making with those few young women. He needs no constant supply of new flesh, no rotating door of meat, and has no interest at all in providing the internet with more fake, fake, fake over-acted boring porn. He is more a documentary filmmaker, recording for future generations the fun people can have with each other, when they are not lost in their own egos. Here is an important point: On most internet porn sites we see girls who are very much impressed with themselves, and boys make an extreme effort to get that big cock in the right place at the right time, in the right hole, and shoot splooge with loud, loud moans. We see this again and again and again. Sometimes with sheep and albino short people with strap-ons, and all the other varieties of cinema which add nothing at all to the artistic history of the human race. No Cezanne, Monet, Rubens or even Picasso light-up our little screens.

These brainless, vanity-driven fantasies present nothing related to the ways and means most use to people enjoy each other, and offer little to improve our lives. A virtue of the Harry Potter stories is the loyalty the good friends have toward each other, their kindness, their courage and intelligence. We don't get much of that in 21st Century porn. Why do we settle for nonsense, when we could have truly fun entertainment, with good music and people who honestly enjoy being with each other? Fun with grown-ups. Not perpetually snotty little boys giggling and jacking off, being bad-boy wannabes, and thinking they are something special, something cool, something worth talking about.

What is needed is a new venue for adult entertainment, specifically separate from porn, a venue not limited, censored and buried 100-pages deep by the commercially-ad-driven algorithms of Google. Streaming TV is no help, as they have no category called “Intelligent Porn for Grown-ups.” I have never seen that category on Amazon Prime or Disney+. From time to time, after scrolling through miles of boredom I find such movies on Netflix. But not very often. The most reliable place to find such entertainment is sites which specialize in retro-porn from the 1960s and 1970s. Some of those films are all about grown-ups having friendly, warm, wham-bam sex with each other in a variety of settings, sometimes with a worthwhile story. Those films do not rely on fake, fake, fake and elaborate S&M machinery. The best old porn movies contain useful ideas, ideas and scenarios which many men and women might try out for themselves, and enjoy for themselves.

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About the Creator

Roscoe Forthright

Erotic filmmaker and novelist. I use x-rated heterosexual short films as a tool for spiritual enlightenment. Laugh all you want. This actually works for many people. Fucking is universal! And very popular!

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