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Lucky Nights in Mount Two Timbers; Episode 5b

By Guy ValleyPublished 5 months ago Updated 25 days ago 3 min read

“Wait, I’ll come down,” Lucky said as he slipped into a pair of short shorts and a crop top.

“Good morning, babe, I hope you got some good sleep,” Mason greeted him at the foot of the stairs with a kiss, “would you mind going into the garden and getting some fresh tomatoes and maybe a cucumber? I’m going to make breakfast and wanted some veggies to go with it.”

“Blueberry Pancakes?” Lucky asked.

“Yes, babe,” Mason said.

“Isn’t your garden planted on a radioactive patch of dirt?” Lucky heard Mason’s brother ask as he walked out the door and into the garden.

The garden was not a big patch, but Mason had built a series of trellis so that they could maximize the space and the plants could grow upward instead of out.

Lucky reached into the thick vines of a cucumber and wrapped his fingers around a meaty specimen. He pulled, but it was just a bit stuck. He pulled a little harder and a little harder and then he heard a grunt. The vines spread apart and out stepped a completely nude, completely green, man. The cucumber that Lucky thought he was grabbing was actually the green man’s hearty uncut cucumber cock.

“Are you a cucumber?” Lucky asked.

The green-eyed green man’s pecs heaved up and down as he wrestled himself out of the vine trellis.

“That felt good,” the cucumber man said reaching to put Lucky’s hand back on his seed swollen member, “don’t stop.”

“If you liked that, you’ll love this,” Lucky got onto his knees and let the green cock slide into his mouth. He felt the firm skin of a rock hard phallic vegetable move in and out of his mouth. It tastes fresh and earthy.

The cucumber man moaned with the purest of pleasure, gripping Lucky by the ears, and rocked his hips in an upward motion that rubbed against the roof of Lucky’s soft palate.

“You taste so good,” Lucky looked up and into the vegetable man’s eyes.

“Do you taste as good?” the green man asked.

“Come down here and taste me,” Lucky said, slipping off his shorts and hanging them on a leaf.

Lucky got onto all fours and let his ample ass bounce in the air, taunting the green man. The green man, nervous, knelt down and placed his strong hands against Lucky’s cheeks, stuck out his soft green tongue, and began to taste at Lucky’s hole.

“You taste amazing,” said the cucumber man. He stuck his tongue out further, wider, and took long strokes of the Lucky’s sweet ass. He would drag his tongue over the hole and just barely tease at Lucky’s balls which was driving him wild. He wriggled around on the ground from the pleasure of the sensation.

The cucumber man was stroking his hard cock while he went to town tossing Lucky’s salad.

“You can put that inside if you want,” Lucky motioned with his chin to the cucumber man’s manhood.

“Does it feel as good?”

“Try it,” Lucky said.

The cucumber man pushed his way up and mounted Lucky. He pressed in faster than Lucky was expecting and Lucky yelped. The cock was so firm it didn’t give him much room to prepare, but the pain was only momentary as he relaxed. The cucumber man pushed all the way in and exhaled with delight.

Then he began to rock side to side and, before long, in and out. His strong fingers pressed into Lucky’s white ass as he thrust harder to match his endless stream of moans. Lucky could feel the smooth skin of the cucumber man opening up his colon and tap dancing across his pleasure centers.

The cucumber man pushed in and out, in and out, and then with a gasp: he pulled out and shot streams of thick, white, creamy goo all over Lucky’s back and hole.

Lucky collapsed onto the ground and the cucumber man collapsed, panting, on top of him, squishing the white goo between them.

Lucky let the man pant for another moment before rolling out and away. He wiped his finger in the white goo and touched it to his tongue, “mmm, homemade ranch dressing.”

Lucky finished gathering the breakfast vegetables and brought them into the house. “I’m just going to go jump in the shower.”

Lucky could hear Mason’s brother grabbed a cucumber from the basket, “these always look like big cocks to me. Hey where did the ranch dressing come from?”

After Lucky’s shower and after they finished breakfast Mason asked, “Bro and I were going to go to the beach. Did you want to join or were you going to go to the record store today?”

IF LUCKY GOES TO THE BEACH CLICK HERE

IF LUCKY GOES TO THE RECORD STORE CLICK HERE

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About the Creator

Guy Valley

Hello, I'm Guy Valley, author of Quantum Boys. Bringing back the casual hobby of homoerotic reading.

-Adult Only- Continuing confirms you are 18+ years old.

Thank you for reading: WELCOME TO MOUNT TWO TIMBERS!

**Consent is always Sexy**

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