'Boned in the U.S.A'

If am honest I'm getting really sick of these dumb slapstick Brazzers scenes. Their quality seems to be salvaged only by the quality sex to be had on film. Which is probably why most men watch it but surely not all viewers are going to be satisfied with just a sex scene. I was very tempted to give this scene a two out of five but again the sex was of a good quality. For those of you still interested in joining Brazzers the website has a rolling membership of £24.99 a month. If you're looking to save money in the long run then you might want to try their 6 month membership billed as one payment of £69.99. This works out as £11.66 a month and maybe preferable if you want to be a long time member. The yearly membership is billed once at £99.99 and works out at £8.33 a month. Again these offers are all about saving cash in the long run; of course there's the two day trial at £1.00 for two days. After that you're then billed £1.00 a day until you cancel the trial period. It's all pretty reasonable but with these dumb, slapstick scenes am not sure if you'd want to join.

This scene 'Boned in the USA' was released in October 2013 and stars Orange County babe Alison Tyler. A confirmed environmentalist, Tyler is 30 years old and has enhanced curves of 36F-30-34. I personally think some of her best work though is when she had a natural look. She did quite a few custom taboo scenes which were excellent. Alison does actually come across as maturer than she is so she was able to play the 'stepmom' role very easily.

Outside of porn Tyler enjoys activities in nature which includes horseback riding, hiking, traveling and camping. In this scene 'Boned in the USA' she plays Johnny Sin's wife for the website 'Real Wife Stories.'

Johnny Sin's is kind of 'internet famous' for appearing in various memes in different uniforms . The 41 year old from Pennsylvania is a former construction worker. He has numerous accolades to his name twice being nominated for AVN Awards Male Performer of the Year. He actually has his own production company called 'Sins Productions' and is married to fellow performer Kissa Sins. Apparently Johnny has a routine before each shoot of eating well and working out which obvious from his well chiselled physique.

The scene is advertised as if it's fully acted with somewhat of a script. The Brazzers site states that Johnny and his wife Alison are running a milkshake shop when some 'greasers' come in and wreak the joint. It's hardly the case though and that was one of the problems I had with the scene. It's done like a 1950s commercial encouraging Americans to start businesses after the war. The opening scene is shot in black and white ; basically the couple acting out what the narrator is saying. There's an erotic twist though as Alison keeps getting her large breasts out or Johnny humping her 'doggy' at the end of each segment. It's really dumb from Brazzers and they keep doing these type of scenes. I suppose they're trying to add a bit of comedy into their work but I don't think people are paying to 'laugh.'

The 50s segment comes to an end after Johnny tries throwing out these greaser punks, only for his wife to come save the day. Again it's stupid with Alison lifting one guy off his feet and throwing him out the door. When this 'cheesy' black and white segment is done the scene resumes to colour. Johnny gets down and dirty with wife Alison who reveals her breasts for Johnny to suck them. He doesn't go gentle either grabbing each like a handful and gobbling them up. It's good stuff, the pair smooching in this fifties diner setting, Alison done up like a fifties waitress. There seems to be a decent chemistry between the pair as Alison keeps Johnny hard giving him an additional blowjob between position changes. Sins can't seem to leave Alison's breasts alone though as she rolls her eyes in a Japanese 'Ahego' fashion. For those of you who don't know what that means it's a drawing style in manga where a female character shows intense pleasure during intercourse by pulling a strange over-the-top face. The uniform Alison is wearing really does look good on even at the various stages of undress. I usually hate it when a performer is half dressed but watching her in action in stocking and suspenders is a thing of beauty. The pair scowl and grunt at each other lustfully while in the bullet position.

The sex is intense so makes a good visual spectacle and repairs what started as a bad scene. It reminds me of that Gabbie Carter scene I reviewed a few weeks a go called 'Easy Ride Her.'

That again was let down by bad narrative but improved with sweaty hardcore sex. Alison seems to be leaner in this scene; a lot thinner than she was in her early material. I don't know if this is a good thing as her imperfections actually gave her a nice, natural look. She's obviously worked out to tone her physique though and I suppose a leaner body will get her more work. Still I did think she was still attractive in those earlier scenes. The cum shot is hard and I don't think Johnny could control himself any more as he jizzes everywhere. He even gets it on Alison's eye lashes which is kind of hot. I want to give this scene a two out of five as I thought the beginning sucks but you can't criticize a hot and sweaty sex scene. I give it 3 out of 5 ; but the next stupid narrative from Brazzers better have good sex.

3 out of 5.