The story of the bathhouse

When I was young, I had several big roosters in my family... It is very big. When fighting, the hair on its neck stands up and pecks at anyone. It is very fierce. That day, when my parents were not at home, I fought with them for half an hour. I was armed to the teeth, carrying a stick, I was pecked, and they were beaten. Their mouth is too sharp, clothes to me through, I play while crying, hate them...... If my dad didn't treasure them, I'd burn them down. I took out my pocket money under the stone and went to the hospital to find my fifth father to buy a lot of laxatives. I told him that my father was constipated these two days, but my fifth father gave it to me without asking anything else. The old laxatives, the power... All at once back home, my five god gave me the amount is three days, is the kind of medicine dry, I left to find right, found the home of the garlic pot, I put the medicine dry mashed, and then put in a bowl of water, I am afraid the chicken does not drink, and put a lot of white sugar inside... Looking at the yellow liquid, I secretly sneer, call you peck me, pull you dead, I hold the bowl, go to the yard, the several chickens and flapping over, I pulled a hand, mouth curse "mom, see you tired to give you water, also peck me, no conscience". To the trough, I quickly poured the water into it, at this time, my childhood goddess Hui Hui in the door exposed a head and called me "Xiao, Xiao come, go, play"...... To say that at that time, she is simply the sun in my heart, her words let me have no soul, I threw down the bowl, running a big nose, hula big cock, hurried to take her hand, two people go to her home to play house.

Good time is always short, in the blink of an eye to lunch time, back home, mom said "and go where crazy, hurry to help me do some work, the dish shabu, garlic pound, for a while your father and a few friends to come home for dinner." I should say, after washing the dish, put the garlic in the tank pound, the heart is still thinking of and Huihui laughter...... The result poured out, garlic changed color, I suddenly think of the garlic tank and a lot of diarrhea residue, want to dump and afraid of being scolded, I simply added a little soy sauce inside, well, the color this black, should be OK. During the dinner, father their elder brother four push cup for a cup, happy, garlic juice to eat is a little left, brother a few full of wine and dinner, father waved "go, take a bath to". In the past, the bathhouse, outside the big boiler, inside the door is the bath pool, from six to ten in the morning women wash, from one to five in the afternoon men wash, several people drunk undress and undress. The water in the pool was steaming, and my father sat in it, his face slightly red and enjoying himself. After I tried the water, it was too hot to get down, so I squatted on the edge of the pool. My father and my brothers were chatting and talking. Suddenly my father frowned, his eyes popped open, and I saw a yellow jet of water shoot out from under my father's bottom in the water. I looked at my father incredibly, my father was in the pool of thin, my father looked at me, teeth biting lips, gently shaking my head, and then he looked around, found that several elder brother are in the water unconscious, his hands clutching the edge of the pool, body straight, endure slowly stand up to come out, I three uncle heard the sound of water, confused open his eyes, see my father pout big buttocks, I said to my dad, "What are you doing? Hang out." My dad was silent, and just as he was about to come out, there was another shot, whoosh, a stream of yellow liquid. My third uncle was "Xiang" shot in the head, at that time was stunned, wipe a face at that time almost did not back up to go, growled, what are you doing, what came out?" My dad yelled, "I'm going, I'm going," and he tumbled out of the pool and thud fell to the ground from slipping barefoot, his hand clinging to his bottom despite the pain. It didn't work either. The shit was flying out of his fingers in all directions. At this time, the pool broke out again, my uncle also can not stand, in the pool directly into a thousand li, the pool is almost yellow, the rest of the pool and uncle suddenly sprang out. I sat on the edge of the pool, looking at, my uncle stood up to run outside the pool while spraying Xiang, face are green. Three uncle and uncle after a look at each other, can not bear to don't head, listen to two "rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, shoop ~ ~" this brother also open spray. The bathhouse has been blown up. The four elderly men lying down, standing, running and jumping are suffering terribly. For a time, they are constantly "swish". On the wall, underground, pool edge, door, Huang Xiang is everywhere, really "flying". Inside the mess finally scared to the outside, look at the bathhouse uncle still thought it was in play, open the door to see a direct petrochemical...... If my dad was a real man, he got down on his stomach and yelled, "Get the fuck out of my way." Then, in his horrified eyes, my dad shot up to the ceiling, which was three meters high. Uncle fierce shut the door, in the door are almost crying, I can feel my father just that scene brought him how big shock, uncle shivered and said, "inside the elder brother, you this is the game pull thin?" That day has been recorded in the history books, in our village news, after dinner are in the speech, the elder brother four in the bathhouse let "Huang Xiang" fly for a feat. And then there were all kinds of versions, all kinds of stories, and stories about my dad and his family practicing some kind of "evil power" in the bathhouse. After many years, I will never forget the scene of them collapsing in the bathhouse... There are others to help my father, my father weak said "don't touch me, I also pull" ………… In fact, I was not wrong, the mistake is the fifth Lord gave me too much medicine, the so-called karma cycle, bad karma, three days later, I fell into the law. Back then, my dad went to school that day and gave me six months of sick leave.