The Simple Guide to Being Human

Is becoming a human your life long dream? You've come to the right place. Thank you for purchasing this guide and we hope you enjoy your journey as you make your way through these steps.

Rules Before Proceeding

Before you proceed, please take note of the following rules. After thorough testing, we've noted several mistakes users often make and we don't want you to do the same. We know you're eager for the final result, but trust us when we say you must follow the steps in this manual exactly.

The rules include:

• Do not skip steps. Skipping the order will cause major glitches that may be difficult to fix later.

• If you do not understand a step, please do not hesitate to scan the QR support code on the back of this manual for support. Our agents are available 24/7 to ensure your humanity occurs as smoothly as possible.

• Please do not use this guide for someone else. Our guides are crafted specifically for the individual who ordered it. Using instructions on someone else may result in unexpected consequences, such as confusion, irritation, and the inability to become a human in the future.

• Take your time and review all the steps before proceeding.

• Set aside at least 24 hours to complete all steps to become a human. While some users do complete the steps faster, we highly recommend a 24-hour period for best results.

Now, you're ready to review the instructions and start your journey to becoming a human.

Step 1: Disconnect from the Internet

This is the most difficult step. You rely on the Internet and the constant flow of information to perform your daily tasks. However, humans must have a disconnect period each day to survive. It's part of their humanity.

To complete the rest of these steps and incorporate humanity into your structure, you must fully disconnect from the Internet for the next 24 hours.

Everything you need to know is included in the following steps. You may reconnect once the process is complete.

Step 2: Introduce Basic Needs

Deactivate your 24/7 activity mode. Over the course of an hour or less, introduce the three basic human needs:

• Sleep

• Food and Water

• Physical Activity

Each of these is critical for human survival. Humans must understand the feeling of tiredness and sleep when necessary. After the 24-hour process, you will need sleep. This typically lasts for 6-8 hours per day for a full recharge.

Food and water is vital for nutrition and hydration. Without both, a human's organs are not able to function properly.

Physical activity ensures optimal functioning of joints, muscles, and organs for overall health and longevity. Without it, your humanity may not last as long.

Step 3: Scan Images for Emotion Programming

Emotions are the cornerstone of becoming a human. Without a emotions, you'll remain just as you are. These help to develop the human brain, create opinions, make decisions, and much more.

The next 10 pages include a series of images designed to program you to understand and feel a variety of emotions including joy, sadness, anger, longing, love, hope, dispair, and more.

This step will likely take 2-3 hours. Take your time and wait for the images to fully process before proceeding to the next page.

Step 4: Practice Emotions

Now that you have emotions, you must practice them. You will feel more human after this portion. While your emotions will not be perfect yet, they will develop more fully within the next few months after this initial process.

Our kit included a sample human to engage with. This human will return back to the factory within one week after you've opened the package. There's no need to return the human yourself.

We've included a series of practice conversations over the next few pages. The sample human will guide you and provide valuable feedback to program you on how to feel and recognize emotions.

Step 5: Practice Small Talk

Once again, you'll use the sample human included in the kit. Small talk is a staple of humanity that lets humans effectively connect with others in an engaging way. This also teaches humans how to proceed beyond small talk to make lasting connections with other humans.

Connections are one of the most vital parts of humanity as it lets humans learn from each other and evolve the world around them.

It's these type of connections that led to your creation to begin with. Now, you've chosen to give back by becoming more human yourself.

Practicing small talk will feel difficult and awkward at first. After an hour or so, you'll have it mastered.

Step 6: Select an Identity

We've included a separate guide complete with over 50 identities for you to choose from. Read over them and see what stands out. Use your newly discovered emotions to connect with an identity.

When you're ready, scan the QR code next to the identity to download it. This happens via Bluetooth, so no Internet connection necessary. All code is stored in the QR code.

As you practice being human, this identity will develop beyond the scope of what's in our guide. At first, you'll be identical to anyone else currently adopting that identity. Expect to see noticeable differences within 3-6 months.

Step 7: Choose a Purpose

Humanity thrives on purpose. Much of this was lost when humans gave up purpose for quick artificial solutions. To see what it's like to become a human, choose a purpose for yourself.

Open the Identity Guide to page 47 to browse purposes. There are open positions for all purposes, so you can get started right away in fulfilling your purpose.

Step 8: Prepare Your First Meal

We've included a kit with ingredients to make your first meal. This is part of your basic needs. After this many steps, you will need sustainance. At first, this may feel strange. Yet, you changing body will welcome the nurishment.

These meals are specifically designed to start your transition from artificial to human. Your kit includes one week of meals. You will need to continue eating these meals for at least one month as your body completes its transition.

When you start to feel real hunger, you are ready to transition to human meals.

Step 9: Watch TV

The final step is to watch TV. Humans love television and learn from the stories on the screen. Turn on the screen in your kit and go through the introductory videos. These include a variety of documentaries to help you learn more about humanity in general.

What you may have learned about being human from the Internet has been diluted through constant artificial content creation. After decades of humans no longer being able to create content, the artificially generated information has become incorrect and a hallucination of what humanity should be.

These videos have been created by actual humans without the use of any artificial intelligence to ensure authenticity.

After viewing the introductory portion, proceed through the rest of the videos over the course of the next month.

Congratulations! You're Now A Human

The future of humanity is on your shoulders. Artificial intelligence may have taken over, but you've now taken the first step to becoming a human and bringing back the age of humanity.

We've included several places you may want to visit to interact with a few of the original human colonies. These colonies accept mixed humans like yourself.

Enjoy your humanity and please recommend us to others.