The Ramblings of Elaine Jinx

Do these people not understand that the more they try to silence me, the louder I become? The Police keep coming to my door, but they don‘t even know why anymore. Twitter have finally accepted that they banned my account in error, and I’m back on. Just in time for the finale of Game of Mass Destruction. Those monkeys were brilliant for ripping Sia’s wig off her.

So Sakura and Yuzuko won Game of Mass Destruction. Is anybody surprised? The latter is the host’s granddaughter and Yuzuko’s mother nominated her. Her father/first-cousins-once-removed is now president of the United Stated States. She’s been brought up as an only child, and now all a sudden she has siblings everywhere. The Bucks and Denki clan are an interesting bunch. It amuses me how Sia Bucks and Professor Denki bicker as if they’re still married. Speaking of Professor Denki, he was awfully quiet this year. His own granddaughter got put on the show, and all he cared about was his precious mascot.

Well you guys reading this know a lot more about the show than I do. I want to know why Professor Denki did nothing. He was so obsessed with his little robot Kiki, but when it got destroyed in the explosion, he just rebuilt her. Why he didn’t he do that in the first place?

This show has become his undoing. I think Professor Denki is going To be cancelled. And he deserves it too. Women who had been silent for years about the way Professor Denki treated them are finally coming forward. Sia Bucks always said he abused her and cheated. The one person I would like to hear from is Harumi Denki. It must be hard knowing that your parents are scum. They drove her to madness, then glossed it over. Yuzuko thinks that Professor Denki is an angel. We all know that bollocks.

Sia Bucks and Professor Denki are the worst kind of people. In some ways they were perfect for each other. They are people that use their fame to get what they want. They take credit for other people’s hard work. They threaten people with violence so they get their own way. It wouldn’t surprise me if the’re still together.

And President Bucks has vowed to cancel the show and all reality TV shows and wars. It’s all too good to be true. Dead Quiz is still going. We should have known he was lying the moment he said free beer for everybody. Then again, he is a politician. It’s onot natural for them to lie. They’re probally planning the new Game of Mass Destruction together as one big family.

The robots on that island are obsessed with custard. Here’s a little history fact for you: Yuzuko’s great-uncle, Satoshi Denki used to run custard factories all over Asia powered by robots. Can you guess who was the biggest share-holder? His brother, Professor Takeshi Denki. Satoshi was part of the last generation in Japan who were child-free by choice. Satoshi was presumed dead, even though his body was never found. Maybe one of the Denki robots mistook him for custard. Well it sounds like he was murdered by Professor Denki for his money and businesses.

We must remember Professor Denki was a politician at the time. He was a big supporter of the Prime Minister who brought sex trafficking into Japanese high schools. I can see the keyboard warriors crying, “No, it was a law put in place to save the Japanese nation.”

They don’t care about their people. Forcing high school students to get married and have children is a terrible idea. It’s disgusting and puts a lot of pressure on young people who are trying to study, work and also take care of their children. There are far better ways to increase birth rates than this draconian bullshit. Let people have children if they want to, but don’t force it on teenagers who are already struggling as it is.