The Mystery of the Blue Zoni

The mystery of the blue Zoni

What a bittersweet day it is in Mississippi. Blue Zoni High School class of 2144 is having a graduation today and for the first time in 25 years, the valedictorian is a male named Cinderella. His mother pushed him to the podium in a blue diamond encrusted wheelchair. The light from the sun reflects off the wheelchair, causing momentary blindness. For the first time in 10 years, he stands shocking the entire audience. With tears in everyone’s eyes, he grabs the microphone and begins his fare ware speech.

Today marks the 100th year anniversary of the mystery of the Blue Zoni. June 9th, 2044 is the day the sun split. 8:03a.m. something phenomenal happened. Fire alarms ringing louder than a locust. Amber alerts going off on every cellphone, except bad service Booster Mobile. The old and rusty city hall bell screams and wakes civilians from miles away. This is the first time this is ever happened in the world. People running everywhere, horns simultaneously blowing through the streets, women and children screaming, and glass shattering in the distant. With law enforcement mandating civilians to the evacuation route, the sun started changing colors before the world could process. It went completely green then orange, purple, red and finally black. Hours passed and the sun slowly dims like a candle. Growing brighter and brighter back to his original state people starting to calm down thinking it was over until they realize that is split into two.

One sun is going north, and the other going south. The sun started growing brighter and brighter causing momentary blindness. Soon it appears to be coming closer, as if the sky was falling. Both suns started shooting stars out but the stars went back into the galaxy. Only one star hovered over the Statue of Liberty. After four days, the flame of the statue starts shining. Government officials quickly secured the area. After 4 hours, the statue was alive! News reporters catching everything on camera. With this Statue having the most unbreakable metal ever known to man, the chest area opens like a door. Inside appear to be very bright human figure, causing momentary blindness to the human eye. The statue starts to speak for the first time ever but the language was unrecognizable. Dozens of translators and scientist trying to decode what it was saying.

With the new Pitchorama machine, the message was decoded. This unique specimen came in peace with a message for Gaia. “Greeting’s you beings. I am from a planet named Qwerty, 444,000,000 l.y. away. I come with a message warning you that if you don’t give us back our ruler, Blue Zoni, we will destroy this planet. With the world leaders living in fear, they quickly located it near the south pole. After following the creatures to Antarctica, they dug about 3 miles under the surface. The secret bunker held the Blue Zoni is shackles around barbed wire. Standing 5'9 with big wings, fire like hair, long claws, 6 arms, gills, shark teeth and 3 eyes. The two beings started to fly at least 500 mph. They ended up in the woods near the Mississippi pond. They hovered for four days then dove underwater and disappeared. The next morning the pond was frozen. Until this day, the pond never unthawed. The state of Mississippi built a school on top of the frozen pond and that’s why we are the only school with ice floors. During spirit week, we sing the Blue Zoni alma mater and ice skate for four hours in memory of the Blue Zoni. Till this day, the mystery of the blue Zoni is unknown. As Cinderalla sits in his wheelchair and presses his green button, the wheelchair gushes out air, expands around him and starts to hover. Four days later, Cinderella rockets out of Gaia and never came back again.