The heartless wife

I opened my eyes to see the fire outside the window, and a pungent smoke drifted in. I realized that something was wrong and rushed to open the door to see that the landlord who lived next door was standing outside the door. He said to me with a flustered face: "There is a fire downstairs, it will burn here soon, run for your life!" After saying this, the landlord turned around and ran a "thump" to the stairs. 　　

Hearing this news, I was very nervous, and quickly turned around to shoot my wife and said, "No, the fire, get up!" When my wife heard of the fire, she got up as quickly as she could, not even bothering to put on her jacket, and quickly hugged my son to me and said, "What are you waiting for, run!" 　　

I turned around with my son in my arms and rushed to the front door. However, just out of the front door, I saw a red staircase under the wooden handrail of the stairs also burned, rolling smoke to this side. I saw that there was no way out, and quickly returned to the house, closed the door, and said to his wife, "The stairs are on fire, we can not go down." 　　

When my wife heard that, she immediately pulled me to the window, pointing to a two-meter-high fence below, and said, "You go over the window to the fence, and then jump down. As for my son, I'll use a rope to tie him down." 　　

I think the wife's method is good, so I turned around and brought the rope to tie up my son, then climbed up to the window, flipped to the fence, and jumped. My wife used the rope to put my son down, I picked up my son and yelled to my wife, "The fire is coming, come on down!" 　　

The wife nodded at me and said, "Coming right up." Then shrunk her head back. I waited downstairs for half a day, did not see my wife down, is anxious, my wife suddenly stuck out of the window and said, "Get out of the way, I'm going to throw down." 　　

I have not yet reacted, I saw a black thing from the top of the head flew down, "thump" fell on the feet. I lowered my head to see, it turned out to be a futon. I was crying and laughing, this is the time, others are too late to escape, but the wife is still thinking about these worthless things. Thinking of this, I shouted at my wife in anger: "What else do you want bedding, come down!" 　　

Unexpectedly, my wife said with a gasp, "What do you know, there is no place to sleep later, the futon can be used for bedding!" After saying that, she retreated back into the house. A few minutes later, another bag of clothes, a backpack, some shoes and socks, and a few packs of diapers for my son were thrown downstairs. Next, there were chopsticks, cutting boards, hangers, and water glasses. These things pinged on the ground like rain and rolled everywhere. After a while, my wife threw down a plastic bucket and a small wooden stool from the house, but because the house was too high, those things fell to pieces as soon as they hit the ground. When I saw this, I yelled at my wife in anger, "What are you doing? Do you want to throw all the things in the house down before you come down?" 　　

My wife wiped the beads of sweat on her forehead and said, "We spent money on these things, if they are burned by the fire, what a pity!" 　　

I saw that the fire had already reached the top of the second floor, so I didn't bother to nag her and said in a commanding tone, "What are you still dawdling about, come down quickly!" 　　

My wife said, "Okay, I'll be right down." Saying that, she retracted her head again. I waited downstairs for half a day, and when I saw that my wife had not come down, I said impatiently, "What are you doing, why don't you come down?" I heard my wife reply from inside the house, "I'm getting dressed!" I almost fainted and cursed, "Are you missing a muscle? It's already this time of the day, why are you still wearing clothes!" 　　

After waiting for a while, my wife still did not come down, I shouted again: "What the hell are you doing in the house? Why don't you come down?" At that moment, I saw my wife reveal her head from the window, holding a jacket in her hand and said, "You don't want me to wear clothes? So I had to take my clothes off ......"