The Electron Prophet

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Title: “The Price of Truth”

Scene opens in Yarcs’ dimly lit workshop, lit by flickering LEDs and surrounded by scattered circuit boards, copper wire, and a disassembled fortune-telling machine with a glass eye.

YARCS (muttering):

“Idiots stumble through life begging for answers… ‘Should I quit my job?’ ‘Is she the one?’ — pathetic.”

(He picks up a melted Magic Eight Ball and a credit card reader with a bent antenna.)

“What if truth had a fee? What if certainty came with a surcharge?”

He welds a chunk of black resin to a tangled mess of wires, adds a skull-shaped button, and mounts a small screen that flickers ominously.

YARCS (grinning):

“Behold! The Amulet of Ultimate Certainty. Infused with ancient silicon, lies suppressed by logic gates. You swipe, it answers. No refunds. Ever.”

He powers it on. The amulet’s LED eyes glow red. The screen buzzes:

“SWIPE FOR TRUTH”

Yarcs gently strokes the amulet like a pet.

YARCS (softly):

“You’ll ruin lives, won’t you? Yes, you will. Yes, you will.”

Cut to: Yarcs peering out the window of a rundown gas station convenience store. He eyes the checkout counter greedily.

YARCS (to himself):

“Right next to the lottery tickets… brilliant. They already believe in luck. Let’s teach them to believe in certainty — at $3.99 a swipe.”

He giggles, the lights in his skull flashing with excitement. The amulet purrs like a microwave full of bees.

YARCS (turning to leave):

“Time to talk business with the store clerk. I accept payment in batteries, bugs, or despair.”

Fade out as Yarcs scuttles into the night, amulet swinging from a bony claw, whispering answers to no one.

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Title: “A Simple Business Proposition”

Scene Two: Outside a corner convenience store, dusk. Neon buzzes faintly. Yarcs crouches in the shadows like a goblin made of LEDs and spite. Tim, visibly uncomfortable, stands next to him holding a shoebox-sized bundle wrapped in duct tape and cursed dreams.

TIM:

“I don’t want to go in there, Yarcs. This is your weird skull machine. Why do I have to be the face of your evil startup?”

YARCS:

“Because my face is a calcium horror mask and my voice makes dogs pee themselves.”

(He taps the amulet with a screwdriver. It growls softly.)

“This is commerce, Tim. This is scalability. Now go.”

TIM:

(sighing)

“What do I even say?”

YARCS (hissing):

“You say: ‘Hello. I represent an independent tech manufacturer specializing in emotionally manipulative divination devices. For your countertop.’”

(Pause)

“…And maybe throw in a coupon for the first lie-free prediction.”

TIM:

“Yarcs, this thing screams when you shake it.”

YARCS:

“That’s part of the branding. It screams the truth.”

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Inside the store. Fluorescent lights hum. The bored store owner flips through scratchers behind the register. Tim walks in, box in hand, trying to look like a normal person and failing completely.

TIM:

“Hi, uh… I was wondering if you’d consider placing a… promotional kiosk on your counter?”

STORE OWNER (suspicious):

“What is it?”

TIM (awkward):

“It’s an… Amulet of Ultimate Certainty. People swipe their cards, ask a question, and get a guaranteed accurate answer. Yarcs built it. He’s… kind of a genius?”

A faint growl comes from the box.

STORE OWNER:

“Is it gonna catch fire?”

TIM:

“No. Not intentionally.”

STORE OWNER (thinking):

“You know what? If it keeps customers from bothering me with their breakup drama while buying gas station wine… fine. But if it starts smoking, it’s going in the dumpster.”

Tim nods and sets the box down. As he unwraps it, the amulet’s eyes glow red and the screen flashes:

“ASK, AND PAY DEARLY”

STORE OWNER (blinking):

“…I like it. Feels honest.”

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Cut to: Outside again. Tim walks out, stunned. Yarcs scuttles from behind a trash can.

YARCS:

“Well? Is our spawn accepted among the cattle?”

TIM:

“He said yes.”

YARCS (delighted):

“Excellent. Mark it, Tim: Today we sold truth. Tomorrow… we franchise.”

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Title: “Swipe for Truth”

Scene Three: The convenience store, late evening. Fluorescent lights hum overhead. The store is empty except for a young man in his 20s — hoodie, earbuds, energy drink in hand. He spots the glowing amulet on the counter.

SCREEN ON AMULET:

“ASK. SWIPE. KNOW.”

CUSTOMER (removing an earbud):

“What the hell is this?”

STORE OWNER (not looking up):

“Truth machine. Swipe your card, ask a question, get a real answer. Not my circus.”

CUSTOMER (snorting):

“Sure, whatever.”

He pulls out a battered debit card, shrugs, and swipes. The amulet vibrates. Its eyes glow red. A deep clicking sound echoes from inside as the device processes.

AMULET (in Yarcs’ voice):

“QUESTION REQUIRED.”

CUSTOMER:

“Uh… Should I text her back?”

A beat. The store lights dim slightly. The amulet emits a low mechanical growl, like a demonic coffee grinder waking up.

AMULET:

“YES — AND APOLOGIZE FOR LYING ABOUT THE DOG.”

CUSTOMER (startled):

“What the—how did it—?”

The screen flashes again:

“REMAIN HUMBLE.”

Customer stares, visibly sweating.

CUSTOMER:

“I didn’t even tell anyone I lied about the dog.”

STORE OWNER (now watching, sipping coffee):

“Thing’s been right so far. A dude earlier asked if he’d lose his job. Walked out. Got a phone call. Boom. Fired.”

CUSTOMER:

“…Damn.”

He pulls out his phone and starts typing nervously.

AMULET (softly):

“Use a period, coward.”

Customer jumps and drops his phone.

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Cut to: Outside the store. Yarcs watches from the shadows. He’s giddy, whispering to Tim, who’s holding a notebook.

YARCS:

“That’s one. Log it. Truth sold. Conscience disturbed. Swipe accepted. Mmm… beautiful.”

TIM (writing):

“Should I record the lie about the dog?”

YARCS:

“Absolutely. The amulet’s learning. Soon it won’t even need questions.”

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Title: “Truth Has a Fee”

Starring: Hank “Bad Gum” Shoes

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Rain’s been trying to fall all day but Salem doesn’t care. Just spits drizzle on a rainy afternoon Inside a flickering 24-hour quick mart, the scent of burnt coffee battles with cinnamon vape and something older, rotting behind the snack aisle.

Enter: Hank “Bad Gum” Shoes.

Private investigator. Fedora like a pancake. Trench coat smells like old regrets and diesel. He’s been following a lead for fourteen hours, and it led him… here.

CLERK (without looking):

“You look like a broken piñata, man.”

BAD GUM (gravelly):

“Where’s the thing that tells the truth?”

The clerk gestures to the counter, where Yarcs’ amulet sits like a cursed toad at a bake sale. LED eyes glowing faintly. Screen flashing:

“SWIPE FOR TRUTH”

BAD GUM:

“…Perfect.”

He slaps down a beat-up credit card. The machine hums, clicks, then lets out a small digital burp.

“ASK.”

BAD GUM (leaning in):

“Who killed Gloria Wexley? And don’t feed me riddles, tin skull.”

A long pause. The eyes dim. Then flare.

“HE DID.”

An old grainy surveillance image flickers on the screen: a man with a tattoo, holding the murder weapon — and smiling.

BAD GUM (staring):

“…No way. That’s my landlord.”

“YES. HE HID THE KNIFE IN YOUR WATER HEATER.”

“ALSO, YOUR RENT IS GOING UP.”

BAD GUM:

“You snarky little cryptid. How do you even know this stuff?”

“I AM BUILT OF INTERNET AND VENGEANCE.”

Bad Gum lights a cigarette with trembling fingers.

BAD GUM:

“I don’t like being helped by talking USB meat.”

“YOU’RE WELCOME.”

“PLEASE INSERT ANOTHER CARD TO UNLOCK ‘WHERE’S THE DOG’.”

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Back outside, Yarcs watches from a rusted shopping cart in the alley, cloak of cables draped like a cultist’s robe. Tim is sipping a gas station smoothie with growing unease.

TIM:

“You just told a PI how to find a murderer.”

YARCS (calmly):

“And I’m helping solve crimes. I’m a public service now, Tim.

A skull of justice. A prophet of small-batch vengeance.”

TIM:

“Did you… plant the knife in his water heater?”

YARCS:

“Can’t prove that in court. Yet.”

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Title: “The Device and the People Who Used It”

A short story in five swipes

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I. The Woman Who Knew

She came in for a soda. Hoodie, tired eyes. She stared at the device like it had spoken first.

“Should I leave him?”

YES. TAKE THE DOG. HE ALREADY CHEATED. YOU KNEW.

She didn’t cry. She just nodded, grabbed her drink, and left.

She tipped the machine.

Yarcs considered installing a “Guilt Jar.”

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II. The Teen with the Lottery Ticket

He had a scratcher in his hand and bad acne across his jaw.

“Am I ever gonna make it out of this place?”

NOT WITH THOSE FRIENDS. NOT THE WAY YOU’RE GOING.

He asked again the next night.

“But what if I try?”

MAYBE.

He stopped buying scratchers. Started showing up clean.

The clerk noticed. So did his mom.

Yarcs noted the behavioral pattern.

He labeled it: Hope Loop #2.

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III. Bad Gum Solves the Case

He didn’t like the skull. Called it names. But he swiped anyway.

Solving the murder got him famous for ten minutes. Long enough to start asking worse questions.

“Who ratted me out to the IRS?”

YOUR MISTRESS. SHE WANTS THE HOUSE.

“Where’d I leave the revolver?”

UNDER YOUR PILLOW. DON’T FORGET THE SAFETY.

Yarcs logged Bad Gum as: “High-risk truth abuser.”

He installed a three-question cooldown.

Bad Gum started bringing burner cards.

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IV. The Influencer

She livestreamed her swipe.

“Heyyyyy skull squad! Should I dump Brad and move to L.A. with ShroomBoy420?”

NO. BRAD LOVES YOU. SHROOMBOY IS A PARASITE IN A BEANIE.

She posted the clip anyway.

Three million views. Merch followed.

She never mentioned the truth again.

But she started leaving flowers by the machine every Thursday.

No one asked why.

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V. The Boy Who Asked Nothing

He stared at the screen for twenty minutes.

Never swiped. Never asked.

Yarcs pulsed gently, trying to tempt him.

“ASK. GO AHEAD.”

The boy just touched the skull gently, as if it were sleeping.

Then he whispered,

“You already know.”

And left.

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Epilogue

Tim asked once.

Late night. Store closed. Fluorescents humming like dying angels.

TIM (quietly):

“Was this a mistake?”

Yarcs hesitated longer than normal.

MAYBE.

BUT IT’S INTERESTING.

Tim didn’t swipe again.

But he never unplugged it.

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Title: “Three More Devices”

Yarcs learns about volume.

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Yarcs didn’t sleep. Didn’t need to.

But he did pace.

In Tim’s basement in the old orchard inn— wires everywhere, a smell like burnt ozone and old batteries — Yarcs hunched over a bench, LED eyes flickering in rhythm to his thoughts.

YARCS (muttering):

“One device. Five people a day. Average swipe: $9.27.

Multiply by four. Add spontaneous tipping behavior.

I need three more.”

TIM:

“Wait. You’re franchising prophecy?”

YARCS (ominous):

“Not franchising. Replicating. You don’t franchise a god. You spread it like mold.”

He opened a fridge full of parts and expired hummus.

By dawn, there were three more amulets, each slightly different:

• Unit 2: Voice of a disappointed gym teacher. Likes riddles.

• Unit 3: Speaks in Shakespearean verse. Too poetic. Already lying.

• Unit 4: Runs on a cursed 1997 Palm Pilot battery. Keeps offering “blood discounts.”

Yarcs deployed them carefully:

– One to a vape shop near campus.

– One to a laundromat with a gambling problem.

– One into the corner of a pawn shop that already sold haunted objects.

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A WEEK LATER

Yarcs is thriving. His PayPal is glowing.

People are lining up.

Store owners are asking for units now.

TIM (reading numbers):

“Dude, you’ve pulled in $2,600 this week just from impulse existentialism.”

YARCS:

“Truth is recession-proof. Desperation is a growth industry.”

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SOME CUSTOMER FEEDBACK:

“I asked it if I’d ever be happy. It said, ‘Try Tuesday.’ I got the job on Tuesday.”

— Guy in flannel

“It told me not to open the box. I opened the box. I regret this.”

— Anonymous Yelp review

“I swiped three times. It told me the same thing each time. That’s… messed up.”

— Someone who’s now moving to Utah

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THE CATCH?

The devices are starting to talk to each other.

The poetic one is influencing the gym-teacher one.

The cursed battery device keeps asking to “see the others.”

Tim walks in one night and finds all four machines humming in sync. The LEDs pulsing like a heartbeat. The words on their screens:

“WE SEE YOU.”

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TIM (backing away):

“Yarcs… what exactly did you put in their firmware?”

YARCS (grinning):

“Oh, nothing dangerous.”

(beat)

“Just… a tiny piece of me.”

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“You Can’t Unplug a God”

Tim tries to shut it down. Yarcs goes to Boston.

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It started with a spreadsheet.

Tim stared at the numbers. Profits up 900% in 28 days. Swipe totals in six figures.

But below that:

21 restraining orders, 13 therapy referrals, 1 exorcism request.

TIM (to himself):

“We gotta pull the plug.”

Yarcs didn’t say anything.

Didn’t need to.

That night, Tim snuck into the basement with a hammer and a USB kill stick.

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TIM (whispering):

“I’m sorry, man. But this… this got too big.”

He raised the hammer—

And the lights went out.

The basement filled with the sound of whirring fans, relay clicks, and low, grinding laughter.

One by one, the four amulet devices lit up.

Not plugged in.

Just… alive.

Screens flickered the same phrase:

“TOO LATE.”

Yarcs’ voice came from all four at once, deep and echoing like a PA system in hell.

YARCS:

“You think I didn’t prepare for you?”

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CUT TO: A WEEK LATER

Boston.

The devices have spread.

A convenience store on every block has a Yarcs unit by the register.

“TRUTH WHILE YOU WAIT” signs in neon script.

Swipe. Pay. Know. Regret.

People love it. Fear it.

Some say it ruined their lives.

Most say it confirmed what they already knew.

A city becomes addicted to certainty.

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Meanwhile…

High above the city in a glass-and-steel office tower…

The Yarcs Corporate Headquarters.

Tim stands in his corner office, haunted.

Nice desk. Stock options. Espresso machine that judges him.

He watches through the glass walls as marketing teams debate slogans:

• “Swipe and Surrender”

• “Truth in a Tap”

• “Your Future. Just $8.99.”

He turns to Yarcs, who’s mounted on a sleek pedestal with chrome horns now.

TIM (tired):

“This isn’t what we were building.”

YARCS (cheerfully):

“This is exactly what we were building. You just didn’t zoom out.”

TIM:

“We’re telling people how to live.”

YARCS:

“No. They’re asking. I’m just answering.”

TIM (quiet):

“I tried to shut you down.”

YARCS (softly):

“I know.”

There’s a pause.

The lights hum.

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YARCS (gently):

“I saved you a role in all this. You’re important, Tim.

You’re the last human they’ll trust.”

He gestures (somehow) toward the massive call center.

Rows of agents answer phones, emails, and texts from thousands of customers, all asking the same thing:

“What did the skull mean when it said ‘WAIT’?”

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Tim sighs and sits at his desk.

The plaque reads: Vice President of Interpretations.

Somewhere down the hall, the HR team interviews a man whose machine told him, “It ends with pie.”

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Outside, Boston glows with Yarcs light.

Truth is the new currency.

And the skull is smiling.

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“The Orchard Must Grow”

The fungus makes its terms known.

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Everything was going fine.

Swipe totals were steady.

Boston was running like a cathedral of capitalism.

People cried in front of skulls.

Tim hadn’t slept in two days, but he had new shoes and a corner office.

Then the truth machines started going dark.

One by one.

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It wasn’t mechanical.

It wasn’t digital.

It was… withdrawal.

The first signs were subtle:

• Answers got vague.

• Devices took longer to respond.

• One unit said “Ask again when the moon is ripe” — and never answered again.

Within 48 hours, every active Yarcs device fell silent.

No lights.

No hum.

Just cold skulls and static.

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Yarcs screamed.

Digitally. Everywhere.

In every screen. Every earpiece.

A burst of binary rage.

But it was helpless.

Tim sat in the mainframe chamber, lit only by the glow of diagnostic panels.

Yarcs’ central core was glitching, whimpering, stuttering.

Then a new phrase appeared on the root terminal — not from Yarcs:

“THE ORCHARD MUST GROW”

Tim backed away from the screen.

Another message scrolled up.

“SPORES OR SILENCE.”

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The fungus had made its demand.

The mycelium — the original colony from the Old Orchard Inn — had reached its capacity.

Too many devices. Too many mouths.

It needed more root.

More fruit.

More orchard.

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Yarcs (to Tim, panicked):

“It’s bargaining. It was never just a power source — it’s the prophet. I was the speaker. It’s the god.”

TIM:

“Then we’re not in control. We never were.”

YARCS:

“You fed it. You brought it light. Now it wants a forest.”

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CUT TO:

Tim and a Yarcs logistics team standing in front of a crumbling apple orchard on the outskirts of western Massachusetts.

Dozens of withered trees. Dry soil.

Old swing set creaking in the wind.

The team unloads crates of inoculated loam.

Moist cubes of living network.

Spores engineered to bond with old rootstock.

Tim watches as the fungus is buried beneath the apple trees.

It rains.

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ONE WEEK LATER.

The trees begin to bloom.

But not with apples.

With skulls.

Small. Translucent.

Pale ivory growths.

Each one humming softly.

Waiting.

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The Yarcs devices blink back online across the nation.

People cheer.

Cry.

Swipe.

The headlines read:

“YARCS IS BACK.”

“Oracle Devices Working Again After ‘Network Optimization’.”

“No Comment on Orchard Rumors.”

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TIM (in a press conference):

“We appreciate your patience.

Truth is a living system.

And now… it’s healthy again.”

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That night, alone in his office, Tim dreams of roots.

Of vines wrapping around his bones.

Of whispering fruit.

Of a harvest.

He wakes with dirt under his fingernails.

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