“What would bears be without bees? Ears?” Was my opening joke. I got moans. Usually that joke got a few more laughes. “Why did the chicken cross the road?” I asked to what sounded like boos. “Sorry, my next joke will be better, I promise,” I said. The moans and boos got louder. “Lights,” I said. The lights turned on, exposing an audience that was full of zombies. They weren’t booing, which boosted my ego, but saying brains. They were now crawling on stage to eat me, and I had nowhere to go. “You guys have been great!” I said.
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Alex H Mittelman
I love writing and just finished my first novel. Writing since I was nine. I’m on the autism spectrum but that doesn’t stop me! If you like my stories, click the heart, leave a comment. Link to book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CQZVM6WJ
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The Party
“Chug, chug, chug,” they chanted as I did a keg stand. It was hazing at a college party. I drank until I threw up, then drank some more. I was so wasted, I asked everyone out, guy or girl, and told everyone I loved them. I couldn’t drink anymore so I found a secret corner and laid down for an hour. It’s a good thing, too, because the police showed up on a noise complaint and arrested everyone else. I was the only one who remained free that night. I wasn’t going to go to another college party with them.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
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That was quite an unexpecting twist 😂I love it!
😂😂😂That was awesome!!!