Subtle Pasifikan Nikki's

"OMG Minerva, did you see how WittyWitt glanced at me before grabbing my phone to record that BitBox?"

"Diana I don't wanna dampen your delululu, but I'm pretty sure he was just looking at all of us standing in front"

"Don't be so hard on your sister, she had 3 Srayam slings while we were pregaming with Dung and Tanjiro on the fuBar to Roti Rising"

"Props to Tanjiro for calling a big enough Esla to take all of us there in one car. He's such a great friend"

"I don't know how y'all throw down your alcohol, I take one sip and I feel like throwing up"

"That's Princess Pranpriya for ya, she don't need no juice to bust out those moves on the dance floor"

"Aight gang, I'm starving. All I had before meeting y'all at the pregame was some kimbap and some peppermint cookies"

"Back when we lived in Cartmanville we used to come to Nikki's every Sunday after soccer practice and I'd always get the strawberry shortcake. Ugh, the syrup was to die for"

"It looked like the nosebleed you got when your braces got caught on Chad's gum-"

"betch STFU we're not going back to-"

"Hi there, do you have turkey bacon available?"

"Sorry ma'am, we don't do substitutions at this hour. Where'd y'all come from?"

"We were at a WittyWitt concert and saw you guys are open 24/7 haha"

"Yes we are. But I'm really very sorry, we don't normally have turkey bacon"

"Guess Dear Leader Narendra pissed Dustin Wiseau so much he upped the ante on Brancaland-du-Nord meat imports. Fine, I'll just get sunny side up eggs and pandan pancakes"

"Excellent choice, that's my favorite flavor"

"Pranpriya, are you ready to order?"

"Yeah, I'll just get what Haneul's having but with bacon on top. Haven't had Nikki's in a hot minute"

"You want orange juice with that?"

"Yeah sure, why not"

"Alright, that'll be 13.69"

"I know you don't do substitutions, but any chance I could have strawberry syrup with my pancakes instead of passionfruit?"

"We could give you the strawberry shortcake if you're willing to wait 20 mins"

"Screw it, I'm hungry now. Childhood nostalgia can wait another time"

"Excellent choice, what about you ma'am?"

"Oh me? Yeah I'll just have the aloo fritters and some scrambled eggs. Need to stay on my diet"

"Come on Minerva, you're newly single! No need to stick to that diet!"

"I know, but I'm still training for that half-marathon in a couple months. Really need to stay on track for-"

"Race training means calories. Can't PR if you don't eat!"

"Alright Diana, I'll take your OJ and you can have the milk"

"Wait who ordered the milk, aren't we all lactose intolerant?"

"Never stopped us from getting boba and ice cream whenever we feel like it, has it?"

"This is all the milk we have before next week's shipment comes in a couple hours, on the house"

"If we don't drink this milk, what are you going to do with it?"

"There's a lot you can do with leftover milk, it's an amazing exfoliant"

"Huh, good to know if Varun ever skips a day or two of his morning milk and we need to use it up"

"There's plenty of facial milk to go around, feel free to share!"