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Prank Master Fun Edition

Unlucky delivery man Tom

By anminPublished 10 months ago 3 min read

Chapter One: The unlucky Man who fell from the sky

Delivery man Tom gets hit on the top of his head with pigeon droppings while delivering pizza, and the sound of "Gangnam Style" mixed with cow sounds suddenly rings in his head. "Congratulations on activating the Prankster system! Beginner task: Replace the Mayor's birthday cake with a mustard puff."

He watched in horror as his phone turned into a dancing electronic dog, and 20 boxes of stuffing labeled "Extra Mustard cream" appeared out of nowhere in the delivery box. The city hall icon on the navigation map suddenly morphed into a grinning toilet, and the directions told him to pose as a Filipino pastry chef.

The "Quest Bonus: Access to farting Sound Library (27 languages)" system is supplemented with burping sounds. Tom's tie was suddenly transformed into a living python, holding a chef's hat on his head.

Chapter Two: The disaster of the Mayor's House

As Tom glided into the ballroom with his dining cart, he found the mayor fiddling with his new hair implants for the camera. "This is our Hawaiian mousse." He shudders as he cuts through a puff tower, and the finance minister, fifty meters away, bursts into a hula dance.

In purple smoke, the mayor's wig turns into a talking parrot: "I charged the real estate developer three million!" The television broadcast suddenly broke into the soundtrack of "Tom and Jerry", and the melody of "Chicken Cha-cha" came from the guards' walkie-talkies.

"The victim has an S laugh!" The system's reward "human walking memes" began to automatically edit photos of politicians into SpongeBob Squarepants co-branded photos. When Tom escaped in the chaos, he found rapping mushrooms growing out of his shoes.

Chapter 3: The uncontrolled chain of pranks

The second task pops up: "Make the bronze statue in the subway station do a pole dance in public." The system provides a prop box with disco ball underwear and bell bottoms that spray rainbows. When Tom puts sequins on the statue of Washington, the subway station suddenly turns into a nightclub light show.

"British tourist detected, Cockney dialect pattern activated." The Statue of Liberty replica suddenly shouted Mic in a Beckham accent, and the homeless man's shopping cart began spinning while playing "Swan Lake" automatically. The laughter from the crowd gave Tom a "permanent hip hop haircut", with each strand of his hair performing a different dance step.

The punishment kicks in - Tom's nose turns into a glowing red ball for not getting the burrito on time, and 30 squirrels follow him singing a love song.

Chapter four: International prank crisis

When the ultimate mission pops up, Tom is hiding from angry city Hall employees. "Please prank the President of France with an exploding engagement ring!" The system offers a "romantic disaster pack" with tongue-sticking diamond rings and farting roses.

When the president got down on one knee, the ring suddenly turned into a screaming chicken flying into a crowd of reporters. Pigeons on the Champs-Elysees collectively excreted fluorescent green feces, and a relief on the Arc de Triomphe began to perform Mr. Bean.

"The global laughter value meets the standard, unlock the universal prank rights!" The final reward of the system is the lunar surface graffiti spray can. While Tom is drawing giant smiley faces on NASA monitors, astronauts on the International Space Station find robotic arms growing out of toilets.

Egg chapter

Three months later, Tom, who has become an oil network red, received a system update: "Please disrupt the Antarctic research team with penguins that can tell dirty jokes." He smiled wryly at his street-dancing penguin when he discovered that the trick store had a three-day pass to "shut the system up" - priced at 200 bad jokes.

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