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Please Don’t Read This

Memoirs of just a random guy

By Memoirs of a Random DudePublished 4 years ago 3 min read
Please Don’t Read This
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Please don’t read this. Probably some click bait huh. Yeah I’m one of those who probably got baited. That’s what you might be thinking. But really. Don’t read this.

For your information, this is the first blog that I’m posting in Vocal. You see, I found this on an advertising on Facebook. In an advertising on Facebook? Oh my god where are my preposition skills? I do hope I got my spelling right. Look at what a lousy writer this dude is.

So as I saw the ad on Facebook, I was like huh. I think I wanted to become a writer. But what am I going to write? You probably figured it out. My life story.

I’ll probably writing of the time when I was a looser in high school. About how annoying my teacher is. I’ll probably write of how desperate I was to find a meaning in life that I felt like I have to volunteer in my church so my life can have importance. I’m about to embarass myself on public. So please don’t read this. And yes, I’m probably click baiting you.

We all had those times when we felt like a looser in high school. There might be some people reading this right now who’s still in high school and can probably relate to my story. It’s a story about me who never had friends. A story about me who got called gay. Also a story about me who wished he had a girlfriend and never had one. Or did he?

And why would people think I was gay? Because I was an idiot about my humor when I was in high school, and this made people question something about me. You see, I used to do gay jokes when I was in high school. I would do things that will make people think I was funny. Yeah, they did think I was funny, but I was also made fun of in the process.

You see this feminist society with their gay allies right? Well, I got called gay, I used to be a looser, and just as I thought my nightmares were over, I had a new enemy. Feminists! They’re looking at me like I’m some kind of a demon or something. Oh the hypocracy that they call themselves an anti-facist.

I was already in college when I had feminists hating me. People might be thinking why can’t I just avoid them. I can’t I walk on this road, probably a potential feminist. When I walk in the classroom, that lady on my right is probably a feminist because of how cold she was. I may have a few english teacher who might be also a feminist because of her choice of words that she uses. I will explain that in my soon to be blog. If you keep reading. But yeah, don’t read it

I’m not saying I hate my life. I accept my life the way it is right now. When I meditate of course. I later learned from experience that our problems are just an illusion and an energy. Problems and pleasures in life are what’s happening in our mind and how much stress or happy hormones we have.

I believe meditation saved my life because I might never be here if I was never introduced to meditation. I feel like I’m having a brain workout when I meditate and it causes my stress to become less. I was diagnosed with autism, and meditation is one of the things that saved my life.

Not everything about my life was terrible. It used to be really terrible. Yes. But my life somehow improved. It improved because I became a better person. I learned through my mistakes and from the books I was reading. I used to be a drama king, but not anymore.

I still don’t have a girlfriend however. But you know, I used to see that as a bad thing, but thank god I’m still single because I want a lot of time for myself than spend most of it just to take care of a woman’s feelings. Oh, and not to mention, I’m gonna have to be spending more if I got a girlfriend.

I will be writing about what I can remember about the story about my life from when I was a teenager up to the present. Or maybe the future lol.

Satire

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