Plagiarism
I am guilty of my number one unforgiveable sin.
I am a sexy beast because I stole someones fucking story, Laugh out loud I stole everyones work and messed it all up with a funny twist (I hope all get kick out of this microfiction its funny as fucking hell. I am dying with laughter on the inside that is. A coke that is a coke that is perping with everything within me that is, I heard an echo, oh oh. I hate meowmix an asshole tried to feed me meowmix last night, I barfed it up and said woof woof give me blue buffalo fuck meowmix Fuck me running.
About the Creator
Angelina F. Thomas
I am a very beautiful mother of mixed daughters with expensive taste. I hope and pray to my Abba father that my wishful thinking and my ability to dream huge truly pays off. So be it. Amen.
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A Love Letter to Charlie
Dear Charlie, I don’t want to say goodbye to you but after you were flipped on your side by Mardi Gras revelers two weeks ago, the insurance company considers you totaled. Breaks my heart that one stupid prank ended our run. Note: my father-in-law is delighted by the news as he considers you a widow-maker and insists we find a safer vehicle for his future progeny. (Shoot, we’re not ready for kids… just got married a few months ago. Can’t we have a little time before the honeymoon ends?)
By Cathy Schieffelin6 days ago in Fiction
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Mmm, that is madly funny. I did enjoy it
This appeals to my inner tripper so intensely! LOVE IT ❤