One Size Fits All Unisex Rainbow Colored Activity Headdress

Once upon a time there lived a nonbinary human being called One Size Fits All Unisex Rainbow Colored Activity Headdress. Everybody called them Effie, and only their parent 1 of parent 1, being conservative, preferred OSFAURCAH.

One sunny morning Effie's parent 1 prepared some vegan gluten free coconut almond meal fusion baked goods gently stuffed with organic ethically grown soy and pea-based protein, turmeric and ayurvedic herbs. The parent 1 put the baked goods into a basket weaved by tribal endangered artisans out of sustainable unbleached hand-split bamboo and said: "Effie, I hope you won't mind taking this basket of baked goods to your parent 1 of parent 1."

The road to the parent 1 of parent 1's diverse healthy lifestyle silver years co-habitation cooperative went through a lush nature preserve. The path was clearly marked with reclaimed wood signs stating "Help Preserve The Preserve - This Is The Way" but Effie, lost deep in thought, Kik, Lipsi and TikTok on her phone, missed a turn and continued walking on the endangered endemic moss. Eventually Effie came to a clearing in the woods, where the Bodypositive Unjustly Stereotyped Animal was waiting.

- Hello - said the Bodypositive Unjustly Stereotyped Animal to Effie. - I am Bodypositive Unjustly Stereotyped Animal. And who are you?

- Oh, hello, Bodypositive Unjustly Stereotyped Animal, - Effie responded, looking up from the phone screen - I am One Size Fits All Unisex Rainbow Colored Activity Headdress. They/them. Pleased to meet you!.

The Bodypositive Unjustly Stereotyped Animal looked around, looking a bit lost.

- Sounds like a good crowd - it said, - But where are the others?

Effie looked around, too.

- Oh, here are no others, just me, One Size Fits All Unisex Rainbow Colored Activity Headdress. My parent 1 of parent 1 prefers OSFAURCAH.

- OSFA... - started the Unjustly Stereotyped Animal, and decided to stay on safer grounds. - I mean, and where does your grand... I mean, parent 1 of parent 1 live, One Size Fits All Unisex Rainbow Colored Activity Headdress?

- Oh, she lives in a diverse healthy lifestyle silver years co-habitation cooperative, across the preserve. And I am taking to her this artisanal basket of baked goods that my parent 1 made this morning.

- Aha! - The Bodypositive Unjustly Stereotyped Animal cheerfully licked its chops - And what are these goods filled with? Beef? Lamb? Chicken?

- Oh, they are wonderful! - said Effie excitedly, - Vegan coconut almond meal with organic ethically grown soy and pea-based protein, turmeric and ayurvedic herbs. And they are sugar free and low sodium, too. I think. Would you like to try some?

The Bodypositive etc Animal took a small step forward, carefully sniffed Effie's basket and cringed; it then sniffed Effie's knees and cringed even more.

- You know - it said longingly, - I am afraid I am allergic to soy, peas and tumeric. I miss just being a Big Bad Wolf...