Oh, Jeff... Flash Fiction Challenge Entry!!!!
~~Entry #1 for Raymond G. Taylor's Flash Fiction Challenge~~
"Oh, Jeff... I love you, too... but... I love me more! I'm tired of interacting with a part-time partner who moonlights as an emaciated apparition when his weak constitution urges him to."
"Didn't you just hear me say that I love you, Tiffa? Doesn't that mean anything to you?"
"No sir, it does not! Tell it to the wind after I'm gone, Mister-I'm-weak-minded-so-I-ghost-good-women!"
"And furthermore, if you had taken the time to get to know me better, you would have known that I was never a fan of Casper or his selfish, ghosting-prone disciples anyway."
"We can't work this out, Tiffa?"
"Nope. No spinning the block over here, partner! Do what you do best, Jeff, and go ghost. I am no longer upset with you. I have no one to blame for this outcome but myself. I should have listened to my gut. You showed me who you were when I first read the term "Serial Dater" under the relationship tab on your online profile!"
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Tiffany Gordon
I am a super-spiritual, fun-loving artist, writer, & peer-counselor residing in the Pacific Northwest. I am also an Institute of Children's Literature alumna who enjoys writing about the triumph of the human spirit.
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Please forgive the clumsy cut and paste. I would like to publish your entry (or entries) to the Oh-Jeff challenge in an upcoming book and of course need your permission to do so. Details are all here: https://shopping-feedback.today/writers/oh-jeff-the-book%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/a%3E Thanks, Ray
That opening paragraph! So clever! You drew me in immediately. Jeff doesnβt deserve poor Tiffa! Hahaha
Cleverly crafted.
Entertaining entry to the challengeβ¦ I loved Casper the Friendly Ghost years ago π€£.
Oh, to be fair, he was straight up about who he was!
Bravo! This was wonderfully done!! Congrats on your Top Story!
A brilliant and original take on the challenge Tiffany and well done for your leaderboard placing.
The serial dater was a dead giveaway away. But screw Jeff Tiffa deserves better. Awesome flash fiction
Congrats on your Top Story!! Great topic!!
Well done, on your leaderboard placement
Heyyyyy Tiffy! Congratulations on your Leaderboard placement! ππππππ
Great contest entry!! Congrats!
Woah! This is such a fun, snappy spin on "Oh, Jeff..."βTiffaβs sass and no-nonsense attitude are top-tier. That Casper reference? Chef's kiss. Jeff never stood a chance! It's a mic-drop moment in breakup form, and Iβm here for it.π
Lol. Some of the burns were hilarious to me π . I could easily picture this going down. Very well written! Jeff better run along now, Casper is waiting!
I do believe this is part of "The Fire Next Time." Jeff had it coming. ...And Tiffa SERVED it-TAHHHHH! Well done Tiff!!!
It is good, that she stands up against him, super done!
Excellent story for the challenge
Nice story Tiff, when itβs time to let go, itβs time πββοΈπββοΈ
Good for her, don't need to put up with shit heads like this
Very creative and powerful.
Well-wrought, Tiffany!
Excellent story! And definitely an unconventional story! PP But how did you overcome the restriction of 600 words?
This was tough and oh so true!!! Good on you, C-Tiffa!!! This one is a WINNER!
That's right, Tiffa. Kick him to the curb.
Standing on business, boy bye! Lol π love the energy in the conversation. Excellent writing.