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Not a morning person

A no-nonsense prison officer is faced with verbal abuse from a prisoner and tackles it his own way

By Raymond G. TaylorPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
Photo: Ministry of Justice

07:45 Radio squawks: “All units, unlock for activities!”

My mate heads off to cell 5-01, as I head for 5-50, working around the landing to meet in the middle.

Reading the list, I unlock 5-50, 5-48, 5-47, with a: “Time for work, lads,” or “Morning gents, education.”

5-38: “Workshops, gents!”

“Fuck off!”

“What?”

“Fuck off and shut the door.”

“Okay, let’s try this again. Morning Mr Bradley, breakfast is served, and your workshop instructor awaits your convenience.”

He laughs. “Okay guv, sorry I swore at you. Good morning and thanks.”

“You’re welcome, Bradley,” I chuckle, turning to the next door.

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Short Story

About the Creator

Raymond G. Taylor

Author living in Kent, England. Writer of short stories and poems in a wide range of genres, forms and styles. A non-fiction writer for 40+ years. Subjects include art, history, science, business, law, and the human condition.

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  • Sandy Gillman3 months ago

    I love the mix of tension and humour in that short exchange with Bradley.

  • Kay Husnick3 months ago

    Thanks for sharing this in the Vocal + Assist group. I wouldn't have seen it otherwise, and I love short stories that rely so heavily on dialogue.

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