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Messin' wit da' bull

Gets you the horns!

By Thavien YliasterPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
Messin' wit da' bull
Photo by Chris Kursikowski on Unsplash

Panting raggedly, Dexter did his best to bar the door.

"Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! He's gonna be here soon." Looking around, he knew the perfect hiding spot. All he had to do now was lay low.

As the barn doors busted open, wooden splinters flew everywhere.

"Come out. Come out, little pig. I can't wait to make you squeal."

Walking around to the bales of hay, he was blinded by headlights and deafened by the roaring of an engine.

"MEET MY LAM BOR GHINE MA' SHINE!"

Three bales of hay shot out the chute. One decorated in crimson red.

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Thavien Yliaster

Thank You for stopping by. Please, make yourself comfortable. I'm a novice poet, fiction writer, and dream journalist.

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  • Mariann Carroll3 years ago

    I don’t know if I will ride on a bull, lol. I still want to live 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣😂

  • Cathy holmes3 years ago

    Oops. Get outta the way of the bull.

  • Heather Hubler3 years ago

    Ah, I love your sense of detail and knowing obscure shit. This was great!

  • Gina C.3 years ago

    LOL! Does Lamborghini (I almost couldn't spell it even though I'm Italian 🤣) really make these things? 😅

  • Dana Crandell3 years ago

    Oh, them horns're gonna' hurt! Great story!

  • Donna Renee3 years ago

    🤣🤣👏👏 And what?? I had no idea they made tractors!

  • Hahahahaha this was hilarious!

  • This was Awesome Thavien!!

  • Dana Stewart3 years ago

    Great micro, and the title is slamming good!

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