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Meeting the In-Laws

Anecdotal Autofiction #1

By Conor DarrallPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
Meeting the In-Laws
Photo by Alexander Krivitskiy on Unsplash

"Honey, you're late."

"Mix-up at the massage parlour."

Meeting the in-laws. Kill me. I stumbled home in a daze through Little Russia, and only remembered my promise to buy wine at the last minute: a bottle from Georgia with STALIN on the label.

I am dizzy as I shake hands and make inane, awkward, small-talk. My back is still killing me. I drink most of the Stalin and act charming.

The dinner sits weirdly in my stomach.

Later, a quiet moment. Her parents are snooping about.

"Honey, that massage place?"

"Yeah? How was it?"

"It's...not a massage place."

More wine.

Humor

About the Creator

Conor Darrall

Short stories, poetry and some burble . Irish traditional musician, medieval swords guy, draoi and strange egg. Bipolar/ADD/CPTSD/Brain Damage. Currently querying my novel 'The Forgotten 47' - @conordarrall / www.conordarrall.com

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  • Dana Crandell3 years ago

    😬

  • Gal Mux3 years ago

    Oh ... Goodness

  • Donna Renee3 years ago

    oh noooooo 😲

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