Lube and Samurai

Once upon a time, there was a country called Karama. The king of this country was very fond of horse racing (more beautiful than the horse) and "warrior beauty contest", his ministers are not only proficient in military arts, but also all are skilled horse trainers, beauty experts, including a minister named Kara, he is a new arrival, so he does not know how to train horses, nor beauty. He went to a lot of trouble to catch a wild horse that was too ugly to look at anymore. And the warrior, not even a shadow.

People were laughing at him: "Ah-ha, Kara, other ministers have BMWs that travel a thousand miles a day, but you, a paltry 'little cannon fodder', maybe the barracks don't want such a lousy horse! And you wouldn't be pretty even with a warrior!" And the poor horse got arthritis because he liked to play in the water and had to bathe when he got home. Carla couldn't stand it anymore, so she had to let the horse go.

Suddenly, Carla had an idea: Yes, why don't I build some iron horses? Not only will the horse never get sick, but as long as the workmanship is exquisite, it may also break the Guinness Book of World Records and get the title of the world's most beautiful horse, and I can also get the reputation of the world's first horse trainer, killing two birds with one stone, how good!

So, he immediately found someone to make a gold horse with gold, onyx and precious stones. And people also added a mighty warrior on it, with a mighty wind and a sword in his hand. People praised: Wow, it's so beautiful, such a beautiful warrior and horse, it won't take much to break the world record!

The king was also very excited, and Kara became a minister above all others. Kara was even more pleased with himself, he loved the statue, was proficient in the art of war and was a politician, but now, he was devoted to the statue, desperately scrounging the common people, also uneducated, and abused his subjects all day long.

The king is also a person with eyes, he also raided the people all day long, and ordered his men to rob, and suddenly, the country, which was very powerful, was in chaos, and the people were screaming, and foreign countries were also very powerful, and came to attack the country one after another. Other officials are red-eyed, have followed suit, in the blink of an eye, the beauty contest field of warriors, horses are replaced with statues. Suddenly, the young prince coming on a bicycle, the attendants behind with lubricants shouted: "Prince! Prince! Your bike will explode if you don't add lubricant!" But the little prince did not listen to his advice, and still sped on as he pleased. Suddenly, the valet took a tumble, and with an "oops" sound, the lubricant flew out and spilled on the row of magnificent statues, which became alive before the king and the others could roar. These warriors shouted: "Hmph, you bunch of dim-witted kings, for the sake of comparing beauty, scouring the people, unlearned, really angry!"

At this time, a golden magician appeared and shouted: "Turn these bad guys into nothing!" "Suddenly", a big wind blew, and the king and others flew away without a trace. The warriors said to the squire: "Can you be our assistant?" The squire was so frightened that his face was ashen, he had always been loyal to the country, but these samurai were too powerful, and in order to live, he had to tremble and say: "Yes ...... Yes ...... Yes! ......" These samurai said, "You don't have to be afraid, we are good people and will not betray our country, watch us repel the invading army!" And one samurai added: "We are gold, if we don't add lubricant every ten days, we will go back to our original state, please add lubricant to us once a day! Besides, we have turned the king's gang of bad guys into a prison, so if you agree, we can go see them now." "Okay." In a short while, they arrived at the prison, and the squire asked them quietly, "Do you want to reform yourselves? I can save you!" The king said in a rush, "Yes! Yes! Get us out of this damned prison!"

Then the squire said to the samurai, "Can you repel them all at once?" The samurai said, "How easy is that, well, if we can't defeat the damned invading army, you don't cheer us on!" The squire said, "OK." The next day, the squire wrote to the invading army, "You will use a sump pump to pump the oil out of those samurai tomorrow, okay?" The enemy army, knowing their opponent's weakness, jumped for joy and nodded their necks as if they had fallen off the pillow: "Yes! Yes!"

The next day, the samurai turned back into statues, and at the same time repelled the enemy army. The squire released the king. The king thought, "I can't be negligent this time!" He and his courtiers ruled the country with single-mindedness, and soon the country became even stronger.