Long Distance Relationships
For Raymond G Taylor’s “Oh Jeff flash fiction challenge”
By Andrew C McDonaldPublished about a year ago • Updated about a year ago • 1 min read

”Oh Jeff… I love you too… but … You just wouldn’t fit into my neighborhood. Besides, the family visit trips would really be a killer.”
“Oh really? Where exactly is your ‘neighborhood’ Alice?”
“It’s called Hurshintria.”
“Where the hell is that? Somewhere in Europe?”
“No. Somewhere in the Andromeda galaxy.”
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About the Creator
Andrew C McDonald
Andrew McDonald was a 911 dispatcher for 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.
https://www.amazon.com/Killing-Keys-Andrew-C-McDonald-ebook/dp/B07VM843XL?ref_=ast_author_dp


Comments (13)
Delightful! Reminds me of Ted Mulry Gang’s song “Jump in my Car”, decades ago!
Game. Change. Er!!! Not a chance Jeff.
Haha. Very clever and creative.
Ha ha made me smile not least because my daughter was just saying she wouldn’t be interested in a long distance relationship
A witty, imaginative exchange blending humor and sci-fi.
Somewhere far, far away is a good place to ditch Jeff.
Okay now I gotta know how Jeff even got in contact with her hahahahahhaa
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This is so beautifully crafted nice one ✨
😂😂😂 Nice one, Andrew!!!
I like it
lol, I like that thinking ...waaaaay outta the box
Nicely done! :)))