"It's bad for you!"
Another dark Russian humor Drabble
A stoner is smoking weed in a cemetery at night. A dead man rises from a grave behind, thinking, "I'll scare him." Comes up to the stoner, "Let me have a puff!"
The guy hands him his joint, unfazed.
The dead man inhales and returns the joint. Thinking, "He wasn't scared," he rips off his skin, tears out an eye, and says, "I want more!"
"Here you go."
The dead man steps back, puzzled, "How do I scare him?", then rips off his limbs, crawls back and growls, "Gimme another one!"
The stoner: "No!"
"Why not???"
"Bad for you, obviously."
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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Comments (8)
Ha ha love it
Eheheh! This is funny, nicely done 👍.
I love this series of "dark humor" that you're doing. They are so simple, but really great at the same time!
Hahahahahahahahaha like duhhhh, how did he not know that? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL!
Haha good one!
Ah the simple things is life ...or death. Lol this was cute
Haha! Thanks for the much needed laugh.