Immortality Pill Failure
A Drabble to keep my unofficial challenge going
Putin woke up after the injection, looked in the mirror, and dialed a number in panic, "Masha, I don't think this immortality pill works the way it's supposed to! Are you sure about the dosage?"
"Of course I am, daddy! I've read the instructions a million times! What's wrong, why are you panicking?"
"My face looks like a butt, Masha!"
"But we've been through this so many times, daddy! It's just a little swelling, it'll go away and you'll look fresh again!"
"I'm gonna call Elon anyway, to make sure."
"As you wish, daddy! Don't show him your face, though!"
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100 words exactly make it a Drabble.
If you enjoyed this short story and want to try your hand at writing a Drabble, my unofficial challenge is still open till January 15:
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Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
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This index is just for my subscribers. I finished and published this long story or short novella of 6,000 words recently. I tried to link all previous parts of the story in the next one, so if you went along you shouldn't have been lost. This index is just put everything in one place.
By Lana V LynxExclusive • 3 months ago
The Face on its back.
The waves crashed against the boat, rocking it, he hadnt set down the anchor before he had passed out drunk the night before. As he slowly came to his senses he realised he was near an island, he wracked his brain trying to think where he was. It mustve been somewhere in indonesia. His head ached, hed hit the booze a little hard the night before, he ran his little sailboat himself, it had a motor clamped to the back for emergencies but hed never really used it.
By Elliot Davison7 days ago in Fiction
Comments (6)
Can you really tell the difference between the two.- lol Priceless Lana - Love your drawings.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT PICTURE, I CANNOTTTTTT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good one, Lana! You always have a way with words. The illustrations really bring the whole thing alive. So I guess Vladimir and Elon are friends now and it looks like Donald is no longer in the circle.
Ha ha ha, this is just so wicked, it really made me chuckle. Loved the illustration too.
This is really funny. His face does look like a butt hahaha
That was funny both the drawings and the words