Putin stood through the Christmas service at the St.George Church, swaying from one foot to another, thinking Masha should do something to that damn knee pain.
After the service ended, his security ushered the families of his special military operation participants out, for him to have quiet time alone with God.
Suddenly, a divine portal opened and Archangel Michael appeared. “Time for you to end this journey!” he boomed, showing the way down.
Putin looked at the red-hot burning pit beneath his feet.
“But I’m immortal!” he protested.
“Claim that from Lucifer!” Michael said, hovering, “You’ll be immortal in Hell!”
100 words exactly makes it a Drabble.
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Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
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Comments (5)
He probably wants to be immortal because he knows what's coming for him. I can't believe he would dare to step into a church. Happy to imagine Archangel Michael involved.
Poor Putin! And all he wanted to do was Reclaim Russia from neo-Nazi Europe and ensure total Russification throughout Russian and any neighbouring states deemed Russificaworthy. Great Drabble Lana
Another great drabble. Take that Putin, an archangel put you in hell this time.! Nicely Done Lana.
Another great take on the concept
Hahahahahahahaha take that Putin!