If Only My Ears Had A Switch

My neighbors haven't stopped arguing for a week. I hear them every day.

"You dumbass!" the husband shouts.

"If Im dumb, so are you!" the wife throws back.

"You broke it again!" the husband shouts.

"I tried telling you, it was the kids!" the wife shouts back

They argue over everything; who is doing the cleaning, who is taking the dog out, what's on tv...

I pull the pillow over my ears.

It doesn't work.

I bang on a wall.

They ignore me!

If only my ears had a switch, so I don't have to listen to them arguing everyday!.