Happiness Strategy

"Host, do you really want to do this?"

"Stop talking nonsense and help me see if he has come."

Don't TV dramas often play the magic horse meeting love at the corner? According to the tracking of the system in recent days, Donggu will definitely pass this corner today. She can take this opportunity to let the two people bump into each other accidentally at this corner. It is better to let Donggu fall on the ground, and then have an unexpected kiss. So she uses the excuse that the first kiss is hidden as an excuse to let the other party be responsible, and successfully ascends the position of girlfriend.

"That host, I want to say that this plan is not very reliable!"

"What do you know? I have been planning for several days, but how can it be unreliable? Isn't it true that TV plays are all played in this way? The men and women have a red-faced and heartbreaking love because of an unexpected kiss, and I just follow the script."

"But..."

"Don't be such a jerk. Let's see where the mushrooms are."

"The host is 20 meters... 15 meters... 10 meters... 5 meters... 10 meters... 15 meters from the target mission..."

"What the hell, why is it getting farther and farther? Can you count?"

"The mushroom turned back in the middle of the walk. It seemed that something was wrong."

"What about my plan?"

"As the saying goes, the plan can't keep up with the change. I said it's not reliable. Do you believe it?"

No, I have to get him today. "Donggu, stop for me." Shan Yan summoned the courage to stop the people not far away and quickly ran away to the target task. (Please fill in the picture of 100000 grass mud horses galloping by)

"Host, don't be impulsive..."

"Bang"

Sleeping slot, it hurts my sister. Who can tell her why the boy who looks so weak can't push him down at all, and why the chest of the goods is hard like stone? TV dramas are deceptive indeed. How can accidental kisses happen casually, even intentionally? What excuse should she use to get close to him?

"Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to."

Are you stupid? It was she who bumped into it. With a flash of light, he stretched out his hand and held the other side's waist tightly. Since he is so timid, how can he justify himself without making good use of it? "Since you have contaminated my innocence by holding me, you should be responsible for me."

Mushroom head "......"

System gentleman "..."

"Why don't you talk? Do you want to pay back?"

"That?" Donggu licked her dry lips because of nervousness. "It seems that you held me."

"Oh, really? Then I can be responsible for you." Anyway, one party should be responsible for it, so that the plan can succeed. Of course, she won't say it silly.

She waved her sleeve and said that it was all right as long as she reached the goal.

At this time, the heart of Donggu is almost collapsed. It must be that she didn't see the calendar before she met such a snake spirit disease.

"I'll beat you if you dare not be responsible," said Shan Yan with gnashing teeth. He is determined to die if he does not achieve his goal.

Donggu swallows her saliva, and if she wants to refuse, after seeing Shan Yan's eyes and swallowing the saliva, she stammers, "I... I will take... responsibility." Her shoulder suddenly weighs a lot, and his responsibility seems to be very important!

"Well, good boy."

Shan Yan was very satisfied. He released the hand that had been holding someone else's waist. Hmm, it felt pretty good. Next time, I need to find some excuse to hold more times.

"I bought a watch last year. What about your integrity?" As a 2000 year old system, I have never seen such a woman. He seems to have found something wonderful.

"The ground has been broken long ago." People have no face and are invincible in the world. To shoot at the flowers of the motherland is to brush her lower limit!

"Do your parents know that you are so?"

“......”

I am the dividing line

"Do I look good?"

How long have they been dating? Two weeks. What have they done these two weeks? Well, let her think about it. From the first day of the relationship, Donggu was hiding from her. At last, she turned on the positioning mode through the golden finger opened by the system. No matter where he was, she could know that in the game of hiding from me and running away from me for a week, the single word beautiful won. Donggu knew that she could not hide from her, so she had to give up.

So Shan Yan began to fight with each other. She would go wherever the mushroom went. She would never miss any chance to get a good impression. Even people who went to the WC would guard at the door like bodyguards. The flowers of the motherland were frightened, and she shouted that Fahai would come to collect the monster. Who is Shan Yan? The villain who has no face and no limit is also a small case who accompanies the toilet god horse. What can you ignorant children do with me?

Do you think the mushroom has not refused? Shiitake really didn't refuse because he was afraid! Sobbing (Two broad tears flow quietly from the cheeks)

In other words, Shiitake really likes reading books. She spent most of her time in the library these days. How could she find those boring philosophy books easier to brush Shiitake than her.

"Do I look good?" Finally, she couldn't stand it. Books and books are all books. The mushroom is a nerd, and the beauty doesn't know how to enjoy it.

"Ah?" Donggu hasn't responded from the book yet. Her eyes are blurred and she looks at Shan Yan sitting opposite. "Does the book look good or do I look good?"

"This..." The mushroom sweated coldly. How should he answer? Is it to tell the truth or "The book is good." He is an honest child, but he will regret it the next second.

"A nerd, a dead mushroom, a big fool..." Shan Yan was very angry, and the consequences were very serious.

Shan Yan suddenly stood up, picked up his schoolbag and walked to the door. She was a fool to spend time with him here.

"Host, you are impulsive again. The task progress is only 20% complete. You can't give up."

"Who knows that nerd likes so hard to brush, and knows how to read all day. It's really a big fool." To tell the truth, this mushroom hit her, and all the beautiful and romantic dates in her mind have turned into bubble libraries. The two people have not even touched each other, not to mention kissing and hugging, and they have not even touched each other. There is no ambiguity between them, just like strangers.

"Don't be capricious about the host. If the task object is selected, it cannot be replaced. You still have to continue the task. You know the consequences after the time limit."

"What should I do? I can't always accompany him to the library!"

"Let me think about it."

Not long ago, Shan Yan came up with a book called "The Book of Chasing Men".

"The classic of chasing men? Can you do it, systemic gentleman? Where did you get it?"

"The most important thing to say in this system is books. No matter what kind of books you need, I can get them, which is comparable to an international library."

"Second Olympics, so Diao. So you are still useful."

“......”

I am the dividing line

After eating and taking a bath, Shan Yan sat cross-legged on the bed, looked at the book in front of him solemnly, sighed deeply, and then slowly opened it.

The first item of the book of men's pursuit is to appear in front of him all the time and let him get used to your existence.

Well, that's what she did, but it doesn't seem to work. Keep reading.

The second article of the classic of chasing a man is to stay aloof. When he is used to your existence, you should alienate him for a while and let him know the importance of your existence.

Good idea. She will alienate the mushroom from tomorrow. Humph!

The third article of the book of chasing men is jealousy. Let him know that you are not a must. You have a market.

Well, this is a bit difficult. She doesn't have a man chasing her. Do you want to spend money to find someone to play?

The fourth article of the classic of chasing men is "love cooking". Catching a man's stomach is equivalent to grasping his heart.

......

She looked carefully page by page, but when she saw the last page of the book, she and her friends were shocked.

"Systemic gentleman, tell me why the cultivation condition here is' to practice this skill, you must go to the palace ', and the publication date of this book is actually 2001. It's more than ten years ago. You can't take it out."

"Host, please calm down. The cultivation conditions are for men. If you are a girl, you don't need to care about these details! Although the book is old, it is useful, and there is no need to panic."

Second Olympics, she seems to have found something wonderful. The system is not corrupt!

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I am the dividing line

When the early autumn of S city came, the sun was no longer dazzling. Under the French wutong beside the school road, there were two teenagers, one cold and the other lovely. They were very eye-catching.

"North cousin, do you believe in love?"

Simon peeled an orange-flavored lollipop, and instead of putting it into his mouth, he looked at the mottled sunlight. The beautiful orange color was like the twinkling stars in the sky.

Is love so powerful? Why can Dongfang compete with Nangong for an ordinary Luo Xiaocao? They are so good friends. When they grow up together, Nangong will be humble to Dongfang no matter what, but they are stubborn for that Luo Xiaocao. Is that Luo Xiaocao really so charming?

Beitangfeng watched him turn the candy bar in his hand, but didn't answer. In fact, he doesn't know whether he believes in what people say about love. In his opinion, the entanglement between Dongfang, Nangong and Luo Xiaocao is only small