From Eunch To Emperor

Chapter 1. To be cut off as a eunuch?

"This one's dead?"

"Not dead, still alive."

"Cut or not?"

"Into the clean room where not to cut? Where is your work ethic?"

"Ok, Lao Wu, you can have the chicken. I'm going to drink."

LongChen was lying on a board. The light around him was a little dim. Hearing the sound, he opened his eyelids and found that he was cold underneath.

Crash!

A ladle of hot water poured there, LongChen all over hit a spirit, completely awake.

"Where is this? Who tied my hands and feet?"

LongChen struggled to find his hands and feet were tied by four iron rings.

"Don't struggle. You were sold here. We gave you sixty-two coats of silver.

"My knife is quick and doesn't hurt."

LongChen looked up and saw a burly, but not long beard man, holding a scythe like knife in his hand, came to the front, the knife in his hand will fall.

"The knife maker? Are you a clean room?"

LongChen read ancient history, immediately understand their own situation, here is the pure body room, the palace production eunuch place.

"Oh? Finally get it? Don't be afraid. It is better to be a eunuch in the palace than to starve outside."

With that, the knife-maker began.

Just came through, and your penis's gone? LongChen shouted: "Your uncle, you dare to cut Lao Zi, Lao Zi with you end!"

The knife maker ignored the curses of LongChen and disinfected the knife nimbly.

Hum...

A feeling of vertigo came, a wave of information into the mind, LongChen instantly understood the information of the body.

The owner of this body is also called LongChen, the fifth son of Longye, the grand general of Nanliang Town.

Zhenguo Grand general guarded the southern Liang for 200 years, is the backbone of the country, generations for the country's border guard, ancestral generations for the country's battle field.

However, in the generation of Longye, Jinling, capital of the southern Liang, suddenly uttered a prophecy: The dragon rises in the wild, and the world is one!

Li Chengdao, the emperor of Southern Liang, thought that this sentence should be attributed to Longye, the grand general of the state of the town, so he conspired with the Western Xia and the barbarians in the north to plant a trap on the White Wolf Mountain.

100 thousand dragon army died, town general Longye died, four sons all died, leaving only five LongChen seriously escaped.

Afterwards, the emperor Li Chengdao framed Longye for colluding with barbarians, and beheaded all the more than 90 members of the Long family, killing all three families.

LongChen fled the battlefield, but was burned by fire, appearance completely changed, martial arts lost, became a waste.

More than a year, LongChen wandering to the East Zhou Dynasty, but was caught by bullies sold into the palace as a eunuch.

Destruction of the family hatred poured into the mind, father and brother died in the battle of the tragic scene in the mind constantly flashed, although LongChen is the soul to wear, but thick hatred will he completely enveloped.

"Dog thief! Lee Seung-do! I will destroy the southern Liang! Slaughter the royal family! Kill! Kill! Kill!"

LongChen violently struggle roar, face blue tendons burst up, eyeball bloodshot, look very scary.

The knife maker was stunned. He watched LongChen carefully. The knife in his hand suddenly fell to the ground and tears flowed from his eyes.

"General, you are General!"

Although the appearance changed, but that feeling is right, knife carpenter immediately recognized the true identity of LongChen.

Fusion memory, LongChen also recognized the identity of the knife carpenter: Longjia army cavalry lieutenant Wu Jian.

"Uncle Wu, why are you here?"

LongChen asked in surprise.

Wu Jian said with grief and indignation, "In the Battle of the White Wolf Mountain, Emperor Dog set an ambush, and we fought to the death in the primary camp. I was shot by an arrow and fell off a cliff. When I woke up, I found everything was gone..."

With tears running down his face, Wu Jian continued, "I tried to look for the dead bodies of the old general and the young general, but I could not find them. Later, I learned that the head of the old general was made into a wine cup by the barbarian khan Yeluhong, and the heads of the four young generals were taken away by Xixia to be used as the temple of Zhaoti. Only the bodies of a few generals were missing."

"I thought about assassinating the Dog Emperor, but I was too weak to survive, and I thought that the general might still be alive."

"God has eyes. I met a few generals today."

Hatred emerged again, LongChen gnashing teeth: "Uncle Wu, you rest assured, one hundred thousand brothers, my family's revenge, I will report!"

Wu Jian immediately untied the iron ring to LongChen, anxiously said: "Little general, here is the imperial palace of East Zhou, you go faster, you are the only blood of the dragon, you can not be a eunuch."

As the only surviving son of the Dragon family, Wu Jian could not castrate Long Chen.

"But Uncle Wu, if you let me go, what will you do?"

"I can help it. It's very common to bleed to death. I'll say you didn't survive the cut and died."

Wu Jian quickly to LongChen put on clothes, and at this time, the door of a person walked in, is an old eunuch, followed by a small eunuch.

The old eunuch was Wei Xian, the chief steward of the clean house of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.

"Oh, Lao Wu's knife is good. It's alive and kicking right after it's cut."

Steward Wei Xian looked at LongChen, with a groaning smile.

Wu Jian heart remorse, hate himself did not send out the LongChen earlier.

Here is the inner court of the Eastern Zhou Palace, a large number of forbidden master, forced to kill the absolute death.

"The steward is overappreciative. I haven't seen the steward Father Wei yet."

LongChen to Wei Xian arch hand, is not bent over, pretend to be very painful.

"Small saw father-in-law Wei, later also asked Father-in-law Wei more points."

Wei Xian smiled and said: "People look good, cut ah, this skin will be better, is a handsome embryo."

"Send someone to the factory. I think I'm strong enough to carry it. When I'm well enough, I'll see where to send them."

Behind the two small eunuchs with LongChen to another yard of the factory, where the eunuchs cut the place of rest.

The body can recover when the eunuch, if not dead, that is bad life, casually thrown to the grave.

Wu Jian eye looked at LongChen was taken away, but there is no way.

LongChen followed the small eunuch to the factory, which lay a dozen just finished cutting, some OK, some half dead.

LongChen lay down and pretended to be in pain, trying not to speak.

Fifteen days passed, LongChen also pretended to be restored.

A little eunuch came in and said, "Dragon, come with me. Today I will take you to the fourth Princess of the West Palace."

When the eunuch said, the corners of his mouth appeared a sneer, the eunuch in the room also looked at LongChen with pity eyes.

LongChen heart alert, feel some bad, can it be said that the fourth princess is a tigress?

"Father, what kind of person is the fourth princess?"

LongChen asked in a low voice.

The little eunuch said coldly: "The princess is of course good, is some bad temper, not happy to kill, like to kill eunuch."

PSST...

LongChen asked in a low voice, "Did you kill much?"

The eunuch laughed and said, "Not much. I only killed five this month."

LongChen nodded and said, "Five a month is not much."

They kill a lot, so they don't feel anything.

The eunuch looked at LongChen in surprise and said: "You are very bold ah, the first few ah today?"

LongChen smiled and said, "What dare you, the second day of today..."

Oh my God!

Five in a day?

Chapter 2. At the beginning of the fourth princess

East Zhou was in the north of the Southern Liang, east of the sea, the female emperor in charge of the kingdom.

The female emperor had four daughters, divided into east, west, north and south four palaces.

The Western Palace is the palace of the four princesses, Emperor Losei.

LongChen followed the eunuch into the west palace, here the palace luxury, everywhere flowers and trees, a light fragrance of women emerge.

The characteristics of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty were that women were in charge, while men's status was low. The harem was almost all women, and the eunuchs were mainly employed in the palace to do menial work.

Beautiful women everywhere, sweet soft laughter, light rouge smell.

The first time LongChen came to this kind of place!

Small eunuch found the strange LongChen, whispered reprimands: "dragon son, don't think of those useless, you have become a eunuch, what to think!"

"When you get here, remember that you must never look up at the four princesses. All eunuchs who dare to look up at the four princesses are dead. Remember that!"

LongChen scared the neck shrink, quickly learn to watch his toes small eunuch.

"Cinnamon, why is there only one eunuch? We're still four short!"

Face a plump lady, this woman is the west palace palace Zhengsu Yourong.

Small eunuch respectfully smiled: "Aunt, most of the eunuchs have just come, have not recovered, this is good, sent to you."

Su Yourong glanced at LongChen and said, "Raise your head!"

LongChen looked up, inadvertently took a look at Su Yourong, age 30 or so, round face, looks general, but the figure is very good.

"What's it called?"

"Little Dragon Son."

"Remember, in the West Palace, you have to lower your head to do things. This is the last time you look up. In the future, look at your toes.

"Remember my aunt."

"The princess is taking a bath. Go to the kitchen and get some hot water."

'Yes!

LongChen heart a burst of excitement, this is just into the palace, there is such a good thing.

According to memory, the female emperor and four princesses of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty were all magnificent.

But strangely, it is said that the female emperors of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty never married, but could bear children, which is a kind of bloodline inheritance.

Similarly, the four princesses are beautiful, but they are not enrolled in the hospital.

To the kitchen, the maid burned two buckets of hot water, let LongChen mention the bathroom.

Although LongChen martial arts lost, somehow is the general born, strength is still in, carrying two buckets of water to the bathroom.

It was already the middle of winter, the snow outside, the bathroom was burning charcoal, water vapor, the temperature was actually more than 30 degrees.

In the middle of the bath was a large bath, into which the eunuch maids were pouring water, petals scattered on the water.

A tall, buxom woman in a pale pink dress was sitting nearby with a volume in her hand.

LongChen heart a disappointment, also thought the princess in the bath, originally in the book...

"Princess, your figure is so good that the maidservants are greedy."

A handmaid of perfect figure reached out and was squeezing his shoulders.

"Xuan Yi, fortunately you are a woman, if you are a eunuch, dare to say so, would have cut you off."

Another charming maid scooped up a ladle of water to test the temperature.

These are two of the lady maids of the emperor: Xuan Yi and Blue Moon.

"Any eunuch who dares to say so will have his eyes gouged out if he even looks at him."

LongChen carrying a bucket of water, gently walked to the side of the bath, the hot water gently into the pool...

As he sat reading beside him, he could see through the thin clothes a beautiful figure...

"Eh? Don't you dare peep at the princess! Take it!"

Suddenly, he turned and shouted at LongChen.

LongChen heart a day, the woman's intuition is too terrible, this can be found?

Hyun and green month immediately appeared in LongChen side, will be LongChen on the spot.

"How dare you look at the princess!"

"Say, cut off your eyes or cut off your head!"

The two maids of honor actually martial arts, dead hold down LongChen.

LongChen had indeed stolen a glance at Delorsei, but he could have sworn that was all.

Didn't realize that this Delorsei was so alert, that he could see it?

And most importantly, if he did, what would he do if he read a book with his clothes on?

If it's a crime for LongChen to peek while he's bathing, the problem is that he's reading a book!

Depend! That's a crime too!

"I'm not, I'm not peeping at the princess, I'm reading a book."

LongChen killed also do not admit the fact of peeping at the princess, he is now lost, if admitted, only death.

Even if you don't die, gouging out your eyes is a cripple... How about a blind swordsman?

With all the beautiful women in the palace, to be a blind swordsman?

We have to save our lives. We have to save our eyes.

"Reading? You little eunuch, can you read?"

The fourth princess, Diloxi, slowly got up and came over. He looked at LongChen coldly.

He's a warrior, and he's got a murderous streak!

LongChen hurriedly said: "The small is a scholarly family, the family suffered only reduced to eunuch."

Delorsei approached him and sneered. "A scholarly family? Tell me, what about that book?"

His eyes were cold, his voice even colder. She was ready to kill, and LongChen could feel it.

"Nonsense! The man doesn't understand poetry!"

LongChen tone firmly, he must say absolutely, so that the Jedi survival.

"Oh? Do you know whose poetics this is? This is the work of Yu Shinan, master of poetry and literature of the Southern Liang Dynasty. All the literati in the world wrote poems according to his poetic theory. How dare you say nonsense!"

He held his delicate fingers to LongChen's chin and raised his head slowly.

LongChen slowly looked up... Looking at the princess, LongChen could not help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

There was murder in his eyes. She thought LongChen was playing with her, and it was clearly wrong!

"He said that poetry and prose should be beautiful and beautiful, which is a trick of children. The so-called: poetry speaks ambition, song speaks forever, mind for ambition, speech for poetry."

"Poetry lies in the artistic conception, rather than piling up words, this what Yu Shinan nonsense."

As a traveler, LongChen could not remember who Yu Shinan was. The original master of his body was a general. He only knew how to fight and did not care about poetry.

But Long Chen had read Liu Xie's "Carving a Dragon with the Heart of Literature", which contained an exposition on how to write poetry.

LongChen's arm was hyun and green month two maids hold, like a prisoner can not move!

Tyronsei was stunned by LongChen's words.

"Poetry speaks, song speaks, heart for ambition, speech for poetry."

Deloxi carefully tasted this passage, and it was indeed better than Yu Shinan's poetic theory.

"Then write a poem, and if you do it well, the Princess will spare your life."

Doubting what LongChen had heard, he wanted to see if he could write poetry.

LongChen turned his head to see a tree plum blossom in the snow outside the window, opening to chant: "A few branches of plum in the corner, Ling Han alone open; Far away is not snow, for there is a faint fragrance."

Hyun and green month froze at the same time, they twisted LongChen's hand slightly loose.

"Yes," he said, nodding slightly. "It is a good poem. You know how to write it."

LongChen raised his head and said, "Small generations of scholars, of course, can write poems."

Delorsei looked at LongChen with a grim smile. "Yes, take him down and cut out his eyes!"

Oh, my God. And gouging your eyes?

"Didn't you promise to spare me, princess? Why didn't you keep your word?"

"The princess promised to spare your life, did not say not to gouge your eyes, rest assured, their skills are very good."

LongChen wants to vomit blood. What kind of people are in the harem of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty? The technique of gouging eyes is good.

"If you gouge out my eyes, I'll die!"

LongChen felt as if he cared about his poetic prowess, so he took a gamble.

Delorsei looked coldly at LongChen and said faintly, "Take him down, save the dog's eyes."

Two maids came up and locked LongChen in a small dark room.

"Princess, won't you?"

Xuan Yi asked.

"Tomorrow," he said coldly. "It may be needed."

Chapter 3. Daming Palace poems

The West Palace.

LongChen was two beautiful maids into the dark room, the door was closed.

Two maids eyes straight looking at LongChen, like hungry Wolf see food.

"Dragon Son? Fresh cut, right? Quite like a man."

One maid stood watch at the door, the other tried to strike.

LongChen heart is anxious, he did not cut, if they were indecorous, will be exposed.

LongChen secretly scold: grandma, you give Laozi wait, Mo bully eunuchs, thirty years Hexi, thirty years Hedong!

One day, I will show my strength!

"Sisters, if you make a fool of me, I'll shout!"

"Hee hee, here is a prison, you cry throat no one will save you!"

"Then I will hit my head to death. I am dead, and the princess will pay for you!"

'Duh! No fun!"

Two maids of honor out of the dark room, drop a word: "Depending on your luck, if you do not need tomorrow, you will wait for death, dare to peep at the princess!"

Bang!

The door slammed shut.

Sitting in a dark room, LongChen bored, hungry and hungry, today has not eaten.

LongChen carefully check the small black house, only a small window, the wall is very thick, simply can not go out.

"In such a dark room, is there a secret of martial arts left by a noble man?"

"This kind of thinking is too old, too many novels."

The floor was so cold, the dragon Chen huddled in a corner, and the Windows were so small that only a faint light came in.

"This is... Oh my God, is it true?"

There is really a section of the text in the corner, LongChen immediately lay on the ground to look carefully.

It turned out that there was an elder with a gall bag day with a skill to hide the male body, want to blend in the palace cool crooked, the result is not fine art was found.

Before he died, he was locked up here and created another hidden skill: the Dafa of repairing Yin!

"God help me, I just need this!"

LongChen is not that kind of lecherous generation, into the harem is not for those shameful things, he wants revenge, to become the world's strongest!

Crossing into this world, the memory of the revenge of the original owner lingers in my mind, becoming an obsession.

Li Chengdao, Southern Liang, Western Xia, Barbarians... All must die!

But first of all, you must hide your identity, can't be discovered, otherwise with the current repair, will die!

LongChen to repair Yin Dafa practice, the body of Yang slowly gathered, and slowly spread out, this feeling is very strange.

He could even feel the signs of repair in a body that had lost its muscles.

The elder must have been a genius, but he was too lustful and lost his life.

Time a little past, LongChen immersed in a wonderful feeling.

Clang dang!

The door of the small black room was opened, and two beautiful figures of the maid came in. Two people mentioned LongChen to go out.

"What are you doing, little sisters?"

LongChen woke up from the state of practice, he felt his second brother has hidden, this is really strong.

Not only that, but the body, which had lost its muscles, also recovered a lot.

"Dragon, your only chance of survival is here. You're lucky."

"I don't think it's a long shot, because he..."

These two ladies two eyes staring at LongChen, as if LongChen interesting.

"What are the little sisters called?"

"Don't ask. Wait till you get past this."

"Just, if we're not dead, maybe we can get to know each other again."

The two maidens bantered freely.

LongChen heart a cold, this in the end is beautiful maid, or eat people do not spit the bones of the goblin?

Followed by two court ladies, they soon arrived in front of a lofty palace. The women were armored and armed with swords.

This was Daming Palace, the main hall of the imperial city of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, where female emperors went to court and received foreign envoys.

"Who is here today? South beam? Western Xia?"

LongChen asked the maid next to him. The maid did not answer, but quietly led LongChen into Daming Palace through a side door, and then sat down behind the fourth princess, Diloxi.

Sit in the seat, LongChen finally have time to carefully look at the surrounding environment.

In Daming Palace, a woman dressed in a phoenix robe sits on a phoenix chair. This is the female emperor Di Shi Tian of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.

Emperor Shi Tian is said to be in her late 40s this year, but she looks as young as she is in her 20s. She has a domineered female emperor's manner and holds down the audience.

On either side of the middle aisle sat the ministers of the two countries.

To the east was the host, East Zhou. The minister of East Zhou and the four princesses sat in turn.

In the west was the delegation of the Southern Liang. The ambassador was Yu Shinan, a great scholar of letters, surrounded by the four imperial sons of the Southern Liang.

See these four people, the body of the original owner of the hatred continues to emerge, LongChen heart is full of kill.

Green month and Xuan according to two personal maids sitting behind the four princess Deluoxi, see LongChen came in, green month whispered the things after said again.

The Southern Liang delegation was on a mission to East Zhou, and they were fighting poetry and prose in Daming Palace. The East Zhou side was in a disadvantageous position, so Diloxi brought LongChen to help.

"If you win, you won't die. If you lose, you'll be born again."

Long Chen took a look at the opposite side. The first member of the delegation of Southern Liang was the crown Prince Li Chengtong, followed by the other three imperial sons: Li Jiye, Li Yuanying, Li Wenji, and the last one was the great scholar Yu Shinan.

See the enemy's son, LongChen eyeball bloodshot, fists clenched, very eager to kill them on the spot four.

He glanced back at LongChen, sensing a sense of murder behind him.

LongChen immediately suppress the heart of the kill.

"Female Emperor, if you can't match this poem in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, the fishing city will belong to our southern Liang."

Prince Lee Chengtong smiled arrogantly.

Qing Yue explained in a low voice that the Southern Liang envoys proposed to fight poems this time. If the Southern Liang lost, they would give the city of Linjiang to the East Zhou. If Eastern Zhou loses, they take the fishing city.

The female emperor turned to look at the second princess Emperor star night, the princess is famous for her literary talent, the main force of the poem is her.

Emperor Star night long elegant, there is a gentle temperament, wearing a white robe, as if the fairy descended to earth.

In the evening, the Emperor's face was difficult to see, which was obviously not suitable for Yu Shinan's poems.

"What poem did he write?"

LongChen asked green Moon in a low voice.

"A poem about snow."

"Show me."

The green moon took over the transcription of Delorsei, LongChen read it, it was good, but it was just good.

"All right?

"He whispered, turning his head slightly.

LongChen smiled and said, "Princess, don't worry, this kind of trash poetry is also worthy of being embarrassed."

That said, LongChen strove to write, write a poem of snow.

The Green moon took it and presented it to the Lord.

His face changed slightly. He turned to give LongChen a deep look. "Wait," he said. "I wrote a poem about snow."

All people's eyes fall on the body of the emperor, two princess star night some surprised, because the four princess of the emperor is famous for martial arts, for poetry is not familiar with.

The Southern Liang envoys were playful, and they knew exactly what the four princesses of Eastern Zhou were good at.

Prince Li Chengtong chuckled: "Only heard that the four princess fighting to kill the art of the world, did not expect to be able to make poetry?"

Yu Shinan, a great scholar, said with sarcasm, "I thought the fourth princess could not read, but I did not expect to be able to write poetry."

Nanliang envoys burst into laughter.

She looked at him. He seemed sure.

"I can kill you in battle, and I can crush you in poetry. Listen!"

The great scholar Yu Shinan chuckled and said, "Please sing the fourth princess."

Everyone looked at Delorsei. Was it a miracle or a disgrace?

Chapter 4. Absolutes

Everyone was waiting for a poem from the Emperor, especially the second princess.

"A thousand birds are gone, a thousand paths are gone," intoned Delorsei. A straw-cloaked man in a boat fishing alone."

PSST...

Old Yu Shinan, who had just been mocking, stiffened his face. Prince Li Chengtong was also stunned.

A few words, describe a cold and lonely scene: as if to see the two mountains white in snow, a lonely river, a boat drifting on the river, a man of the world alone on a boat fishing, detached.

"Wonderful!

Yu Shinan, a great scholar, could not help admiring.

There was silence!

After listening to the female emperor, eyes immediately fell on LongChen.

She knew that the young eunuch behind her had written it.

The Empress was surprised that a eunuch had such literary talent.

Two princess Emperor star night also turned to LongChen, she also knew that the four sister Di Roxi did not have such good literary talent.

"If so, may I ask the crown Prince, should you dedicate the city of Linjiang to East Zhou?"

At once, he demanded the city of Linjiang.

East Zhou and South Liang were facing each other across the river. The Fishing City was the stronghold of East Zhou and Linjiang City was the stronghold of South Liang.

Yu Shinan recovered from the shock and immediately said, "No, although this poem is good, it can't completely beat my poem. I can only say that it is a draw."

Prince Li Chengtong also echoed the way: "Yes, the poem of the fourth princess and the poem Bozhong of adult Yu, difficult to distinguish between."

This clearly is a rogue, but no first, no second, the southern Liang to play on, they have no way.

"Well, then, is it too close to call? Then why did you say you won? It's a smooth tongue."

Two princess Emperor star late took the opportunity to ridicule.

Just now, the Nanliang delegation danced so happily that they said they had won and dared to ask for the fishing city.

Yu Shinan, a great scholar of letters, was proud and said so by Emperor Xing Night.

"Wen Dou to points, the best way is on the pair, we each out of the top, and then on the bottom, this can be points."

Yu Shinan put forward the pair of son, this is the martial arts in the text.

No matter how to make a poem compared, you can not accept, on the son is not the same, you can not come up is to lose.

When the female emperor heard about Duizi, she immediately panicked. She knew Yu Shinan had a nickname, which was called Duihuan Bowel.

No one in the world can confront him.

The civil officials in East Zhou, especially the Emperor Xing, were also in a panic. She was most afraid that Yu would be right.

"What to do?

The Emperor turned to her chambermaid and said, "This chambermaid is her official. She is very talented.

The female official's face was white, and she knew better how poisonous Yu Shinan was to Duizi.

"It is said that Yu Shinan once threw a scholar into the river by vomiting blood against his son on Wangjiang Tower."

"Whispered the Green Moon.

LongChen surprised: "Have so much?"

Qingyue nodded and looked at Yu with fearful eyes.

Yu Shinan and Li Chengtong, the crown prince on the side of the Southern Liang delegation, had discovered the confusion of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, and they were very proud.

The crown prince Li Chengtong smiled coldly and said, "Empress, you seem to have been discouraged. You can give up on the spot to avoid losing face."

Two prince Li Jiye jeered: "Yu once in Wangjiang floor and you East Zhou Qian Jun on the pair, Qian Jun on the spot, throwing up blood into the river."

"There is only a frozen river outside Daming Palace. It is a little difficult to throw yourself into the river. Why don't you hang a white satin on the beam of Daming Palace first?

Li Jiye's words made the East Zhou into a raging rage. Emperor Diloxi turned around and asked LongChen in a low voice, "Is it all right for you?"

LongChen heart secret: nonsense, the woman asked the man can not, certainly, ah, tied chopsticks also want to!

"No problem, hang up the white satin first, I will kill him!"

Then he turned. "You talk too much," he said. "Get it right first.

The female emperor and the Emperor Xingnight looked at LongChen at the same time. They knew that Diluoxi was a half-hearted man and dared to fight with Yu Shinan. It must be the eunuch who helped.

Yu Shinan chuckled and said, "Well, the fourth princess is really a hero among women. She is so confident. Let's start."

"Will you go first or shall I?"

We are the hosts. You are the guests. You come first.

The female emperor frowned, let Yu Shinan first out of the alliance? Oh, that's not good. If the first pair doesn't match, that would be embarrassing.

Yu got up from his seat, held a folding fan in his hand, walked to the middle aisle, stroked his beard slightly, and said: "The general of the kingdom must be dead!"

After listening to the upper link in the evening, the Emperor's brow wrinkled at once. It was a curse word.

This is called the Tibetan tail united, the death of the country will be evildoers, this is to scold the female emperor is the evildoer, and said that the East Zhou to subdue the country, this couplet good vicious.

Emperor Star night after listening to the upper Lian, the heart of the secret: true is the southern Liang take life of the scholar, say the son is cruel enough!

He looked around at LongChen. LongChen had handed him a piece of paper.

"Empress, your turn!"

Yu Shinan said with a cold smile.

The female emperor looked at the emperor star night, the emperor star night slightly shook his head, that is not on.

The Queen looked at Delossei again.

"To be old and not to die is good!"

The clear voice of Delorsei broke the silence.

Hearing this, Yu Shinan frowned and his face was not pretty.

To be old and not die is to be a thief. This lianlian means to scold Yu Shinan as an old thief.

The female emperor's serious face appeared a gleam of joy, and smiled: "Lord Yu, how do you feel?"

Yu also noticed LongChen behind Diloxi. He glanced at LongChen and felt a familiar smell, but he could not remember where he had seen it before.

"Hum! It's a draw. It's your turn."

Yu Shinan looked directly towards LongChen, and Crown Prince Li Chengtong and the other three imperial sons also looked in the direction of Diloxi.

Delorsei knew her backup had been discovered, but she had no problem with LongChen this time, because LongChen had just written the upper scroll.

"One two three four five six seven!

The whole house heard the sound of a voice as clear as a silver bell.

However, after listening, everyone is confused, do not know what it means.

Emperor star night thought to think, do not know what means.

Prince Lee Chengtong also puzzled, do not know what this couplet means.

Only Yu's face turned the color of pig's liver. He understood.

He had no idea what it meant. It was just numbers.

But when he saw Yu's ugly face, he knew that the couplet must be cursing.

Yu Shinan held back for a long time and stared angrily at LongChen, gnashing his teeth and saying: "We are the messengers of the Southern Liang, how dare you scold me!"

He smiled. It was a curse.

The female emperor did not understand, asked: "How is scold you?"

Yu said angrily: "One two three four five six seven, but forget eight, this is to scold me a bastard!"

Poof...

Finally, the dragon Chen called Yu Shinan a bastard.

The East Zhou side was full of laughter, and Yu Shinan's face was even worse.

Prince Li Chengtong felt endless humiliation, great scholar Yu Shinan was angry?

"Lord Yu, come instead of go to the foul, go back!"

Yu Shinan looked puzzled and thought for a long time, but did not know how to skillfully scold back.

"That's all. You win this time. I'll do it this time!"

"Four princess don't be a mouthpiece, the old husband knew that it was the little eunuch in the idea, the old husband with him alone!"

Yu Shinan named LongChen to the opposite.

All eyes are on LongChen.

Chapter 5. Hang It Yourself

Originally only a few people noticed the existence of LongChen, Yu Shinan was angered, named LongChen to the opposite, LongChen instantly became the focus of the diplomatic confrontation.

Diloxi looked back at LongChen, and looked at the female emperor. The female emperor was uncertain. She did not know what the eunuch was like.

Moreover, let a eunuch head, it appears that no one in Eastern Zhou.

"Why? Don't you dare?"

Being called a bastard by LongChen in public, Yu Shinan was extremely angry, and he wanted to take revenge.

LongChen stood up from behind, looked at Yu coldly, and said: "Yes, but hang up the white satin first. Whoever loses will hang himself!"

Yu was furious and said, "Well, don't regret it!"

"Please hang the white satin," LongChen said to Diloxi.

"Will you," he whispered, "don't be brave!"

LongChen chuckled: "I'm a man, of course!"

PSST...

Deluoxi and Xuan according to the green month three people looked at LongChen surprised...

Oh, my God, that slipped out!

A wicked smile crossed his face. "Well, the princess will hang the white satin for you!"

LongChen felt a chill at the back of his head, this particular evil ah, what is called for you to hang white satin?

The moon quickly took a white satin and lifted it in her hands. She hung it on the beam and tied a knot so that she could hang herself properly.

Ready, LongChen strode to the center and stood face to face with Yu.

Yu Shinan held a folding fan in his hand and said in a cold voice, "Look at the door at leisure."

This is an open couplet, taking apart the word "idle".

"Thought between heart Tian."

LongChen on a rip-off.

This is a warm-up. It's a tie.

"You do it!

Yu Shinan pointed disdainfully at LongChen.

"The silkworm is the world worm."

"Hong is a bird by the river."

It was another draw.

Yu Shinan sneered: "But so, still think how much ability, come again!"

"For the river of rice paper for ink, a small eunuch also dare to draw?"

PSST...

The star night and the brow of the emperor, a frown at the same time, this link is clever, but also the dragon Chen to scold.

LongChen haha smile: "day for the checkerboard star to do son, just an old thief can also under?"

The emperor's face was pleased, and her body leaned back slightly on the phoenix chair. Her fingers unconsciously knocked on the armrest.

Li Chengtong, the prince of the southern Liang, looked a little ugly. Did not expect such a powerful couplet to be right. Did the harem of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty have such a powerful eunuch?

"Hum! Your turn!"

Yu Shinan did not expect that this couplet could also be matched. He was a great scribe of the southern Liang Dynasty. He had a rivalry with a eunuch in the harem in public, and he had already lost.

If lost to LongChen, Yu Shinan no yan see the south Liang father.

'Listen up!

"Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang River flow, Wangjiang upstairs Wangjiang river flow, JiangLou through the ages, Jiangliu through the ages, Dongzhou wind flow through the ages!"

This pair of words in addition to clever, there is a deep meaning.

Qian Jun, a scholar of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, and Yu Shinan, on Wangjiang Tower, threw themselves into the river after losing. LongChen wrote the pair on this topic.

The meaning is obvious, although Qian Jun lost, but the literati spirit is still there.

If Yu can't match, then go to hell!

Yu Shinan listened to the top lian, the fan in his hand did not stop point...

Half an hour past, Yu Shinan is still dot dot dot...

"Master Yu, have you figured it out? I can't feel my legs."

LongChen yawned and looked impatient.

Two princess Emperor star night eyes looked at LongChen, back to whisper and female officials said a few words, female officials nodded, quietly down.

Seeing that LongChen had stumped Yu, Diloxi was overjoyed: "Lord Yu, if you surrender voluntarily, the princess will allow you to throw yourself into the river, just like Qian Jun."

Delorsei recognized the couplet.

Old Yu Shonan was red in the face, but he could not come up. Li Chengtong, the prince, felt strange. When did a eunuch come out of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty? That doesn't make sense.

"Lord Yu, you should be right!"

"Crown Prince, this couplet is too difficult for me to match."

Finally, Yu admitted that he could not match.

"Well, it is also a kind of courage to admit defeat. It is worthy of being the leader of the literati of Southern Liang."

The female emperor laughed and sounded very happy.

The Southern Liang Dynasty was famous for its excellent style of writing, and Yu Shinan was also the first scholar of literature. Today, the female emperor felt particularly cool after losing to the eunuch of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.

"Wait, two out of three, you've only won one round, again!"

Prince Li Chengtong, of course, would not give up. The Southern Liang scholar lost to the little eunuch in the East Zhou Harem.

Yu Shinan tough-mouthed, saying: "Yes, two out of three, this one counts as your win!"

Long Chen sneered: "What do you mean I win? A win is a win and a loss is a loss! Qian Jun lost the day to throw himself into the river, but you quibble! The old thief is really cheeky!"

"You! How dare you, a eunuch, act so arrogantly!"

"Why should the old thief get angry? I am a eunuch, but I represent the Eastern Zhou Dynasty now. If you can't afford to play, don't play. Somebody, get the stool for the thief!"

Yu was so angry that he could not breathe again, and a lump of sweetness filled his throat....

Poof...

A mouthful of blood gushed out, and Yu was so angry that he vomited blood on the spot.

"Lord Yu!"

The soldiers of the Nanliang Mission immediately helped Yu Shinan sit down.

He clapped his hands and laughed. "Well done!"

When the emperor saw Yu Shinan vomiting blood on the spot, she tried not to laugh and said, "Bearer, send the doctor too much to his Lord Yu. Don't be angry!"

Crown Prince Li Chengtong quickly said, "No need, we have a doctor accompanying us."

The second prince Li Jiye asked: "Lord Yu, you can not ah, this time to vomit blood!"

Yu wiped the blood from the corners of her mouth, gasped and said: "No matter what, the old husband can come again!"

Crown Prince Li Chengtong asked people to support Yu Shinan to fight again.

"Lute, harp, pipa, King king!"

Yu finally thought of a good match.

This time, the Southern Liang sent four imperial sons, and it just happened that there were Kings on the top of the heads of the four characters of lyre, harp and pipa. Therefore, Yu Shinan said, "Wang Wang is above the East Zhou Dynasty, which means that the four imperial sons were of noble status.

'Good!

The fourth prince Li Wenji stroked and praised.

"Lord Yu is absolutely, absolutely!"

Li Wenji was the best of the four imperial sons in Chinese, and there was Hongwen Hall in Jinling, the capital of the southern Liang Dynasty.

Li Wenji had been silent until now, but now he heard the absolute.

Yu Shinan breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Thank you for the fourth Prince. It was very hard for me to come up with it. I am ashamed of myself."

The Queen and the emperor looked at LongChen at once. They had won a game, and if the match was not matched, it was a draw.

"Little eunuch, eh!

Prince Lee said with a cold smile.

LongChen looked at Lee Chengtong four brothers, the heart of the blood feud and emerged, his eyes bloodshot, face convulsions, fists clenched, wish to kill them on the spot.

"Demons and spirits!"

Yu Shinan said that the four princes were Kings, while Long Chen said that the four were demons and demons, just four little devils!

'Don't you dare!

Prince Li Chengtong was so angry that he publicly scolded himself as a ghost.

Poof...

His classic was absolutely on, Yu Shinan a mouthful of old blood again spurt.