Farm, and zoo animal sci-fi.

Once upon a time, there was a crazy deranged zoo. They enjoyed making creatures out of crossbreeds that are crazy looking in appearance, and make some of the funniest, and at times scariest noises in the world. The employees cross breed gorillas and chickens, sometimes cows and chickens get cross-bred too. The gorilla chickens make a sound such as, bok bok bok bok bok, oooooaaaaaoooooweeee, cluck cluck cluck bok bok bok, laugh out loud, the cow chickens make a sound such as, bok bok bok bok bok, moo moo moo moo moo, bok bok bok bok bok. Everyone at the zoo, employees, visitors, trainers, and all spectators that see, and hear these animals make their sounds bust a gut laughing so hard that their gut and ribs hurt as they ate too much. Too funny.

One day out of the blue, zombies and aliens from outer space in a ufo came down out of space and started tweaking the gorilla chickens, and the cow chickens. The aliens took some of the animals and ate a piece of their brains after putting them to sleep, then when the animals woke up they never knew the difference.

It is Christmas time, and the kids and parents want to come out to the zoo to laugh at the cross-bred crazies, making their noises and flapping their wings though they cannot get 3 inches off the ground while trying to fake fly or whatever. It is too gosh darn funny, cross-bred nuts trying to fake fly but unable to get to two let alone five inches off of the ground, just imagine employees trying to observe them when they try to mate, I mean oh my gosh, just imagine a cow that looks like a big fat cow and chicken at the same time, or a gorilla that appears to be gorilla and chicken at the same time trying to mate a specie of the same sort. It would be enough to have anyone busting a gut, and unable to quit laughing.

The zoo farm animals are sleeping, having rem sleep, experiencing night terrors. The cow chickens are having nightmares about a breed like themselves crossed with a vampire. The gorilla chickens are having nightmares about their species becoming werewolves while acting like a hot mess, eating each other alive, and then trying to mate while trying to eat each other. The cow chickens shortly become vampire cow chickens within a week after their night terrors. The gorilla chickens became ware wolf gorilla chickens a year after their nightmares. Super funny mess. The cow chickens and the gorilla chickens get together during the daytime, they go to a local bar, outside of the zoo, of course, somehow the employees never notice that the cow chickens and the gorilla chickens are out and about.

The gorilla chickens and the cow chickens are at the local strip joint getting wasted getting lap dances, smoking zips of gas, smoking cartons of lucky strike red or gold one hundred, about ten cartons altogether before deciding to quit buying cigarettes period. Later on the gorilla chickens, and the cow chickens snuck back to the zoo on some drunk mess just to sleep it off, then roll and burn trees the following day, by the zip. Seven grams to a blunt type thing. All the females snuck stuff in to do nail sculptures, sneaking making themselves full sets, 3 dimensional or junk nails, or whatever they want. They stole makeup from the local drug store too, doing their chicken butt monkey mess eyeshadow and lips, mascara whatever blush, and whatnot. They were trying on stolen lingerie shortly after applying the stolen makeup. Super funny mess, authorities were searching all over for the suspects in order to never find them because they are not human, and are cow chickens from a crazy zoo.

Gorilla chickens, and cow chickens, oh my. The gorilla chickens and cow chickens want to do surgery on each other, and without making any sense. They are out of their cow chicken, and gorilla chicken rabbit ass minds. The stupid farm zoo animals are very talkative today, all the while all of their peers wish they would be quiet. The farm zoo animals want a zip, therefore they can take turns hitting the smoke after rolling seven grams in a fat blunt wrap. The only thing on the cow chickens, and gorilla chickens' minds is smoking loud. They keep boasting and bragging about how they want triple shots of Grand Marnier, and toke on big blunts. The other animals, and other people with the cow chickens, and gorilla chickens would just go to sleep. The leader cow chicken said he wants the biggest blunt he can roll, he said if he could he would roll the whole zip in one, and boof it to the face, while not letting the others puff puff pass.

Thank you for reading. Happy holidays, and many more. Take care.